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Dykes completes QPR's surprise Steel City redemption arc - Report
at 23:39:44

gulp. amazing prose.
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Stoke/Bristol/Leicester – Awaydays
at 13:20:46

' ... him swiftly getting stuck into such remorselessly sustained, petty over-parenting of a five-year-old I ended up trying to catch sight of some identification so when the child inevitably grows up, rejects these pricks, rebels and careers off the rails in such spectacular fashion she ends up dead in some railway cutting with a needle hanging from her arm, I can look out for the death notice in the paper and turn up at the funeral in a fancy hat.'

Holy cow. Masterful.
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Willock completes Rangers' Rotherham revival - Report
at 23:10:01

Watching it all again in the cool light of day, broadly agree with assessments.

First few minutes - just awful, let them off twice and and let them in. Awful.

Then, steady improvement, chances (sign that keeper?), but a all a bit stop start

2nd half, 63 minutes, sublime pass, seemed unlikely to score from that angle, but hey-ho Qpr

Holy Moses, what a goal. First it's Illy - drops a shoulder, makes space, then to Willock - then wtf that strike, freeze it at 1.41 - worthy of anyone. Top 6 side.
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Preston/Sheff Wed/Ipswich – Awaydays
at 23:29:40

Yet another classic. Quite astonishing prose.
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Paal's late salvage papers deep fault lines - Report
at 09:59:00

Excellent report; many thanks

"I could only assume the reason free scarves were given out by the club to match goers was to have something to cover our eyes". Superb.
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A Ben Pearson own goal – Report
at 22:32:26

'Ben Pearson, at whose hands we have suffered for years. How many times we’ve sat here and watched that little shit stain take our midfields to school, harangue linesmen, roll around on the floor as if mortally wounded, argue the toss over every free kick, follow referees around in their ear, and waste hours and hour and hours of our lives, hours and hours and hours and hours, with his insufferable fking brand of dark arts and game smarts and whatever else we’re calling cheating this week. We hated and hate him. Hate him for all of the above, hate him for the miserable sulky expression, hate him for the ankle breaking tackles, hate him for getting away with it all, and hate him because every team needs one like this and we don’t have it. Part rage, part jealousy. How wonderfully, exquisitely beautiful to see him, through the crowd and amidst the panic, stretch a leg that didn’t need to be stretched into a place it didn’t need to be placed, diverting the ball past Bonham and into the net.'

Pure Gold.
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Right man. Right time? – Column
at 09:45:34

Many thanks for this - great write up. Interesting times - can't help thinking it's the right appointment at the wrong time, but hey-ho.

'Begovic might actually need to go back to school at this late stage of his career, luckily I know a guy who’s running one.' Classic.
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About Friday - Report
at 21:12:26

Holy shit. Even by Clive's standards, this is a holy fkg report to die for. There will be another bottle of champagne coming your way squire. I'm in awe
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Bristol/Birmingham — Awaydays
at 12:17:19

Another masterpiece. Wonderful writing.
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The perks of being a QPR fan - Report
at 23:09:09

Sublime report. Still in the clouds. Thank you
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QPR doing QPR things - Report
at 12:21:34

Another laugh out loud classic. Really cheered me up after feeling really down Saturday eve. Thank you!
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Improved QPR within whisker of shocking Norwich - Report
at 19:53:36

Astonishing prose. Read this out to my (non-footbal enthusiasts) friends which had them all laughing til they begged for more. Lovely way to end a fkg awful year if that had gone in, but so proud of my team nevertheless.
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You spoil us — Preview
at 12:24:24

Another truly astonishing piece of prose. Am in awe.
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Insipid QPR twice pay PNE penalty - Report
at 13:22:55

'It was a penalty man. Clear as day. Shut the fk up. He and his teammates played like a lot of sulky teenagers from there on in'.

Yup, nailed. And embarrassing to see from a QPR player / team.we
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Let me paint you a picture — Preview
at 19:36:25

Nailed. Superb piece.
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A whole new ball game - Preview
at 09:25:11

A truly astonishing piece of prose. Absolutely superb.
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Hugill haunts his hometown, breathing life into QPR's lockdown - Report
at 23:00:56

Superb report; a perfect end to a great day A true masterpiece of prose: erudite, informative, witty. Wow.. 'Running towards the ghost of his late wife'?? Inspired. Am in awe🤗
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Toni Leistner is a fußballgott - Preview
at 23:40:14

Another masterpiece of prose. Astonishing work. Speechless.
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Myths and wokeness on the Edinburgh express - Preview
at 09:42:51

Oh. My. God. I'm laughing so much it hurts. Astonishing writing.
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Does this sound right to you? Preview
at 20:35:15

Holy cow; an absolutely superb piece of writing, even by Clive's standards. Spot on.
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