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Lavia Now Out For The Rest Of The Season
at 14:53 27 Mar 2024

Even less games than Ross Stewart and 6 times the fee
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Joke Of The Day
at 22:00 26 Mar 2024

Mr Smith walks into a bank London and asks for the loan officer. He says he's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow £5000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so Mr Smith hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce, which costs quarter of a million pounds.

“The car is parked on the street in front of the bank,” says Mr Smith, “and I have all the necessary papers.”

The bank officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. After Mr Smith leaves, the loan officer, the bank's president and all their colleagues enjoy a good laugh at the man for using a £250,000 Rolls Royce as collateral against a £5,000 loan.

One of the employees drives the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, Mr Smith returns, repays the £5000 and the interest, which comes to £15.41.

The loan officer says, "Sir, I must tell you, we’re all a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and discovered that you’re a multimillionaire. Why would you bother to borrow £5,000?"

The man replies, "Where else in London can I park my car for two weeks for only £15.41?"
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Wales V Poland
at 21:56 26 Mar 2024

Extra time 0-0 at present
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36Years Ago Today
at 16:09 26 Mar 2024

Alan Shearer made his debut for the club coming on as sub in a 1-0 win away to Chelsea, Graham Baker notching the goal.

Anyone on hear go to that game
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Song For Today
at 09:24 26 Mar 2024

After a couple of weeks on this topic I am now quite certain that I will never be interviewed by BBC News about how I was the one who inspired and gave their first big break to the latest pop/rock sensation'

Have we done Sam Amo-Ameyaw
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Southampton Exploring Metro System
at 09:20 26 Mar 2024

Or in other words bringing back trams, this could be a great idea, run them on several lines ie Millbrook Road, Shirley, Portswood & Bitterne and then all run round a central loop.



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What Should The Back Four Be Against Middlesbrough
at 21:41 25 Mar 2024

What Should The Back Four Be Against Middlesbrough


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Song Of The Day
at 09:50 25 Mar 2024

Im beginning to forget who has been done and who hasn't have we done David Brooks
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David James Plays In Southampton Sunday League
at 20:36 18 Mar 2024

My mates son plays for this side, so I knew it was going to happen, apparently they donated a load of used football boots to charity and David James was the parton, so they sent a cheeky letter asking if he would play for them and he agreed.

Scored the winner too, I was never a fan of him as a player, especially when he played for Pompey, but fair play to him for this

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/68597860
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Song Of The Day
at 09:23 18 Mar 2024

Today's victim is Shea Charles, perhaps we could do a version of Shake Your Tailfeather as performed by his nearly namesake Ray Charles in the Blues Brothers film
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Under 12's Could See Blackburn Game For Free
at 09:18 18 Mar 2024

Blackburn have announced their ticket details for the Saints game and Under 12's accompanied by an adult get in free, will they reciprocate for the away fans, in the Premier League they have to Im not sure about the Championship
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Saints Players You Have Met In Strange Surroundings
at 10:16 15 Mar 2024

Following on from the revelation that Will Smallbone lets the train take the strain, who has met a Saints player in somewhere they didn't expect to do so.

As mentioned I recently met Shane Long in the toilets of the Grapes Pub in Mathew Street Liverpool, a famous venue as this was not only the place that the Beatles used to drink when they played at the nearby Cavern Club, but where Pete Best went to drown his sorrows after being sacked by the Beatles.

I wonder whether Shane was considering that he was having a p*ss at the same urinals that the Fab Four would have (They looked like they hadn't changed) when he was accosted by a very well refreshed me .

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Song Of The Day
at 10:15 15 Mar 2024

Todays victim is Flynn Downes Ill start with

Downes Downes he is Flynn Downes

To the tune of Status Quo's Down Down

Its a simple repeated chant so shouldnt trouble our singing sections to learn and it is also only three chords should anyone wish to strum along on guitar in the Itchen before throwing their plectrum at the away section

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Saints Players You Never Saw Play Live
at 21:57 12 Mar 2024

Im not talking about those that you never saw because they were youngsters or you werent bothering going at the time, but those that never got a game.

The obvious one for me was Martin Caceres, joined after we lost both Fonte who left and Van Dijk injured in January 2017, Caceres was out of contract and a free agent and we had just Yoshida and the recent Premier League debutant Jack Stephens in the centre of defence.

Strangely Caceres would play just one game away at Middlesbrough on 13th May he looked the part there but wouldnt play again, he was still only 29 and went on to play for a number of clubs in Italy and is still playing for LA Galaxy this season.

Strange that he never got a game, if we had played him in the League cup final we might have won

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How Stupid Is It
at 21:01 12 Mar 2024

To have three weeks off in the middle of the football season
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Songs For Saints Players Day 2
at 08:35 12 Mar 2024

Todays victim is James Bree, I would suggest something to the tune of I want to break free by Queen
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