Listening to the radio the other day and there is a phone-in competition whereby you can win (£60,000 on this particular day) as long as when the radio station calls you, you have to answer within 5 rings and say "Make me a winner".
If you say anything else (like "Hello") you do not win the money.
The presenter said someone the day before had answered the phone and said "Hello" first and therefore missed the £60 grand prize!
Can you imagine how that person felt?
If you are having a bad day that could tip you right over the edge.
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Walking down the lane and some scrotes had dropped a load of takeaway packaging in a pull-in. Cursing, I wandered over and started picking it up and found the scotes had chucked 3 tenners out with the rubbish by mistake!
Just watched Nat Phillips make his debut in the Premier League for Liverpool.
He was a year older than young spud at BWFC academy and occasionally they played in the same team. Dropping down an age group is usually because someone isn`t doing very well.
It was widely acknowledged that Phillips was only there because his dad was Head of the Academy, and not on ability. Lancaster`s Sam Bailey was streets ahead of him then and being courted by Manchester City!
But at the age of 23 he just got Man of the Match against West Ham, whilst Sam was playing at Warrington Town.
Not a team in the Northern Premier League, but probably what the EU are thinking today about Great Britain, as Boris Johnson sets a deadline of October 15th with the European Union, and threatens to unpick legally binding earlier agreements.
Really we should have expected nothing less from the dishonourable, work-shy shyster.