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Random irritations.. 09:32 - Jun 10 with 607792 viewsDiscodroid

state funded schools in birmingham calling children to islamic prayer over the playground speakers, eschewing music lessons music, segregation... and the bbc doing a 'what are british values 'phone in this morning. cunnys.



evening standard , who seem to be phasing out their female genital mutilation wall to wall coverage , for a 'say no to rape in war' campaign. to be published in depth every night,, along with pictures of skinny london supermodels falling out of night clubson cocaine and articles on womens shoes and hanbags which cost £15,000 each.

and articles on 'suuuper property dahrling' that cost £25 million for a studio flat in barnes .tedious double page spreads on walthamstow village , sandwiches that are made by freegans for £50...and avante garde homosexual dance troops from slovienia .this paper says nothing at all to the average londoner.




musicals , and the cast's of musicals, especially amateur ones in church halls,romford, last saturday night.
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" I guess in four or five years, the new generation's music will be .. electronics, tapes. I can kind of envision .. maybe one person .. with a lot of machines, tapes, and electronics setups, singin or speaking .. and using machines " James Douglas Morrison | 1969

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Random irritations.. on 07:12 - Oct 13 with 4380 viewsDorse

Random irritations.. on 23:37 - Oct 12 by wombat

Socks in washing machines , u stick two pairs in with the wash , when u come to empty the washing machine , yep one missing , u check the wash bag you emptied of everything , nope not there where do they go ?



'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'

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Random irritations.. on 09:59 - Oct 13 with 4196 viewsBrianMcCarthy

Random irritations.. on 23:23 - Oct 12 by Logman

Voice messages

So I'm engaged in a nice rally of text messages - an opening gambit from the baseline, a quick volley from the net, a deft statement over my head when Woah ! suddenly the action pauses and I have to mute everything to listen to a rambling message which takes twice as much of my time and 5 times as much data.

Can people's voices be disabled ?


Minutes of rambling, as you say.

And always starts with them telling you their name, which you already know, and always ends with "so....ahm....give me a ring".

Why didn't they just text "please ring me".?

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
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Random irritations.. on 10:15 - Oct 13 with 4155 viewsBazzaInTheLoft

Sitting on a rooftop terrace enjoying a beer overlooking a lovely English beach in a small Kent town this weekend, when below some nobhead walking along the front slung his paper coffee cup onto the pebbles then hocked up a greenie which he deposited on the pavement next to some old ladies enjoying some fish and chips.

Littering and spitting. Both capital offences in my book. He should get the chair twice.

I turned around to see if anyone else had noticed and a heavily tattooed heroin addict caught my gaze and said ‘that’s minging’ before carrying on with his minesweeping operation.
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Random irritations.. on 11:12 - Oct 13 with 4043 viewsFredManRave

Random irritations.. on 23:37 - Oct 12 by wombat

Socks in washing machines , u stick two pairs in with the wash , when u come to empty the washing machine , yep one missing , u check the wash bag you emptied of everything , nope not there where do they go ?



I've got the Power.
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Random irritations.. on 19:44 - Oct 13 with 3811 viewsPlanetHonneywood

Closing Accounts!!!!!

Current bandits to deal with: Verisure.

Given that I am over here, I've been trying to help them to deal with the new owners for two weeks. I'll spare the deets, but it's representative of the sheer shithousery from many of these companies and the difference between how efficient they are opening your account compared to how useless they are closing it.

Well, one nugget, to play with. I cancelled the contract on the the day the DD was to be taken; duly cancelling the DD the next day. However, the money had been debited...should make for some fun when they start chasing the money, whereupon I expect customer service to improve markedly.

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Random irritations.. on 17:18 - Oct 23 with 3403 viewsloftboy

Just got home from Swansea, letter arrived, a PCN from Redbridge council, as I turned out the station car park Saturday the lights changed and the back wheels of my car remained in the yellow box junction, I wasn’t blocking anything, stopping anyone from turning as it’s one way, the box is literally there to enable people to exit the car park. £160 reduced to £80

Nourry out
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Random irritations.. on 19:05 - Oct 23 with 3273 viewsLogman

Random irritations.. on 17:18 - Oct 23 by loftboy

Just got home from Swansea, letter arrived, a PCN from Redbridge council, as I turned out the station car park Saturday the lights changed and the back wheels of my car remained in the yellow box junction, I wasn’t blocking anything, stopping anyone from turning as it’s one way, the box is literally there to enable people to exit the car park. £160 reduced to £80


I've always wondered with the yellow boxes, if you are going to get stuck in one, if you inch forward slowly, then back and generally wiggle around as best you can, do you still get done ?
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Random irritations.. on 19:44 - Oct 23 with 3204 viewsloftboy

Random irritations.. on 19:05 - Oct 23 by Logman

I've always wondered with the yellow boxes, if you are going to get stuck in one, if you inch forward slowly, then back and generally wiggle around as best you can, do you still get done ?


