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On This Wonderful, Wonderful Night
at 22:17 8 Aug 2020

When the lot from South West London, got their c.ocks served up to them in a Munich stylee.....
I’ve been thinking........granted I’ve had a drink.
But.........

Three questions.

Who is the best player you’ve seen for us?

Who is the best player you’ve seen live?

Who is the best player you’ve ever seen?

1......Rodney

2.......George Best

3........Pele

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When Did You Know?
at 22:05 18 Jun 2020

Come on, when did you know?
That you was never going to be a professional footballer.

I knew at the age of thirteen.
I thought I was good enough playing for a District team.
Then we played another District team and I spent most of the match watching one of their forwards.............

Laurie Cunningham.

A million miles away from anyone else on the pitch.

A harsh lesson, but at least I learnt it early..

Still, I look on the bright side................If I had of made it......
Imagine all of the Alcohol I would have missed out on in my life.

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It's Been A Long Time
at 22:36 30 May 2020

We've all passed a lot of water.
And apparently we're all going to hell in a handcart.
But all that old malarky aside.................

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The General Election
at 23:12 11 Dec 2019

From the depth of my Soul
With all of my Heart

I hope that all of the two bob, corrupt pack of Shite Hounds all lose their seats.....the whole poxy lot of them.

I realise that this is not possible..............more's the pity.

A plague upon all of their houses.
That is all

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FAO The Boy Warburton
at 21:55 18 Sep 2019

I've been on the trot for a while, but now I'm back.
I know you don't know me, but all that aside..................
For the past twenty years, we've had all sorts of shite hounds running the show.
Despair.............Despondency.......and utter shite houndedness is all we've known.

And then up you trot.....


You got rid of a shed load of players........and you signed a shed load of players.

Yet here we are, seven games in........
And we're three points off the top.

So, I have a question for you.

Are you taking the piss son?

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It's Been A Long, Long Time........
at 23:50 8 Feb 2019

And we've all passed a lot of water.
Ted's retired and gone on the Ale.......down his local every night....'aving it large.

All that aside......

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FAO Amit
at 22:38 19 Aug 2018

I think I can safely say that we've probably both had better weekends.

Just when you thought you were out................they pull you back in.

Anyway........
Welcome back son.

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FAO The Boy Tone, Hoos and Les
at 23:19 11 May 2018

Well chaps, this is a fine old state of affairs.

Anyway...............I'm hearing the boy Mclaren might be holding out for better offers.

Make me right.....Arsenal are not going to come and kick his door down....
So here's the plan.

Offer him a deal if you like................................if he doesn't take it.........wait until next Wednesday, then offer him half the original dough.

I've got a mate who was in the year below him at York Grammar School.
The boy Mclaren was a Prefect.
My mate won't have a nice word said about the fella.........said he loved grassing people up who turned up late in the morning.
Still......we've all passed a lot of water since then.

Anyway, all that old fanny aside.

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Granted
at 03:03 28 Feb 2018

It's late.............

I'm on the Brandy

I couldn't give a rub what the boy Tone, Holloway, Loos. Sir Les, or any other bastard has got to say...........but.

Make me right......

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P.S.
My club has sucked the bastard soul right out of me.
I don't want any old fanny.............................
I just want answers.
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Tonight
at 23:21 15 Dec 2017

Tonight I am mostly drinking Brandy.

Anyway.................

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Question For Holloway
at 23:22 8 Aug 2017

We won our first league match, and totally outplayed the Fakes.

Now, we've gone and won a Cup match. (cobblers, some might say)

So, my question is this..........
Are you taking the piss son?

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Justified Rant..........
at 00:36 5 Jul 2017

Anyone on here ever used the King's Pub in Hanwell?
It's on the Uxbridge rd, just about opposite the Clocktower.

Proper, proper Pub.
Kathy's parents had it for years.
Then Kathy took over............then in the last few years, Tom ran it.

The cast of people that used that Pub ran deep and true.......every nutter and his uncle must have drank in there.

The old Irish guys that went from there to the Bookies next door, and back again, every day.
And when the Racing was on.....forget about watching the football.

It was a local pub.......for locals.....every face was known.

Some may have said it was a shithole.....granted.
Some may have said the place stunk of Urine.....granted.

But....it was the King's.
Lock in's most nights..........sing songs at the weekends...........more iffy trading than in the City of London.

