Please log in or register. Registered visitors get fewer ads.
Forum index | Previous Thread | Next thread
Favourite Football one liners 18:01 - Mar 10 with 514 viewsTheHappyGooner

My one is very apt as the HappyGooner form
Nose dives

‘The wheels have come off”

WE ARE THE HAPPY GOONERS ! LONDONS FINEST !
Poll: Who are the biggest club overall??

0

Favourite Football one liners on 20:28 - Mar 10 with 497 viewspwrightsknees

John Lambie, Partick Thistle manager. "It's at this time of the season that I dread one match at a time".
0

Favourite Football one liners on 20:35 - Mar 10 with 496 viewswessex_exile

No football one-liner thread should ever be without the utterly brilliant Gordon Strachan - on being quizzed about any concerns for Delgado "I've got more important things to think about. I've got a yogurt to finish by today, the expiry date is today. That can be my priority rather than Agustin Delgado.

Up the U's
Poll: How will we do in 2016/17

0
Favourite Football one liners on 21:19 - Mar 10 with 488 viewsTheHappyGooner

Favourite Football one liners on 20:35 - Mar 10 by wessex_exile

No football one-liner thread should ever be without the utterly brilliant Gordon Strachan - on being quizzed about any concerns for Delgado "I've got more important things to think about. I've got a yogurt to finish by today, the expiry date is today. That can be my priority rather than Agustin Delgado.


Quirky even

WE ARE THE HAPPY GOONERS ! LONDONS FINEST !
Poll: Who are the biggest club overall??

0

Favourite Football one liners on 22:36 - Mar 10 with 473 viewsgerry_us

"Park the bus?" We can't.
0

Favourite Football one liners on 10:21 - Mar 11 with 446 viewsBFG

"I don't make predictions, I never have done and I never will do"

Ian Wright
[Post edited 11 Mar 10:28]
0

Favourite Football one liners on 10:22 - Mar 11 with 443 viewsBFG

"If it had gone in it would have been a goal"

Joe Royle
0

Favourite Football one liners on 10:24 - Mar 11 with 440 viewsBFG

"Hearts are now playing with a five-man back four"

Alan McInally
0

Favourite Football one liners on 10:27 - Mar 11 with 436 viewsBFG

"Samaasi Abou don't speak English too good"

Harry Redknapp
0
Login to get fewer ads


Favourite Football one liners on 11:09 - Mar 11 with 415 viewsLeadbelly

Finished with aplomb

Poll: Safe standing at football; yes, know or don't know?

0

Favourite Football one liners on 11:22 - Mar 11 with 412 viewspwrightsknees

"Tell him he's Pele and get him back on.” Partick Thistle manager John Lambie, when told his concussed striker did not know who he was.
0

Favourite Football one liners on 12:27 - Mar 11 with 407 viewsFruitbat

"There are no easy games apart from Ipswich at home"

Alan Shearer. (I cut this out of the paper and stuck it on the wall behind my desk at work).
0

Favourite Football one liners on 12:55 - Mar 11 with 399 viewsTheHappyGooner

Funny chaps !

WE ARE THE HAPPY GOONERS ! LONDONS FINEST !
Poll: Who are the biggest club overall??

0
Favourite Football one liners on 09:30 - Mar 12 with 350 viewspwrightsknees

Favourite Football one liners on 12:55 - Mar 11 by TheHappyGooner

Funny chaps !


Another I remember (I think John Lambie again) about his centre-forward: "if they moved the goals 20 yards to the right, he'd be the top scorer in Europe".
0
About Us Contact Us Terms & Conditions Privacy Cookies Advertising
© FansNetwork 2018