Probably

Nourry out
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Random irritations.. on 01:41 - Oct 24 with 3076 viewsDannyPaddox

Seeing DiscoJenrick’s dogwhistle bullshit pop up like a floating turd on a so called “apolitical” message board. Irritating. Very.
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Random irritations.. on 07:58 - Oct 24 with 2953 viewsRsole

Trying to access QPR+ on a ‘smart’ TV when you have to keep logging on past the robot tick box that never presents itself….

Especially any ‘smart’ TV that’s not a Samsung - LG for example.

1st world problems….eh ?

Those possessed by devils, try and keep them under control a bit, can't you ?

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Random irritations.. on 08:42 - Oct 24 with 2913 viewsWatford_Ranger

Halloween. Yank nonsense but more so the increasingly long build-up to it.
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Random irritations.. on 17:57 - Oct 24 with 2769 viewsNorrisGreen

Random irritations.. on 17:18 - Oct 23 by loftboy

Just got home from Swansea, letter arrived, a PCN from Redbridge council, as I turned out the station car park Saturday the lights changed and the back wheels of my car remained in the yellow box junction, I wasn’t blocking anything, stopping anyone from turning as it’s one way, the box is literally there to enable people to exit the car park. £160 reduced to £80


I thought you were allowed to turn into a box junction even if you can't get clear of it? Basically that's the whole point of them. That said I have not read the highway code for well over 40yrs.
I would check with council that they are not assuming you drove straight across the box junction and they are aware you turned onto it from the station.
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Random irritations.. on 18:52 - Oct 24 with 2713 viewshubble

You are allowed to stop in a box junction if you're turning right, but not left or straight ahead.

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Random irritations.. on 20:17 - Oct 24 with 2639 viewsizlingtonhoop

Random irritations.. on 18:52 - Oct 24 by hubble

You are allowed to stop in a box junction if you're turning right, but not left or straight ahead.


True.
Can't help feeling g they should be advisory - extreme bad manners to disobey. Not an £80 fine...
But I guess, back wheels over the line - we've all seen VAR...
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Random irritations.. on 22:13 - Oct 30 with 2307 viewsEastR

Random irritations.. on 20:17 - Oct 24 by izlingtonhoop

True.
Can't help feeling g they should be advisory - extreme bad manners to disobey. Not an £80 fine...
But I guess, back wheels over the line - we've all seen VAR...


no mark talentless bints all over the news because they've released an album on the back of their latest break up

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Random irritations.. on 22:41 - Oct 30 with 2227 viewsted_hendrix

That FAT ex Prince and his FAT sponging talentless ex wife Ferguson every 12 seconds on the news.

Been evicted.

Evicted my ARSE.

My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.

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Random irritations.. on 23:04 - Oct 30 with 2177 viewsBluce_Ree

That fking bullshit that you get on motorways.


60. Congestion ahead.

40. Queues.

60. Congestion.

40. Debris on road.

60. Queues.

And you drive through all that fking shit and there was fk all.

Also: how the fk did a lorry MANAGE TO FALL OVER on the M25 today (completely fking up my drive from up north into London)?

Truck? Tw@t!

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Random irritations.. on 07:05 - Oct 31 with 2017 viewsRsole

Random irritations.. on 23:04 - Oct 30 by Bluce_Ree

That fking bullshit that you get on motorways.


60. Congestion ahead.

40. Queues.

60. Congestion.

40. Debris on road.

60. Queues.

And you drive through all that fking shit and there was fk all.

Also: how the fk did a lorry MANAGE TO FALL OVER on the M25 today (completely fking up my drive from up north into London)?

Truck? Tw@t!


Lemsip works quickly

Those possessed by devils, try and keep them under control a bit, can't you ?

