| Christmas sorted!! 11:58 - Sep 23 with 1130 views | loftboy |
Kill the Turkey then have 30 people round for its funeral . |  |
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| Christmas sorted!! on 12:04 - Sep 23 with 1120 views | WokingR |
On yer bike
Oh, sorry. |  | | |
| Christmas sorted!! on 18:20 - Sep 23 with 932 views | CiderwithRsie |
Looks like there's no way I'll be able to have hordes of relatives and in-laws round for Christmas.
Best bit of news I've had for months. |  | | |
| Christmas sorted!! on 18:34 - Sep 23 with 908 views | Discodroids |
I've written many times on here over the years about christmas day at the chigwell mother in laws with the huge extended family.
I pray to gods 4th rib that i can have a christmas at home for the first time in 12 years due to family number covid parameter restrictions.
put it this way...
...if i live to see a future where mankind procreates by rubbing its hind legs over a royal jelly compound enslaved by Alien sexless entities in their xenomorph cubed pleasure hives, nourishing our human pupae to a harsh beat of shamanic tonal resonations at the behest of those very same sexless alien entities, I'll never meet a bigger fu cking c unts trumpet than my belcher chain wearing west ham supporting brother in law, 'Woodford Paul'
nuff said. [Post edited 23 Sep 2020 18:38]
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| "...The monkey is never dead, Dealer. The monkey never dies. When you kick him off, he just hides in a corner, waiting his turn." |
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| Christmas sorted!! on 08:15 - Sep 24 with 672 views | TheChef |
| Christmas sorted!! on 18:34 - Sep 23 by Discodroids |
I've written many times on here over the years about christmas day at the chigwell mother in laws with the huge extended family.
I pray to gods 4th rib that i can have a christmas at home for the first time in 12 years due to family number covid parameter restrictions.
put it this way...
...if i live to see a future where mankind procreates by rubbing its hind legs over a royal jelly compound enslaved by Alien sexless entities in their xenomorph cubed pleasure hives, nourishing our human pupae to a harsh beat of shamanic tonal resonations at the behest of those very same sexless alien entities, I'll never meet a bigger fu cking c unts trumpet than my belcher chain wearing west ham supporting brother in law, 'Woodford Paul'
nuff said. [Post edited 23 Sep 2020 18:38]
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"...if i live to see a future where mankind procreates by rubbing its hind legs over a royal jelly compound enslaved by Alien sexless entities in their xenomorph cubed pleasure hives, nourishing our human pupae to a harsh beat of shamanic tonal resonations at the behest of those very same sexless alien entities,"
Apparently that's coming next year. |  |
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| Christmas sorted!! on 09:57 - Sep 24 with 603 views | A40Bosh |
| Christmas sorted!! on 18:20 - Sep 23 by CiderwithRsie |
Looks like there's no way I'll be able to have hordes of relatives and in-laws round for Christmas.
Best bit of news I've had for months. |
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| Christmas sorted!! on 10:05 - Sep 24 with 588 views | colinallcars |
It was Christmas Day in the work 'ouse.... |  | | |
| Christmas sorted!! on 10:14 - Sep 24 with 583 views | colinallcars |
| Christmas sorted!! on 10:05 - Sep 24 by colinallcars |
It was Christmas Day in the work 'ouse.... |
The pudding came into view
Currents they were aplenty
Quite a few raisins too
When up stood a poor old worker
His face as bold as brass
And said, “you can stick the bloody pudden up yer bloody ar$e” | | | |
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