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Chris Martin to Real Madrid?

Chris Martin to Real Madrid?
Tuesday, 14th Dec 2010 11:12

Some rumours ... Well, who knows? Stranger things can happen at sea.

This is taken, verbatim, from the Transfer Rumours web site.

I'll have what he's drinking,

"My best friend's cousin's uncle's best man is internationally connected and sub-contracts to a physio in Madrid.

"He has heard it under good authority that Jose Mourinho is looking to scour the English Championship for 'rough diamonds', and as such will make an audacious bid of £4m and Benzema on a season long-lone to Norwich City to secure the services of Beccles-born Chris Martin."

Although, we could do with the £4m.

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crashedandburn added 15:12 - Dec 16 what a load of rubbish
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MutzNutZ added 19:26 - Dec 16 Oh, good for you! You noticed, did you? I wondered if the sarcasm in the piece might have been too subtle for some.
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