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Reply | Sparkfilms TV
at 21:08 25 Nov 2025
That's fair enough.
I get your point.
No more from here.
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Reply | Tigers at Layer Road
at 17:28 25 Nov 2025
SQUORK
'Not much action on the Observation Wheel then'.
SWOOP
'A power problem and a wonky bit'.
SQUORK
'Well, if they can sort it out it's £5 for adult humans, £4 for their off spring and Seagulls go FREE'.
SWOOP
'Plenty of action in Trinity Street though'.
SQUORK
'And that rooftop dates back to 1540'.
SWOOP
'Fab place to hang out'. |
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Reply | Tigers at Layer Road
at 08:21 24 Nov 2025
SWOOP
'Word has it in the land of Americas we are 'Fictional Characters' Squork, what do you make of that?'
SQUORK
'Whatever we may be we are headed for a view of down town Colchester from the Observation Wheel at 11am'.
SWOOP
'And we get a free ride'.
SQUORK
'Clockwise too'. |
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Reply | Tigers at Layer Road
at 02:47 24 Nov 2025
SWOOP
'When one sky closes a bigger one opens'.
SQUORK
'How many skies are there?'
SWOOP
'Too many to count'. |
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Reply | Tigers at Layer Road
at 21:32 22 Nov 2025
SQUORK
'Who's idea was it that we made our home in clouds?'
SWOOP
Likely the honey with the clip board who kept ruffling her hair'.
SQUORK
'Yeah, l noticed that, perhaps she thought one of our feathers had attached itself somehow'.
SWOOP
'These Creative Directors get younger every time we turn up for a gig'. |
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Reply | Tigers at Layer Road
at 21:01 22 Nov 2025
SQUORK
'Well, we've done some miles today'.
SWOOP
'Yeah, two circuits of the M25 is more than enough for any seagull'.
SQUORK
'Good job you stepped out of the way in time when the prop crashed down in the film studio'.
SWOOP
'That tray of tasty biscuits saved my bacon'. |
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Reply | Tigers at Layer Road
at 07:54 21 Nov 2025
SQUORK
'Well, l got back to sleep and l was dreaming of being on a giant skateboard and shooting down Hollywood Boulevard'.
SWOOP
'Dreams can come true Squork'.
SQUORK
'There were all these young American kids shouting our names and waving giant feathers in the breeze'.
SWOOP
'Corr, just imagine.....' [Post edited 21 Nov 10:57]
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Reply | Tigers at Layer Road
at 04:27 21 Nov 2025
SWOOP
'Hey, Squork'.
SQUORK
'What you want, l was in the middle of a nice dream'..
SWOOP
'We've been nominated'.
SQUORK
'What that?
SWOOP
'We bin nominated by the IBLBA'.
SQUORK
'Who they?'
SWOOP
'Not sure, what you think?'
SQUORK
'Nothing, going back to sleep'.
[Post edited 21 Nov 4:35]
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Reply | Tigers at Layer Road
at 11:48 20 Nov 2025
SB
'Those mates of yours ...'
SPARKFILMS TV
'Which ones, don't have many'.
SB
'Those two crazy seagulls'.
SPARKFILMS TV
'Swoop and Squork'.
SB
'Yeah, that's the fellas, seems like they've hit the big time!'
SPARKFILMS TV
'Looks like they have become AI superstars'
SB
'Any revenue in the pipeline?'
SPARKFILMS TV
'Not sure but either way it's nice to get some exposure for the dudes' [Post edited 20 Nov 11:50]
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Reply | Tigers at Layer Road
at 16:33 19 Nov 2025
SPARKFILMS TV
'What's the temperature in downtown Westminster?'
SB
'Freezing but the kettle has boiled'.
SPARKFILMS TV
'New kid on the block?'
SB
''Can't rule anything out 'round here'. |
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Reply | Tigers at Layer Road
at 13:05 19 Nov 2025
SB
'How's Colchester?'
SPARKFILMS TV
'Challenging if you are filling up the vehicle with juice'.
SB
'Bright orange ice cream cones adorn'.'
