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Women you fancy but probably shouldn't 19:50 - Jun 7 with 281976 viewsQuakerJack

This was a somewhat legendary thread back on Planet Swans before we switched to fansnetwork, thought I'd get it going on here.

I'll kick things off with Helen Mirren.

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Women you fancy but probably shouldn't on 14:08 - Aug 13 with 4546 viewsw7r

Back on this one eh? Lovely.

She was on TV recently, stood at the entrance to the vegetable aisle in her constituency branch of Asda, got me kind of worked up.


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Women you fancy but probably shouldn't on 14:16 - Aug 13 with 4521 viewsMick_S


Did I ever mention that I was in Minder?
Poll: Should Seann and Katya stay on Strictly Come Dancing?

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Women you fancy but probably shouldn't on 14:30 - Aug 13 with 4496 viewsoldmisery

Women you fancy but probably shouldn't on 14:16 - Aug 13 by Mick_S



That's just wrong on every level.
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Women you fancy but probably shouldn't on 14:55 - Aug 13 with 4447 viewsDavieQPR

Women you fancy but probably shouldn't on 14:30 - Aug 13 by oldmisery

That's just wrong on every level.


Definitely. Who could fancy Nicola Sturgeon.
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Women you fancy but probably shouldn't on 15:06 - Aug 13 with 4423 viewsFredManRave


I've got the Power.
Poll: Reuniting LFWs Who do you want to win the F.A.Cup Poll?!

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Women you fancy but probably shouldn't on 12:42 - Aug 16 with 3940 viewsPommyhoop

Women you fancy but probably shouldn't on 14:16 - Aug 13 by Mick_S



Ladyboy aversion therapy...

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Poll: When should Harry be sacked?

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Women you fancy but probably shouldn't on 12:48 - Aug 16 with 3920 viewsMick_S

I used to have the Dennis The Menace badge.

Did I ever mention that I was in Minder?
Poll: Should Seann and Katya stay on Strictly Come Dancing?

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Women you fancy but probably shouldn't on 13:16 - Aug 16 with 3872 viewsR_from_afar

Women you fancy but probably shouldn't on 14:55 - Aug 13 by DavieQPR

Definitely. Who could fancy Nicola Sturgeon.


I quite like Nicola, actually, scary though she is!

While we are on the subject of Scottish ladies...


She always brightened up the Hogmanay telly

"Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1."

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Women you fancy but probably shouldn't on 14:28 - Aug 16 with 3798 viewsMick_S


Did I ever mention that I was in Minder?
Poll: Should Seann and Katya stay on Strictly Come Dancing?

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Women you fancy but probably shouldn't on 14:33 - Aug 16 with 3785 viewsHantsR


Poll: Who's the Guy on the bonfire on Nov 5th?

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Women you fancy but probably shouldn't on 18:43 - Aug 16 with 3644 viewsqprxtc

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Women you fancy but probably shouldn't on 23:19 - Aug 16 with 3471 viewsPommyhoop


Aussie viewers will know who this is.(Heavily airbrushed methinks.)
Worth it just to say you've done a gangsters moll.

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Women you fancy but probably shouldn't on 23:43 - Aug 16 with 3431 viewsoldmisery

Women you fancy but probably shouldn't on 23:19 - Aug 16 by Pommyhoop


Aussie viewers will know who this is.(Heavily airbrushed methinks.)
Worth it just to say you've done a gangsters moll.


Blimey, is that Coleen Smart from Home and Away?
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Women you fancy but probably shouldn't on 23:46 - Aug 16 with 3426 viewsDannyPaddox

Women you fancy but probably shouldn't on 14:16 - Aug 13 by Mick_S





Offensive and tasteless yet the BBC still employ this man.
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Women you fancy but probably shouldn't on 04:16 - Aug 17 with 3347 viewsPommyhoop

Women you fancy but probably shouldn't on 23:43 - Aug 16 by oldmisery

Blimey, is that Coleen Smart from Home and Away?


No its the widow of Melbourne Drug Lord Carl Williams.
Lovely lady .Mouth on her like a Navie's arsecrack.

edit sorry her name is Roberta.
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Poll: When should Harry be sacked?

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Women you fancy but probably shouldn't on 10:55 - Aug 17 with 3150 viewsisawqpratwcity

Women you fancy but probably shouldn't on 04:16 - Aug 17 by Pommyhoop

No its the widow of Melbourne Drug Lord Carl Williams.
Lovely lady .Mouth on her like a Navie's arsecrack.

edit sorry her name is Roberta.
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Well done for providing the most extreme example of the thread's title criterion.

