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Random irritations.. 09:32 - Jun 10 with 384011 viewsDiscodroid

state funded schools in birmingham calling children to islamic prayer over the playground speakers, eschewing music lessons music, segregation... and the bbc doing a 'what are british values 'phone in this morning. cunnys.



evening standard , who seem to be phasing out their female genital mutilation wall to wall coverage , for a 'say no to rape in war' campaign. to be published in depth every night,, along with pictures of skinny london supermodels falling out of night clubson cocaine and articles on womens shoes and hanbags which cost £15,000 each.

and articles on 'suuuper property dahrling' that cost £25 million for a studio flat in barnes .tedious double page spreads on walthamstow village , sandwiches that are made by freegans for £50...and avante garde homosexual dance troops from slovienia .this paper says nothing at all to the average londoner.




musicals , and the cast's of musicals, especially amateur ones in church halls,romford, last saturday night.
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" I guess in four or five years, the new generation's music will be .. electronics, tapes. I can kind of envision .. maybe one person .. with a lot of machines, tapes, and electronics setups, singin or speaking .. and using machines " James Douglas Morrison | 1969

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Random irritations.. on 11:11 - Nov 10 with 5052 viewsDiscodroids

Random irritations.. on 11:03 - Nov 10 by Juzzie

Tony Blair at the Cenotaph. The fking cheek of it.


built up quite a nice property portfolio though with gummy cherie ....and million pound starter homes for his two kids...

nice.


'peter andre goes to iceland'

ive never seen him contemplating the southern fried chicken breast steaks or by the skip fighting over the prawn rings with eastern europeans and 'freegans'

'tony from acton' the archetype qpr fan on 6-0-6 phone in shows..
there either called tony or geoff and sound like brian london, phillip from rising damp, or the indian doctor, gupta in 'only when i laugh' before launching into something about adel tarrbt, bobby zamora or why harold is the best entity since helmut schoen


the bbc programme announcer ...8.30pm friday night ..."first we had minder, then only fools and horses and now for your entertainment ....citizen khan!!!!


my mrs saying last night while i was being water boarded watching the x factor and one direction..."that harry styles is a young mick jagger'...

possibly my love.....just minus the song writing, signing, style and presecence.....yep a young mick jagger
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"...The monkey is never dead, Dealer. The monkey never dies. When you kick him off, he just hides in a corner, waiting his turn."

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Random irritations.. on 11:36 - Nov 10 with 5021 viewsgordanoR

Random irritations.. on 10:57 - Nov 10 by paulparker

talking of Remembrance Sunday
I was sent out by the Mrs to get a joint for sunday so off I pop to the local shopping centre , its getting near 11 and the shopping centre has announced it will hold a 2 minute silence , so I stop where I was and observed, the selfish kunts who carried on talking and bowling about should be ashamed of themselves
the 2 rudeboy tvvats who could quite clearly see everyone had stood still bowled passed laughing and fcuking about
the middle aged couple who didn't stop talking or stood still and thought getting a trolly was more important than staying silent for 2 minutes
and the bloke who let his kids play in a nosiy toy car while he shouted down his phone talking whatever language he was
after the 2 minute silence I offered the bloke outside as he was quite clearly lacking Respect ,
all of this and I only popped out for a shoulder of Pork
fair play to the majority who could stay still though, young & old it was good to see
oh and I think the display at the tower of London and the projector on Big Ben were spot on , when we do things right in this country we do it better than anyone


Did he accept your offer or did the shoulder of pork scare him off?
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Random irritations.. on 11:37 - Nov 10 with 5022 viewspaulparker

Random irritations.. on 11:11 - Nov 10 by Discodroids

built up quite a nice property portfolio though with gummy cherie ....and million pound starter homes for his two kids...

nice.


'peter andre goes to iceland'

ive never seen him contemplating the southern fried chicken breast steaks or by the skip fighting over the prawn rings with eastern europeans and 'freegans'

'tony from acton' the archetype qpr fan on 6-0-6 phone in shows..
there either called tony or geoff and sound like brian london, phillip from rising damp, or the indian doctor, gupta in 'only when i laugh' before launching into something about adel tarrbt, bobby zamora or why harold is the best entity since helmut schoen


the bbc programme announcer ...8.30pm friday night ..."first we had minder, then only fools and horses and now for your entertainment ....citizen khan!!!!


my mrs saying last night while i was being water boarded watching the x factor and one direction..."that harry styles is a young mick jagger'...

possibly my love.....just minus the song writing, signing, style and presecence.....yep a young mick jagger
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Helps when a Saudi oil Company is paying him 40 oddk a month ,
Weapons of mass Destruction my ars&e,
how he can sleep at night is anyone's guess

And Bowles is onside, Swinburne has come rushing out of his goal , what can Bowles do here , onto the left foot no, on to the right foot That’s there that’s two, and that’s Bowles Brian Moore

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Random irritations.. on 11:42 - Nov 10 with 5012 viewspaulparker

Random irritations.. on 11:36 - Nov 10 by gordanoR

Did he accept your offer or did the shoulder of pork scare him off?


