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JACKARMY.net POSTER PROFILE - Cyril 4 Eva

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POSTER PROFILE - Cyril 4 Eva

One of the many female posters on the message board and affectionately known across the Rivals network as Queen of the Smilies. You always know without looking at the user name which poster you are reading once you have passed the fourth smiley which usually arrives sometime before the third word but definitely before the end of the first paragraph.

Indeed it is not only Swansea fans that come in for this treatment but also visiting fans who usually attract C4E away for periods of times to initiate them into the way of the smiley. Previous visits have been made to Mansfield, Rochdale and the League Two magazine with world smiley domination her ultimate aim. However, it does seem to be a trait of people with 4 in their username and Cyril has previously been christened Cyril4Mansfield and Cyril4Rochdale amongst other things.

A school teacher by birth, the population of Swansea is bracing itself for a generation of people who have no grasp of the English language but have the ability to converse for hours between themselves merely with the introduction of the odd , and in times of despair even the odd

Cyril though is a great believer in equal rights for women and descends from a long line of sufragettes. She followed the family trait of going into teaching after seeing the picture (right) of her great great grandmother, Emily 4Swansea Davidson

Emily indeed as you can see from the picture was one of the first users of smileys in the Western World and was an early prototype for what is now the Rivals winking smiley

Cyril's many loves of Swansea City include failing to brush aside the female stereotype of liking players for their looks and the 13 Swans calendars in her house do little to brush this aside either. Her favourite players are Andy Robinson and Paul Connor and she has taken an instant dislike to Sybil The Duck purely because she sees her as competition in gaining their affections.

All that aside though she has become somewhat of a Rivals message boards legendess with her chirpy outlook on life and seemingly unwavering defending of Andy Robinson. However, there are those on the network that believe her place should be in the kitchen and mines got two sugars in it while you are there.

GIVE IT UP FOR TEECH!

Favourite Food: Fishfingers and Chips

Favourite Drink: Merlin's Magic Potion

Most Likely To Say: "FAO Stan The Jack - you have mail"

Least Likely To Say: "I don't send e-mails"

All Time Hero: Andy Robinson

Favourite Visiting Fan: StagmaD

Swansea's Version Of: OohKennyBeamish

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