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|First Two Results This Evening|
at 20:38 7 Jul 2020
First two games in the Premier League tonight have gone our way, keeps Palace below us and for those that want to see Bournemouth go down , they are now four points adrift, with a far worse goal difference, so effectively 5 points, if they lose against Spurs they are in big trouble especially if West Ham beat Burnley tomorrow
|Jonathan Ross Issues Denial|
at 22:23 6 Jul 2020
TV celebrity Jonathan Ross has tonight issued a denial that he was caught stealing a kitchen utensil from a supermarket
He emphatically denied he was a whisk taker
|Portsmouth FC Some Facts|
at 22:14 6 Jul 2020
1. By the end of 2020/21 season in 60 years Pompey will have spent a total of 8 seasons in the top flight, 15 in the bottom 2 divisions and 37 in the second tier
2. In that time they have finished above us in 7 seasons and below us 53 times
3. Passion is about the number of pallets you can balance on a flat bed truck
at 09:56 3 Jul 2020
Got tickets this morning for their gig at Southampton Guildhall, only another 11 months to go now
|Chelsea Are Awful|
at 21:25 1 Jul 2020
They could go third but are completely disinterested, worse defending than us
|Austrian Team Names.|
at 10:41 1 Jul 2020
They have some great names I love FC Admira Wacker Mödling, but there are others, WSG Swarovski Tirol are a team that should be twinned with Crystal Palace and SV Mattersburg should surely have a name change to SV Black Lives Mattersburg
|Madness Opening The Pubs|
at 08:47 1 Jul 2020
I saw on a news channel that it is Madness opening pubs, it wasn't clear though which pubs they would be opening and whether they would be doing it as the whole group or spreading out a bit to get them all in.
at 21:27 29 Jun 2020
1-0 up with 20 minutes to go. could do with this being a draw
at 16:39 29 Jun 2020
I didn't write this piece below, it was written by a Saints fan and I copied it off facebook, comments please
Look, I enjoy taking the p*ss out of plastic scousers as much as the next man but you can’t deny the club this title. Easily the best side this season, and a club that is part of the absolute fabric of the city... that, with a brilliant, instantly likeable manager, this is one if the most deserved title wins of the Premier league era...
Matthew Headington, hit the nail on the head. When he criticised plastic scousers. If you come from Southampton and follow Liverpool and slag off your home town team... this title’s not for you. Not for you and your Sports Direct purchased replica shirt and your Sky Spirts subscription. Not for you using a successful team to somehow make yourself look better. Not for you, taking the p*ss out of genuine football fans, who follow their teams home and away, through good times and bad and still come back for more.
Not for you, basking in the reflective glory and looking down your noses at football fans who live and breathe every kick, every moment, be it ecstatic or despondent.
This title isn’t for you...
No doubt this post will get the usual, “where your trophies then?” replies... because of course, 99% of all football fans follow their clubs for the reflective glory... no. They follow their clubs because it’s in their blood. They don’t turn off Sky Sports because “the game’s shit” they stay and watch it, because they paid for it. Every shit moment, every glorious one and every “f*ck me, I was better off at the pub moment.”
If you’re a Liverpool fan, reading this, disagreeing with me and at any stage you took the p*ss out of the team from the city you were BORN in, adjust your replica shirt, go back to your satellite channel and carry on mocking the real fans.
I see you Sports Direct boy... I see you..
at 22:18 28 Jun 2020
My dog always barks when there's someone at the door.
I don't know why, as it's never for him.
I bought a dog from a blacksmith.
When I took him home he made a bolt for the door.
Every time the doorbell's rung, our dog goes to the corner ... he's a boxer
|Amazing Fact |
at 22:17 28 Jun 2020
In all the excitement of today's win a unique record has been overlooked, this is the first time that Saints have played in front of the same official attendance three games running 0- 0- 0
at 22:14 28 Jun 2020
I bought my vampire mate a mirror the other day.
He said he can't see himself using it.
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