TBF the shoulder of Pork was a lot tougher than me
the bloke was about six foot something and im about 5"9 , when I told the Mrs she called me a silly tvvat
the bloke mumbled something then said he didn't realise and walked off
i mean is it that hard to stay silent for 2 minutes or is your dry cleaning that important

And Bowles is onside, Swinburne has come rushing out of his goal , what can Bowles do here , onto the left foot no, on to the right foot That’s there that’s two, and that’s Bowles Brian Moore

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Random irritations.. on 11:50 - Nov 10 with 5005 viewsgordanoR

Random irritations.. on 11:42 - Nov 10 by paulparker

TBF the shoulder of Pork was a lot tougher than me
the bloke was about six foot something and im about 5"9 , when I told the Mrs she called me a silly tvvat
the bloke mumbled something then said he didn't realise and walked off
i mean is it that hard to stay silent for 2 minutes or is your dry cleaning that important


My 5 year old daughter managed it so no, it's not that hard.
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Random irritations.. on 13:31 - Nov 10 with 4976 viewsR_from_afar

Random irritations.. on 11:03 - Nov 10 by Juzzie

Tony Blair at the Cenotaph. The fking cheek of it.


Spot on. I am a socialist but was totally against us going to war in Iraq. What Blair did was wrong and utterly unforgivable. If he had a soul - or any sort of a brain - he would've changed his name, bought a croft in the Outer Hebrides and quietly spent the rest of his life muttering "I was wrong, I was wrong" to his wind-lashed ewes.

A few stats: In addition to the deaths of all those US and UK military personnel Bush and Blair have the blood of over 100k Iraqis on their hands and have also turned around 2.7m (yes, that "m" does stand for million) Iraqis into refugees.

He should be barred from the Cenotaph.

RFA

"Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1."

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Random irritations.. on 13:48 - Nov 10 with 4968 viewsJuzzie

On further thinking, they should all be barred! After all, it's down to the Royal Families and PM's over the last 100 years (and for centuries before) by engaging in war due to some family squabble with Cousin Fritz. Then they have the cheek to mourn the millions they and their predecessors sent to their deaths.

I've been to Germany many times and really like the country and the people. Our two countries have been blighted for generations due to a few idiotic manics, on both sides.



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Random irritations.. on 14:01 - Nov 10 with 4951 viewsR_from_afar

Random irritations.. on 13:48 - Nov 10 by Juzzie

On further thinking, they should all be barred! After all, it's down to the Royal Families and PM's over the last 100 years (and for centuries before) by engaging in war due to some family squabble with Cousin Fritz. Then they have the cheek to mourn the millions they and their predecessors sent to their deaths.

I've been to Germany many times and really like the country and the people. Our two countries have been blighted for generations due to a few idiotic manics, on both sides.



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I think somehow, people have begun to think that modern warfare is clean and clinical i.e. that the combattants on the side of what is right attack the baddies, the conflict is only between those two groups, and therefore only military people die. This is simply not the case. Vast numbers of civilians perish too, towns and cities are obliterated, vital utilities and other infrastructure are destroyed and food production can be decimated. Then disease and disorder step into the void...

RFA

"Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1."

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Random irritations.. on 13:03 - Nov 11 with 4903 viewsDiscodroids

ordinary members of the public reading out world war one poems on the radio today and turning into donald sindon and derek jacobi in their vocal delivery of said poem as if auditioning for a role like The 'luvvie darling' character in viz

GERTCHA !
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"...The monkey is never dead, Dealer. The monkey never dies. When you kick him off, he just hides in a corner, waiting his turn."

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Random irritations.. on 13:09 - Nov 11 with 4894 viewsgordanoR

That "all about that bass" song that has been constantly on the radio for the last month or so.

Fk off ya fat fk, encouraging our already obese kids that size doesn't matter. Yes it fking well does.

