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BLOG: The return of Doctor Who doesn't do what it says on the tin...

We’ve all heard of Ronseal – you know – “It does what it says on the tin”.

Now there’s a new product aimed at the English football market called “Conspiel” – “It never does what it says on the tin” - launched for a second time by a dubious Dubai-based outfit.

Yep, you’ve guessed it, Sulaiman Al Fahim is back on the Pompey scene folks, larger than life and twice as fat and far-fetched... To read the dodgycurry's full blog click here.

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