Then the bastards closed it.....
Then the bastards opened it again, as a sort of..........'Shoreditch-on-Hanwell'

Every bastard has skinny jeans......short back and sides....and a beard.
They even sell Pizza in there.

It's a bastard disgrace.
I'll never set foot in there again.

Who do I blame?

Metrosexuals.
The Tory Government
Globalization.
The Gig Economy
The EU
Any bastard under the age of 50.

This is the world that you've created?
Well you can have it.
You deserve all you get.

'Can I get a skinny Latte with wings and a Ganolla bite'?
No you can't you tosser....you can have a Coffee with two sugars.

This is the world the youth have created.......
Well they can fvvking well choke on it.

Make me right...we might as well have lost the bastard War.

Bah
Humbug.

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Vote Vote Vote
at 08:36 7 Jun 2017

Millions of people, over hundreds of years, died, to give us the freedom to vote.

So the least I can do is go to the polling station and vote.

If you are unsure about where to cast your vote........
Remember the words of Dr Martin Luther King, in a Restaurant in the deep south of the USA.

'Da fvvk is this?
Dis is Ribs and Slaw.
I ordered Burger 'an Fries.
Shieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet.'

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General Election
at 01:34 2 Jun 2017

Make me right........

None of them are worth a rub.

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P.S.
Granted.....tonight I've been mostly drinking Brandy....but let's have it right.
Politicians?
They want flogging, the lot of them.
Two bob piss ants.......nothing more....nothing less.

Cab Calloway...........he had the answer.
He would have had every last one of the Cowsons flogged.....
And rightly so.
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F.A.O. Ollie
at 01:50 3 Mar 2017

Granted, it's late and I've had a drink.
All that aside Ollie.............
I'm not a young man.....
I don't need any grief/stress/bollocks at my time of life.

So do your job son.....keep us up.
Don't worry about next season, we'll cross that bridge when we come to it.

I shall be keeping a very close eye on you for the rest of the season....... so shape up.

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Ollie
at 00:13 1 Feb 2017

All these Geezers we've signed....
Are they any good son?

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Ollie
at 23:01 1 Dec 2016

What was telling tonight, was Ollie banging his chest screaming at the players to show some heart.

No Manager should have to do that to professional footballers.
I thought it was his way of showing the supporters that he knows things are not right
It's not his squad, he can only work with what he's got.

Hopefully he will buy in the January transfer window, and that will be enough to keep us up.
Come the summer he can buy again, and we can start again next season.

We've tried just about everything else, so let's give him time to build his squad.
Meanwhile.......I suppose we just enjoy the rollercoaster.
What else can we do.

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The Boy Tone
at 22:09 5 Nov 2016

Hello son.
Who said life was easy?

I watched you when we 'played' Brentford.
Lovely young Sort sitting next to you, obviously enjoying herself.
Final whistle.........no sign of the young sort.....and you looked like you'd lost a fiver, and found a pound. ( I hope she never went home with the Brentford Chairman)

Anyway son, all that aside...............
Gotta be honest, you seem to have more lives than a cat.

Do yourself a favour....we all love Sir Les.....but if he tries to move his mate, the boy Sherwood in....................just say no.

We need a period of stability.
So go to Brighton........offer them a stick of rock.....a kiss me quick hat....and a few bob.
Buy the boy Houghton out of his contract......give him a three year contract, and maybe, just maybe...............
At the end of his contract, we won't be the toxic shitehole that we have become over the last few years.

It's not rocket science Tone.

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Jimmy Floyd
at 23:17 28 Oct 2016

I watched the match tonight.
Stone cold sober.......................which is rare for me.
Not a rant because we lost.

No offence son.......
I'm sure you love your old mum and all that, but............

You're out of your depth.
You talk that up, then you must have s.hit in your eyes.

You were a more than decent forward when you played..............
But as a Manager..........it's not there is it?

Ho hum............such is life.

We are QPR................................it's never simple or easy.
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Question
at 00:02 11 Oct 2016

Granted, I've had a drink, but..........

Who can Moon Walk?

I don't mean sliding across a floor when you're full of beer.......
I mean Moon Walk properly...like the boy Jackson.

Stayed up until 4am one morning, trying my bastard best.....

Cracked it.

The boy Jackson .....R.I.P.

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P.S.
eeehee Sh'monn
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