In the delightful Aussie vernacular, Pommy, "I wouldn't f*ck it with yours!"

For the benefit of our pre-ex-pats, she was c*nt deep in a Melbourne gang war that saw such delights as a crim getting shot in the head in front of a bus filled with his son's primary-school age football team. Class.

She is currently awaiting trial over kidnapping and roughing up/threatening to kill a tv producer who had apparently promised to make her a reality tv star.

I don't know why she is bothering. She will probably get a whopping cash windfall from the fall-out of the problem of the solicitor representing most of the Melbourne mobsters (including her hubby) being a police informer for the entire time.

Yep. How f*cked up is that?
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Women you fancy but probably shouldn't on 22:37 - Aug 17 with 3002 viewsPommyhoop

Women you fancy but probably shouldn't on 10:55 - Aug 17 by isawqpratwcity

Well done for providing the most extreme example of the thread's title criterion.

In the delightful Aussie vernacular, Pommy, "I wouldn't f*ck it with yours!"

For the benefit of our pre-ex-pats, she was c*nt deep in a Melbourne gang war that saw such delights as a crim getting shot in the head in front of a bus filled with his son's primary-school age football team. Class.

She is currently awaiting trial over kidnapping and roughing up/threatening to kill a tv producer who had apparently promised to make her a reality tv star.

I don't know why she is bothering. She will probably get a whopping cash windfall from the fall-out of the problem of the solicitor representing most of the Melbourne mobsters (including her hubby) being a police informer for the entire time.

Yep. How f*cked up is that?
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Do I win a prize?

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Poll: When should Harry be sacked?

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Women you fancy but probably shouldn't on 03:31 - Aug 18 with 2895 viewsisawqpratwcity

Women you fancy but probably shouldn't on 22:37 - Aug 17 by Pommyhoop

Do I win a prize?


Yes, a free...no, even better, compulsory psychiatric assessment and some more up-to-date whack pix (whoops, I'll rephrase that, 'masturbation stimulatory images': don't want you on some Queen of the Underworld's hit list).


Enjoy being back in London, you lucky bastard!

Poll: Deaths of Thatcher and Mandela this year: Sad or Glad?

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Women you fancy but probably shouldn't on 23:27 - Aug 27 with 2541 viewsmarkrtid

Michelle Husain
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Women you fancy but probably shouldn't on 23:31 - Aug 27 with 2527 viewsmarkrtid

Women you fancy but probably shouldn't on 23:27 - Aug 27 by markrtid

Michelle Husain


If proof was needed.

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Women you fancy but probably shouldn't on 23:40 - Aug 27 with 2508 viewsHantsR

Women you fancy but probably shouldn't on 23:27 - Aug 27 by markrtid

Michelle Husain


No you should love her! She is a great presenter on TV and radio, lovely clear intelligent voice and good- looking with it.

Poll: Who's the Guy on the bonfire on Nov 5th?

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Women you fancy but probably shouldn't on 00:24 - Aug 28 with 2448 viewsFredManRave

Women you fancy but probably shouldn't on 23:40 - Aug 27 by HantsR

No you should love her! She is a great presenter on TV and radio, lovely clear intelligent voice and good- looking with it.


Agreed, Hants. Some people haven't quite grasped the concept of this thread.

It does annoy me when people post photos of attractive women*.

*Blimey, never thought I'd ever write that!

I've got the Power.
Poll: Reuniting LFWs Who do you want to win the F.A.Cup Poll?!

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Women you fancy but probably shouldn't on 09:36 - Aug 28 with 2244 viewsw7r

Women you fancy but probably shouldn't on 23:40 - Aug 27 by HantsR

No you should love her! She is a great presenter on TV and radio, lovely clear intelligent voice and good- looking with it.


She's very attractive for sure, could be a little temperamental given how bright she is, fancy she might be rather highly strung. Bit large in the arse dept but then nobody is perfect!

I know I would. Not sure the feeling would be mutual though.
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Women you fancy but probably shouldn't on 09:58 - Aug 28 with 2217 viewsCaptainPugwash

Arrrrrrrr...
When becalmed off the Azores I likes to gaze fondly on lifesize poster o' Jo Swinton.
She can prorog me enny time she loiks.

Yo Ho!
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Women you fancy but probably shouldn't on 13:17 - Aug 28 with 2095 viewsCroydonCaptJack

Yes the clue is in the title of the thread.
I am all for seeing pictures of Vorders but that is a woman you fancy and should!
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