SPARKFILMS TV
'In abundance'. [Post edited 19 Nov 13:07]
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Reply | Tigers at Layer Road
at 15:13 18 Nov 2025
SB
'What goes?'
SPARKFILMS TV
'Just did a self serve shop in Tesco Highwoods and was thinking....what would the former Prince Andrew do in a place like this?
SB
'it would be a complete HEADXXXX for him'.
SPARKFILMS TV
'It was a bit of a HEADXXXX for me - the lights were going on and off and there was a man with mental health issues barking like a dog'. |
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Reply | Tigers at Layer Road
at 21:06 17 Nov 2025
SB
'Did you see that!'
SPARKFILMS TV
'Yeah, an Ofcom public announcement on Beeb prime time that Donald will no doubt hear about'.
SB
'He will love that'. |
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Reply | Tigers at Layer Road
at 20:52 17 Nov 2025
SPARKFILMS TV
'xxxxxx went through it last Thursday then'.
SB
'She's having a run of bad luck'.
SPARKFILMS TV
'A two minute hat trick'.
SB
'I thought she notched a brace'.
SPARKFILMS TV
Na, l make it three, had her phone stolen in the street, got her new coat soaked by a black cab ploughing through a puddle and sprained her ankle misjudging the kerbside'.
SB
'I saw her in make up and she was in a bit of a state'.
SPARKFILMS TV
'Hid it well on screen at around 08.30 hours'.
SB
'Yeah, fair play to her for that'. [Post edited 17 Nov 20:56]
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Reply | Tigers at Layer Road
at 18:05 17 Nov 2025
SB
'Did you hear about the Tory who told the production team at xxx xxxx 'If that woman interrupts me like she did last time l will shout out XXXX OFF live on camera and throw the xxxxxxx chair across the floor'.
SPARKFILMS TV
'Yeah, he was livid'. |
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Reply | Tigers at Layer Road
at 17:30 17 Nov 2025
SB
'Did you ever come into contact with Jon Sopel again?'
SPARKFILMS TV
'No'.
SB
'Well thank xxxx for that'.
SPARKFILMS TV
'You bet'. |
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Reply | Tigers at Layer Road
at 17:13 17 Nov 2025
SPARKFILMS TV
'Do you think the BBC legal team actually realise there is a case for defamation regardless of the outcome of the US election result?''
SB
'The BBC are so up themselves anything is possible'.
SPARKFILMS TV
'Perhaps l should seek legal advice
to assist with my spate with the BBC re. phone hacking scenario involving Suffolk Police in 2006'.
SB
'You never followed that up then?'
SPARKFILMS TV
'No, and a national broadsheet may have assisted me with it'. |
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Reply | Tigers at Layer Road
at 18:50 16 Nov 2025
SB
'Are they still singing?'
SPARKFILMS TV
'No, all quiet here'.
SB
'Pop up Gospel'.
SPARKFILMS TV
'Yeah, and pop up fashion show too'.
SB
'Dress to impress'.
SPARKFILMS TV
'And they do'. |
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Reply | Tigers at Layer Road
at 11:28 16 Nov 2025
SB
'What's that album you're playing?'
SPARKFILMS TV
'That's not a record - it's the gospel group in the unit next door'.
SB
'Wow! heavy on the drums'.
SPARKFILMS TV
'Heavy on everything - the whole place is vibrating'.
SB
'How many of them?'
SPARKFILMS TV
'Hard to tell but the car park is full to overflowing'.
SB
'Maybe a few hundred then'.
SPARKFILMS TV
'And the rest'. [Post edited 18 Nov 7:19]
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Reply | Tigers at Layer Road
at 21:26 15 Nov 2025
SB
'What's it like being in a 180 foot living room?'
SPARKFILMS TV
'Currently spooky'.
SB
'How has the dog taken to it?'
SPARKFILMS TV
'He has the choice of about 40 sofas'.
SB
'Deliveroo?'
SPARKFILMS
'No need, plenty of tasty supplies'.
SB
'Is it haunted?'
SPARKFILMS TV
'I'll let you know'. |
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