Following their stunning displays against Non-League Crawley Town in The FA Cup earlier this evening it's believed that Jim Gannon will be approaching Man Utd to bring both players to Vale Park on loan until the end of the season.
"We desperately need to improve the squad, and these are exactly the calibre of players that I'm looking for." Explained Gannon, "Their effort, commitment and willingness can make all the difference in turning us into a side capable of reaching the top four of this Division" he continued.
The two players are thought to be a constant and humiliating embarrassment to the current Premiership leaders, their shameless masquerade as top tier footballers providing priceless side-splitting entertainment for virtually the entire nation.
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