Someone should release a counter single "you're going to die young if you carry on eating sh1t & not exercising" Not very catchy admittedly but a key message all the same.
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Random irritations.. on 13:12 - Nov 11 with 4891 viewsAunt_Nelly

Random irritations.. on 13:03 - Nov 11 by Discodroids

ordinary members of the public reading out world war one poems on the radio today and turning into donald sindon and derek jacobi in their vocal delivery of said poem as if auditioning for a role like The 'luvvie darling' character in viz

GERTCHA !
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and people saying "my grandad fought in the war"...Big fcking deal. Everyone's bloody grandad fought in the war...chances are your granny had it much harder dodging bombs and being starved.
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Random irritations.. on 13:14 - Nov 11 with 4888 viewsMonahoop

Random irritations.. on 13:09 - Nov 11 by gordanoR

That "all about that bass" song that has been constantly on the radio for the last month or so.

Fk off ya fat fk, encouraging our already obese kids that size doesn't matter. Yes it fking well does.

Someone should release a counter single "you're going to die young if you carry on eating sh1t & not exercising" Not very catchy admittedly but a key message all the same.


Easy Gordano. Just change the title to 'All about obese' and there you have it!!

There aint half been some clever bastards.

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Random irritations.. on 13:15 - Nov 11 with 4884 viewsgordanoR

Random irritations.. on 13:14 - Nov 11 by Monahoop

Easy Gordano. Just change the title to 'All about obese' and there you have it!!


Nicely done. I do like that.
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Random irritations.. on 13:24 - Nov 11 with 4873 viewsMonahoop

Random irritations.. on 13:15 - Nov 11 by gordanoR

Nicely done. I do like that.


Glad I made someone happy today.

A terrible song but not the worst. I'm still irritated by the fact that Simply Red are getting back together. Any new songs from them could be my and many others worst nightmare, I'm sure. And to think someone had the nerve on here put up a thread about about that odious munchkin Hucknall today. AGGGGHHH!!!

There aint half been some clever bastards.

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Random irritations.. on 13:32 - Nov 11 with 4867 viewsTheBlob

Random irritations.. on 13:12 - Nov 11 by Aunt_Nelly

and people saying "my grandad fought in the war"...Big fcking deal. Everyone's bloody grandad fought in the war...chances are your granny had it much harder dodging bombs and being starved.


Mine didn't.Grandma made a nice set of pillows out of all those white feathers.

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Random irritations.. on 13:40 - Nov 11 with 4861 viewsAunt_Nelly

Random irritations.. on 13:32 - Nov 11 by TheBlob

Mine didn't.Grandma made a nice set of pillows out of all those white feathers.


Yeah but there was no conscription for Crimea.
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Random irritations.. on 13:47 - Nov 11 with 4851 viewsTheBlob

Random irritations.. on 13:40 - Nov 11 by Aunt_Nelly

Yeah but there was no conscription for Crimea.


Bastard.

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Random irritations.. on 22:26 - Nov 11 with 4794 viewsDoughnut

This bollox about "getting a sofa in time for Christmas". Or a fcking Dining room suite..."in time for Christmas" Since when did items of furniture become the yuletide must have? I must have been out of the country when this 'trend'emerged. No, out of the fcking solar system more like!!
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Random irritations.. on 10:14 - Nov 12 with 4750 viewspaulparker

Good old Yorkshire Police, up to their old tricks again

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/history/world-war-one/11222781/Gang-rips-medals-from-

will these Bozos in the Yorkshire police ever learn ?? fresh of the heels of Rotherham, a simple robbery yeah alright,
if 6-8 white lads had attacked an Asian lady and nicked her veil we all know it wouldn't be called a simple robbery
these sick kunts who did this need hanging, but all that will happen is the old boy will get a crime reference number and told to go on his way

And Bowles is onside, Swinburne has come rushing out of his goal , what can Bowles do here , onto the left foot no, on to the right foot That’s there that’s two, and that’s Bowles Brian Moore

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Random irritations.. on 10:35 - Nov 12 with 4741 viewsAunt_Nelly

Random irritations.. on 10:14 - Nov 12 by paulparker

Good old Yorkshire Police, up to their old tricks again

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/history/world-war-one/11222781/Gang-rips-medals-from-

will these Bozos in the Yorkshire police ever learn ?? fresh of the heels of Rotherham, a simple robbery yeah alright,
if 6-8 white lads had attacked an Asian lady and nicked her veil we all know it wouldn't be called a simple robbery
these sick kunts who did this need hanging, but all that will happen is the old boy will get a crime reference number and told to go on his way


I mentioned South Yorkshire police on the '3 months to live' thread. Those bastards have always been rotten to the core.
Most recently with the Cliff Richard search and Rotherham but also Hillsborough and Orgreave before that and anybody who went to away games up there in the 80's and early 90's will know first hand what complete and utter cnts they are.
They are corrupt and incompetent and should have been disbanded years ago. Cnts.
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Random irritations.. on 10:35 - Nov 12 with 4808 viewsDiscodroids

