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My Mixed Grill Tomorrow 12:32 - Sep 14 with 3019 viewsted_hendrix

At the Bloemfontein Road cafe will consist of the following;

Mashed spuds (large dollop) sausage (1) bacon (2) fried eggs (2) burger (1 not in a bun) grilled tomato (1) peas (on average about 88) black pudding (1 slice) liver (3 slices) gravy (lots) mug of strong tea.

It's a ritual thing.

My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.

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My Mixed Grill Tomorrow on 12:46 - Sep 14 with 2379 viewsbob566

ritual or greedy?

Fair play Ted. that's a lot of scoff.
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My Mixed Grill Tomorrow on 12:56 - Sep 14 with 2342 viewsMoonshineSteve

That's a lot of peas.

Probably what makes him angry.

I am still Steve but no longer in Dagenham.

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My Mixed Grill Tomorrow on 12:57 - Sep 14 with 2335 viewsMetallica_Hoop

I'd need two tea's to wash that lot down. Do they do a pot?

Beer and Beef has made us what we are - The Prince Regent

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My Mixed Grill Tomorrow on 13:01 - Sep 14 with 2320 viewsMildo25

Some White Pudding wouldn't go a miss!!! Otherwise I give it 9/10
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My Mixed Grill Tomorrow on 13:04 - Sep 14 with 2304 viewswestberksr

might see you in there Ted; will need a seperate table as your plate will take up all of yours! Personally i'm a sausage, egg & chips kinda guy.

you must have an overactive thyroid if you eat in those quantaties regularly; you skinny b'stard.

Have acquired tickets for Spuds so might discuss travel arrangements.
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My Mixed Grill Tomorrow on 13:09 - Sep 14 with 2293 viewsHantsR

Very few people know exactly or even approximately how many peas they eat on average; this is commendable research.
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My Mixed Grill Tomorrow on 13:09 - Sep 14 with 2293 viewsSharpy

He must have hollow legs.

Where are you going for drinks Ted ?

Once you`ve had black, you never go back !

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My Mixed Grill Tomorrow on 13:22 - Sep 14 with 2246 views18StoneOfHoop

Will I go Goldhawk?
(Cafe Rest)
Will I go Uxbridge?
(Harp Cafe)

You'll have to wait and see.


'I'm 18 with a bullet.Got my finger on the trigger,I'm gonna pull it.." Love,Peace and Fook Chelski! More like 20StoneOfHoop now. Let's face it I'm not getting any thinner. Pass the cake and pies please.

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My Mixed Grill Tomorrow on 13:23 - Sep 14 with 2242 viewspomanjou

My participation will be more modest. Standard portions of liver, bacon and bubble, gravy, two slices and mug of tea. But I'm only 13 stone 10. By my reckoning Ted will be about 40 stone.

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My Mixed Grill Tomorrow on 13:24 - Sep 14 with 2239 viewsreal_loftus

My Mixed Grill Tomorrow on 13:09 - Sep 14 by Sharpy

He must have hollow legs.

Where are you going for drinks Ted ?


I believe the Crown & Sceptre is the preferred location this season.

You out?

ATAF.

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My Mixed Grill Tomorrow on 13:27 - Sep 14 with 2222 viewssmegma

Nice to see you're on a diet Ted as you look like you need to
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My Mixed Grill Tomorrow on 13:27 - Sep 14 with 2221 viewsSharpy

Yes mate.

Crown it is then, although it takes an age to get there.

Once you`ve had black, you never go back !

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My Mixed Grill Tomorrow on 13:28 - Sep 14 with 2216 viewsreal_loftus

My Mixed Grill Tomorrow on 13:27 - Sep 14 by Sharpy

Yes mate.

Crown it is then, although it takes an age to get there.


I know! A good 7mins from the Connie. They should lay on a bus/cab to the ground.

ATAF

ATAF.

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My Mixed Grill Tomorrow on 13:32 - Sep 14 with 2197 viewsSharpy

Double that with the Welsh in tow.

Once you`ve had black, you never go back !

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My Mixed Grill Tomorrow on 13:33 - Sep 14 with 2188 viewsreal_loftus

My Mixed Grill Tomorrow on 13:32 - Sep 14 by Sharpy

Double that with the Welsh in tow.


He's cried off, no appearance from Glendower tomorrow. I sense he might be chasing pussy instead.

ATAF.

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My Mixed Grill Tomorrow on 13:35 - Sep 14 with 2187 viewsChurchOfLes

My Mixed Grill Tomorrow on 13:22 - Sep 14 by 18StoneOfHoop

Will I go Goldhawk?
(Cafe Rest)
Will I go Uxbridge?
(Harp Cafe)

You'll have to wait and see.



My old dear used to con me into coming home with the promise of a steak, only to be fobbed off with one of these.
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My Mixed Grill Tomorrow on 13:43 - Sep 14 with 2169 viewswestolian

My Mixed Grill Tomorrow on 13:33 - Sep 14 by real_loftus

He's cried off, no appearance from Glendower tomorrow. I sense he might be chasing pussy instead.


Lads, have a cider for me !

Ted, how much will end up down your shirt ?? Did Charles ever get you that bib ?

I've found a team sheet for the weekend - anyone interested ?

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My Mixed Grill Tomorrow on 13:46 - Sep 14 with 2159 viewskropotkin41

That mixed grill is like two meals put together! How much will that lot set you back then?

I reckon that the mash and the burger go too far............. mind you, I'm a vegetarian so most of the rest wouldn't be much good for me either. Cup of tea sounds nice though!


‘morbid curiosity about where this is all going’

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My Mixed Grill Tomorrow on 14:00 - Sep 14 with 2133 viewswestolian

My Mixed Grill Tomorrow on 13:46 - Sep 14 by kropotkin41

That mixed grill is like two meals put together! How much will that lot set you back then?

I reckon that the mash and the burger go too far............. mind you, I'm a vegetarian so most of the rest wouldn't be much good for me either. Cup of tea sounds nice though!



OAP's get a good rate apparently !

I've found a team sheet for the weekend - anyone interested ?

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My Mixed Grill Tomorrow on 14:25 - Sep 14 with 2108 viewseastside_r

No chop?

Lightweight!
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My Mixed Grill Tomorrow on 14:28 - Sep 14 with 2092 viewsBlackCrowe

See you in the garden of the C&S Ted

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My Mixed Grill Tomorrow on 15:07 - Sep 14 with 2044 viewsWrightUp5hit___

Thats Danny Peacock and a young Gregor (Rab C Nesbit) Fisher, along with some other familiar but just can't remember the names actors in the van.
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My Mixed Grill Tomorrow on 15:21 - Sep 14 with 2027 viewssmegma

My Mixed Grill Tomorrow on 13:33 - Sep 14 by real_loftus

He's cried off, no appearance from Glendower tomorrow. I sense he might be chasing pussy instead.


Who's going to take his place on the tv gantry ??
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My Mixed Grill Tomorrow on 15:46 - Sep 14 with 1993 viewsBazWoT

My Mixed Grill Tomorrow on 15:21 - Sep 14 by smegma

Who's going to take his place on the tv gantry ??


The_Ram?

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My Mixed Grill Tomorrow on 15:55 - Sep 14 with 1976 viewsqprtino82

I wont be eating before the game. Just drinking.

My first game was boxing day 96. QPR 3-2 Norwich.

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