Favourite Football one liners 18:01 - Mar 10 with 1043 views | TheHappyGooner | My one is very apt as the HappyGooner form Nose dives ‘The wheels have come off” | |
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Favourite Football one liners on 20:28 - Mar 10 with 1026 views | pwrightsknees | John Lambie, Partick Thistle manager. "It's at this time of the season that I dread one match at a time". | | | |
Favourite Football one liners on 20:35 - Mar 10 with 1025 views | wessex_exile | No football one-liner thread should ever be without the utterly brilliant Gordon Strachan - on being quizzed about any concerns for Delgado "I've got more important things to think about. I've got a yogurt to finish by today, the expiry date is today. That can be my priority rather than Agustin Delgado. | |
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Favourite Football one liners on 21:19 - Mar 10 with 1017 views | TheHappyGooner |
Favourite Football one liners on 20:35 - Mar 10 by wessex_exile | No football one-liner thread should ever be without the utterly brilliant Gordon Strachan - on being quizzed about any concerns for Delgado "I've got more important things to think about. I've got a yogurt to finish by today, the expiry date is today. That can be my priority rather than Agustin Delgado. |
Quirky even | |
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Favourite Football one liners on 22:36 - Mar 10 with 1002 views | gerry_us | "Park the bus?" We can't. | | | |
Favourite Football one liners on 10:21 - Mar 11 with 975 views | BFG | "I don't make predictions, I never have done and I never will do" Ian Wright [Post edited 11 Mar 2018 10:28]
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Favourite Football one liners on 10:22 - Mar 11 with 972 views | BFG | "If it had gone in it would have been a goal" Joe Royle | | | |
Favourite Football one liners on 10:24 - Mar 11 with 969 views | BFG | "Hearts are now playing with a five-man back four" Alan McInally | | | |
Favourite Football one liners on 10:27 - Mar 11 with 965 views | BFG | "Samaasi Abou don't speak English too good" Harry Redknapp | | | | Login to get fewer ads
Favourite Football one liners on 11:09 - Mar 11 with 944 views | Leadbelly | Finished with aplomb | |
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Favourite Football one liners on 11:22 - Mar 11 with 941 views | pwrightsknees | "Tell him he's Pele and get him back on.” Partick Thistle manager John Lambie, when told his concussed striker did not know who he was. | | | |
Favourite Football one liners on 12:27 - Mar 11 with 936 views | Fruitbat | "There are no easy games apart from Ipswich at home" Alan Shearer. (I cut this out of the paper and stuck it on the wall behind my desk at work). | | | |
Favourite Football one liners on 12:55 - Mar 11 with 928 views | TheHappyGooner | Funny chaps ! | |
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Favourite Football one liners on 09:30 - Mar 12 with 879 views | pwrightsknees |
Favourite Football one liners on 12:55 - Mar 11 by TheHappyGooner | Funny chaps ! |
Another I remember (I think John Lambie again) about his centre-forward: "if they moved the goals 20 yards to the right, he'd be the top scorer in Europe". | | | |
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