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The Stoke Toke 21:34 - Aug 2 with 25081 viewsBoston

...I think they’re baked. Stoke 0. QPR 2.

Poll: Thank God The Seaons Over.

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The Stoke Toke on 21:42 - Aug 2 with 4544 viewsDorse

I have cast the runes, taken the augurs from the sacrificial Bernard Matthews Turkey Drummer and contacted Barry Eaglefeather, my Sioux spirit guide and the message is clear: not a fcuking clue. About the team, style of play or possible result.

'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'

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The Stoke Toke on 21:44 - Aug 2 with 4537 viewsToast_R

I'll go for the default 1-0 first game of the season away loss option.
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The Stoke Toke on 21:44 - Aug 2 with 4543 viewsBoston

The Stoke Toke on 21:42 - Aug 2 by Dorse

I have cast the runes, taken the augurs from the sacrificial Bernard Matthews Turkey Drummer and contacted Barry Eaglefeather, my Sioux spirit guide and the message is clear: not a fcuking clue. About the team, style of play or possible result.


Neither do I, but that’s not the point😀

Poll: Thank God The Seaons Over.

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The Stoke Toke on 22:32 - Aug 2 with 4434 viewskensalriser

0-1 Gavin Peacock. Hallelujah.

Poll: QPR to finish 7th or Brentford to drop out of the top 6?

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The Stoke Toke on 22:42 - Aug 2 with 4407 viewsSimonJames

1-1 Huggles
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100% of people who drink water will die.

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The Stoke Toke on 22:53 - Aug 2 with 4367 viewspaulparker

2-0 to them

“I wipe my ass with your feelings.” (Tony Soprano )

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The Stoke Toke on 07:07 - Aug 3 with 4253 viewsenfieldargh

Can only be optimistic, so yes 2-1...to the hooooooops

captains fantastic
Poll: Are you going to buy new 22/23 shirts?

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The Stoke Toke on 08:03 - Aug 3 with 4207 viewsSilverfoxqpr

Well if you can't be positive and have a smidgen of optimism on the first day of the season I'm not sure when you can. 3-1 Rangers, Eze, Eze and that centre back bloke we signed from Brentford I can't be bothered to check the correct spelling of.
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The Stoke Toke on 08:43 - Aug 3 with 4118 viewsterryb

I'm having breakfast before getting in the car & driving to Stoke.

COME ON MT TEAM!

Will my unusual optimism for the season survive the opening day? I'm excited & have a little knot in my stomach. This shouldn't happen to a man of my age!

COME ON MY TEAM!
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The Stoke Toke on 09:36 - Aug 3 with 4057 viewsBklynRanger

I think there will be green shoots of hope sprouting up all over the pitch but no discernible branches as yet. That will come as we progress from this verdant summer into the rusty browns of autumn. Our collection of young otter pups will grow stronger and begin to find food (that's goals in this analogy). By the time old Jack Frost raises his head and the river freezes over our playful otter pups will have become a team of otter men, filled with confidence and brimming with grit and determination and such, even on a wet Tuesday night in Preston.
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The Stoke Toke on 09:40 - Aug 3 with 4032 viewsjohnhoop

The Stoke Toke on 09:36 - Aug 3 by BklynRanger

I think there will be green shoots of hope sprouting up all over the pitch but no discernible branches as yet. That will come as we progress from this verdant summer into the rusty browns of autumn. Our collection of young otter pups will grow stronger and begin to find food (that's goals in this analogy). By the time old Jack Frost raises his head and the river freezes over our playful otter pups will have become a team of otter men, filled with confidence and brimming with grit and determination and such, even on a wet Tuesday night in Preston.
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Like the analogy Brooklyn but I’m hoping our little otter pups don’t end up in a tarka dhal by the end of today.
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The Stoke Toke on 10:30 - Aug 3 with 3960 viewsDorse

The Stoke Toke on 08:43 - Aug 3 by terryb

I'm having breakfast before getting in the car & driving to Stoke.

COME ON MT TEAM!

Will my unusual optimism for the season survive the opening day? I'm excited & have a little knot in my stomach. This shouldn't happen to a man of my age!

COME ON MY TEAM!


Filthy beast.

'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'

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The Stoke Toke on 11:38 - Aug 3 with 3888 viewsDylanP

The Stoke Toke on 09:36 - Aug 3 by BklynRanger

I think there will be green shoots of hope sprouting up all over the pitch but no discernible branches as yet. That will come as we progress from this verdant summer into the rusty browns of autumn. Our collection of young otter pups will grow stronger and begin to find food (that's goals in this analogy). By the time old Jack Frost raises his head and the river freezes over our playful otter pups will have become a team of otter men, filled with confidence and brimming with grit and determination and such, even on a wet Tuesday night in Preston.
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You are a fckn poet mate

Poll: Who is the Best QPR Chairman in the last 25 Years?

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The Stoke Toke on 11:43 - Aug 3 with 3879 viewsDavieQPR

The Stoke Toke on 10:30 - Aug 3 by Dorse

Filthy beast.


Sure it's not a hernia.
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The Stoke Toke on 12:04 - Aug 3 with 3842 viewsDorse

The Stoke Toke on 11:43 - Aug 3 by DavieQPR

Sure it's not a hernia.


In my case, it would be.


'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'

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The Stoke Toke on 12:32 - Aug 3 with 3787 viewsRANGERS4EVER

3-2. Rangel to go one better and get a hattrick

Poll: Who would you most like to see at QPR?

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The Stoke Toke on 12:34 - Aug 3 with 3781 viewsBklynRanger

The Stoke Toke on 11:38 - Aug 3 by DylanP

You are a fckn poet mate


Cheers mate - still a couple of hours worth of a lie in for you to take advantage of though! For some reason I always used to find myself staying up till 3am the night before the first game, counting back how many hours were left before the 9.45 alarm clock.
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The Stoke Toke on 13:47 - Aug 3 with 3657 viewsDannyPaddox

3-2 Rs. Luke Amos to facilitate a successful union betwixt ball and onion bag after a time-rich passage of recycling. This is the dawning of the age of Mark Warburton. Is the game on the radio?
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The Stoke Toke on 13:52 - Aug 3 with 3631 viewsPinnerPaul

2-1 us Wells and Smith.....no wait

New bloke and new bloke
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The Stoke Toke on 14:02 - Aug 3 with 3590 viewsDannyPaddox

The Stoke Toke on 13:52 - Aug 3 by PinnerPaul

2-1 us Wells and Smith.....no wait

New bloke and new bloke


Nah new bloke’s not fit. Other new bloke playing instead.
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The Stoke Toke on 14:02 - Aug 3 with 3589 viewsNov77


Poll: December goal of the month - vote for your favourite R's goal during December

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The Stoke Toke on 14:04 - Aug 3 with 3564 viewspaulparker

Looks like a 4-4-1-1 formation

“I wipe my ass with your feelings.” (Tony Soprano )

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The Stoke Toke on 14:04 - Aug 3 with 3554 viewsPinnerPaul

The Stoke Toke on 14:02 - Aug 3 by Nov77



Kane must be injured.

Not much defensive cover on the bench.

Come on uuurrrrrssssssssssssssssss
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The Stoke Toke on 14:06 - Aug 3 with 3541 viewssdm1508

Kane isn't picked because he played in h23 game yesterday. Not fit enough to start for first team. Looks like 4231 which I believe has been the formation all pre season
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The Stoke Toke on 14:07 - Aug 3 with 3514 viewsClive_Anderson

Are Stoke any good these days? I know Geoff all about them these days.
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