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BJB Day 61

Cleaning Time In The BJB House

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22.07.03 - 10.13am - The housemates are up and have been asked by Big Jack Brother to clean the house up a little bit as they haven't done any cleaning for the past three weeks. James Thomas announces to the group that he is too important to do any cleaning. Leon disagrees with him so James turns him upside down and uses him to clean the toilet.
22.07.03 - 11.42am - Myra is busy dusting the shelves in the kitchen. After five minutes she hears a squeal as she dusts and realises that she has dusted Leon off the shelf. The dust flying round the room aggravates Jason's sinuses and he has to come to the diary room for allergy tablets.
22.07.03 - 12.17pm - James has found a novel way to clean up the clothes on the bedroom floor. He keeps kicking them up and onto the relevant housemates bed. However, he realises this is a bad idea when he tries to kick a pair of Jason's underpants and they stick to his foot.
22.07.03 - 1.21pm - Leon has been assigned to cut the grass in the garden. To make his life a little bit easier he has been given a lawnmower that more suits his size - an electric razor! The other three housemates have to show him how to use it first as he is not old enough to shave. Leon shudders at the thought that it could be Myra's razor.
22.07.03 - 2.29pm - The house has been cleaned from top to bottom. Well the bottom anyway. Big Jack Brother has allowed the cleaning to pass the inspection and the housemates have sat down for a rest. Bar Leon who is shaving a chicken at this moment in time.
22.07.03 - 4.59pm - The housemates are settling down to an evening meal of Sausage, Egg, Beans and chips. Bar Leon who has decided that he needs to eat more healthily as he has too many teenage spots.
22.07.03 - 6.47pm - The housemates are playing a game of cards with a deck that Big Jack Brother has provided them with. Poker is the game that they have started to play. The housemates are impressed with Leon's initial playing of the game and they think it clear that he knows what he is doing. However on the tenth hand that opinion soon changes when he shouts out loud in exasperation "I only need Mr Bunn the Baker"
22.07.03 - 8.19pm - The game has changed to snap so that Leon can play properly. This game though soon has to be abandoned as well when Jason badly sprains his wrist shouting snap. The housemates decide that cards is a bad idea.
22.07.03 - 10.42pm - The end of the second full month in the Big Jack Brother house and the housemates head to bed. Leon reveals that he wet the bed last night and was too afraid to tell anybody. Myra says that he can sleep in one of the other beds for tonight and says that she will put his favourite teddy bear in the tumble drier for twenty minutes to dry it out a bit.
22.07.03 - 11.53pm - At the end of the 61st day the housemates are all asleep. Now is the chance for you to use one of your final chances to vote for the winner of Big Jack Brother. Tomorrow night we will evict the person with the least votes with the remaining 3 people leaving on Day 64. Remember this week you are voting for who you want to win - not who you want to see leave first.

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LIKE TO SEE WIN BIG JACK BROTHER

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