Random irritations.. on 10:14 - Nov 12 by paulparker

Good old Yorkshire Police, up to their old tricks again

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/history/world-war-one/11222781/Gang-rips-medals-from-

will these Bozos in the Yorkshire police ever learn ?? fresh of the heels of Rotherham, a simple robbery yeah alright,
if 6-8 white lads had attacked an Asian lady and nicked her veil we all know it wouldn't be called a simple robbery
these sick kunts who did this need hanging, but all that will happen is the old boy will get a crime reference number and told to go on his way


do you know what parker my old mate..im not even gonna read it...ther've voted in another labour police commisioner up there ...

to cheer you up heres a picture that my local chingford and epping newspaper like to print at every opportunity ..i think it speaks for us all man. woman . child...it certainly does to me.



it recently printed a head line "Romanian family flee poverty and hope to renovate girls guide hut'

in essence , a family of 7 from romania broke into a girl guides hut trashed it and moved in.renovating it with string vests , surgical stockings and swan.

i tried putting my pants on the door handle of the grade II listed building ,prezzo in north chingford and taking along some crispy duck pancakes(swan repeats on me), in an effort to flee poverty and the nagging mrs from my house in order to claim my birth right and renovate it with my undercrackers and rab c nesbit ...

...until someone outrageously pointed out the building / land didnt actually belong to me.curses.

Also there is some diabolical fiscal law that in order to receive housing we in the UK use a satanic bartering system called 'rent' and 'mortgage' in which funds are exchanged for said housing.

slinging your pants and swans through a broken window hasnt reached these godless parts just yet.
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"...The monkey is never dead, Dealer. The monkey never dies. When you kick him off, he just hides in a corner, waiting his turn."

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Random irritations.. on 10:49 - Nov 12 with 4792 viewsBrixtonR

Random irritations.. on 10:14 - Nov 12 by paulparker

Good old Yorkshire Police, up to their old tricks again

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/history/world-war-one/11222781/Gang-rips-medals-from-

will these Bozos in the Yorkshire police ever learn ?? fresh of the heels of Rotherham, a simple robbery yeah alright,
if 6-8 white lads had attacked an Asian lady and nicked her veil we all know it wouldn't be called a simple robbery
these sick kunts who did this need hanging, but all that will happen is the old boy will get a crime reference number and told to go on his way


Saw this last night. The scum that done it should be hung for treason live on TV instead of the poxy X Factor or stricly cnts dancing

As for the Yorkshire police, the poor bloke said it wasn't a robbery as they didn't steal his wallet etc....Yorkshire police say it was a robbery, yeah right fckin idiots.
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Random irritations.. on 11:11 - Nov 12 with 4775 viewsDoughnut

Random irritations.. on 10:14 - Nov 12 by paulparker

Good old Yorkshire Police, up to their old tricks again

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/history/world-war-one/11222781/Gang-rips-medals-from-

will these Bozos in the Yorkshire police ever learn ?? fresh of the heels of Rotherham, a simple robbery yeah alright,
if 6-8 white lads had attacked an Asian lady and nicked her veil we all know it wouldn't be called a simple robbery
these sick kunts who did this need hanging, but all that will happen is the old boy will get a crime reference number and told to go on his way


This on the back of that cadet who got sprayed with a lit aerosol in Manchester, as he was in his uniform. Well .....we mustn't grumble....Im amazed these stories get into the public domain...you never hear 'Respectable' mouthpieces like the BBC covering this sort of stuff.....and of course.....we dont want to upset the 'communities'. Hurrah for multi-culturalism!!
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Random irritations.. on 11:27 - Nov 12 with 4759 viewsMetallica_Hoop


Beer and Beef has made us what we are - The Prince Regent

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Random irritations.. on 11:29 - Nov 12 with 4757 viewsMetallica_Hoop

Random irritations.. on 10:14 - Nov 12 by paulparker

Good old Yorkshire Police, up to their old tricks again

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/history/world-war-one/11222781/Gang-rips-medals-from-

will these Bozos in the Yorkshire police ever learn ?? fresh of the heels of Rotherham, a simple robbery yeah alright,
if 6-8 white lads had attacked an Asian lady and nicked her veil we all know it wouldn't be called a simple robbery
these sick kunts who did this need hanging, but all that will happen is the old boy will get a crime reference number and told to go on his way


Vermin.

Beer and Beef has made us what we are - The Prince Regent

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