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Random irritations.. on 07:27 - Oct 31 with 1986 viewsWatford_Ranger

Sticking Talksport on in the morning and it’s Jamie O’Hara and Gabby Agbonlahor.
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Random irritations.. on 14:47 - Oct 31 with 1805 viewsRsole

Random irritations.. on 07:27 - Oct 31 by Watford_Ranger

Sticking Talksport on in the morning and it’s Jamie O’Hara and Gabby Agbonlahor.


Yeah, they have them on ‘smart’ TV too these days….luckily Cundy wasn’t there too. He’s extra special….


Those possessed by devils, try and keep them under control a bit, can't you ?

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Random irritations.. on 21:21 - Nov 2 with 1483 viewsloftboy

Fúck right off with the Christmas adverts on TV already, it’s only the 2nd November.

Nourry out
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Random irritations.. on 18:27 - Nov 3 with 1264 viewsBluce_Ree

When I was a kid it was impossible to get lost in London. There was always a tube station nearby and once you were there, navigating anywhere was super easy.

So what the f**k is going on now?

I was in Farringdon Station the other night. I say station but it's not a station is it? No it's an infinitely complex nexus. I was trying to find the westbound platform. Platform 2 apparently. But that's not on the sign. The only signs are northbound and southbound. Literally the only two signs. So you have to guess. I'd come from southbound, so I went to north. North then led to some other shit and when I was there I found a tiny sign on a wall that said platform 2 was 'vaguely over there you c*nt.'

So I followed that and eventually found it.

And coming back from QPR. It used to be simple. There were like three lines and one of them was the good green one that got me back to Wimbledon. What the f**k is Mildmay? Suffragette line? What? Windrush? Lionesses. Fk me, like there used to be like 10 lines in the whole network and now there are 86 of those fking things. Shite.

And the WHOLE TIME it's like being on a platform in India or Tokyo. Train shows up and it's just ALL C*NTS ALL THE TIME. The doors opening like 'you wish, pussy.'

Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. He runs like a cheetah, his crosses couldn't be sweeter. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore.

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Random irritations.. on 19:30 - Nov 3 with 1184 viewsstevec

Random irritations.. on 18:27 - Nov 3 by Bluce_Ree

When I was a kid it was impossible to get lost in London. There was always a tube station nearby and once you were there, navigating anywhere was super easy.

So what the f**k is going on now?

I was in Farringdon Station the other night. I say station but it's not a station is it? No it's an infinitely complex nexus. I was trying to find the westbound platform. Platform 2 apparently. But that's not on the sign. The only signs are northbound and southbound. Literally the only two signs. So you have to guess. I'd come from southbound, so I went to north. North then led to some other shit and when I was there I found a tiny sign on a wall that said platform 2 was 'vaguely over there you c*nt.'

So I followed that and eventually found it.

And coming back from QPR. It used to be simple. There were like three lines and one of them was the good green one that got me back to Wimbledon. What the f**k is Mildmay? Suffragette line? What? Windrush? Lionesses. Fk me, like there used to be like 10 lines in the whole network and now there are 86 of those fking things. Shite.

And the WHOLE TIME it's like being on a platform in India or Tokyo. Train shows up and it's just ALL C*NTS ALL THE TIME. The doors opening like 'you wish, pussy.'


And getting from one line to another is like the walk from your plane to customs, it just goes round and round and on and on, I clock up a serious amount of steps without seemingly going anywhere.

Don’t remember it being like that when I lived in London, maybe I’m just getting slower with old age.
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Random irritations.. on 20:14 - Nov 3 with 1133 viewsqpr_1968

people who share tooth brushes.....absolutely disgusting.

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Random irritations.. on 14:31 - Nov 4 with 876 viewsBluce_Ree

Random irritations.. on 20:14 - Nov 3 by qpr_1968

people who share tooth brushes.....absolutely disgusting.


Worthy of execution that.

Still, I've met far too many people who clearly don't bother brushing their teeth at all.

I reckon that should be some secret default test. 25th birthday you get a knock on the door. They check your teeth and if it's clear you don't brush them, you get on the f**king truck and wake up missing.

Just keep doing it until one day people start connecting the dots. The only connection between the missing is that they never brushed their teeth. And then they realise.

It'd be like a rapture but for c**ts.

Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. He runs like a cheetah, his crosses couldn't be sweeter. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore.

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