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The Worshipful Society for the Promotion of Fisticuffs and Oik-Thrashery (est. 1878) has convened its annual general meeting in expectation of the visit to Fulham of the local-authority-educated rotters from W12.
Dress code is smart casual and jackets may be removed during dinner.
'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'
Rule 49: Obviously, those in the firm should expect their footmen not to participate and, instead, be on hand to serve refreshments and canapes. In extremis, they may be allowed to hold their masters' jackets though they are not to converse with the urban masses lest they be exposed to Bolshevik ideology.
'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'