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state funded schools in birmingham calling children to islamic prayer over the playground speakers, eschewing music lessons music, segregation... and the bbc doing a 'what are british values 'phone in this morning. cunnys.
evening standard , who seem to be phasing out their female genital mutilation wall to wall coverage , for a 'say no to rape in war' campaign. to be published in depth every night,, along with pictures of skinny london supermodels falling out of night clubson cocaine and articles on womens shoes and hanbags which cost £15,000 each.
and articles on 'suuuper property dahrling' that cost £25 million for a studio flat in barnes .tedious double page spreads on walthamstow village , sandwiches that are made by freegans for £50...and avante garde homosexual dance troops from slovienia .this paper says nothing at all to the average londoner.
musicals , and the cast's of musicals, especially amateur ones in church halls,romford, last saturday night.
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" I guess in four or five years, the new generation's music will be .. electronics, tapes. I can kind of envision .. maybe one person .. with a lot of machines, tapes, and electronics setups, singin or speaking .. and using machines " James Douglas Morrison | 1969
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Random irritations.. on 15:55 - May 5 with 3537 views
Random irritations.. on 15:48 - May 5 by kensalriser
Sorry, but you deserve whatever you get if you go to WH Smith for something to eat.
Alas, they're one of a few options where I work. Otherwise they're up there with Stamford Bridge, Frankie and Benny's and church as places I do not f**k with.
Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. He runs like a cheetah, his crosses couldn't be sweeter. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore.
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Random irritations.. on 11:22 - May 6 with 3155 views
Random irritations.. on 18:43 - May 5 by Bluce_Ree
Alas, they're one of a few options where I work. Otherwise they're up there with Stamford Bridge, Frankie and Benny's and church as places I do not f**k with.
I had the ‘pleasure’ of going to TG Jones the other week. I’d ordered a 2026 diary from them online that had been reduced to £2 or something like that and opted to click and collect it from their Chiswick store. On picking it up I was greeted by a staff member who I gave the collection code to and the conversation went something like…
TGJ - Oh it arrived yesterday, you’ve been waiting a long time right?
CLBR - No I only bought it the other day.
TGJ - (after handing me the item) We were selling these for 99p last month but they’ve all gone.
CLBR - Oh well only £2!
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Random irritations.. on 11:28 - May 6 with 3143 views
Random irritations.. on 18:43 - May 5 by Bluce_Ree
Alas, they're one of a few options where I work. Otherwise they're up there with Stamford Bridge, Frankie and Benny's and church as places I do not f**k with.
'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'
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Random irritations.. on 11:01 - May 18 with 2603 views
I keep hearing about a cost of living crisis. Prices going up, rents becoming unaffordable, AI taking all our jobs. With that in mind, why the f**k are the masses, yet again, queuing up for some overhyped piece of shit?
In this case it's the Swatch x AP Pop Watch. A watch that looks like it fell out of a Kinder Egg. Sure it's got the Audemars Piguet written on the dial but that's about as far as that goes.
And yet there are queues around the block for it.
It's this whole hype culture thing. These companies have got people queuing up for bullshit.
Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. He runs like a cheetah, his crosses couldn't be sweeter. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore.
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Random irritations.. on 08:57 - May 26 with 2266 views
Sun's out, c*nts out. Specifically motorbike c*nts. I live in a village and the main road is over there somewhere, not too near. But when motorbike c*nts insist on revving up loudly along it I can only hope for their immediate, irreversible paralysis.
Absolutely selfish little adult children. Speeding along without a care for other people. Literal sociopaths. And guess what, I'm not impressed. I'd be impressed if you MADE the bike. But you didn't. You bought it and now you're revving about noisily as if it makes you cool. Guess what, you were a c**t when you were wheeling your normal bike at 16 and now you're a double c**t on a motorbike.
Eat shit, c**t.
(although if you're a sensible motorcyclist or riding on a track, that's all good. I don't hate motorcyclists. I just hate c**ts).
ALSO:
My work. For being open today and me having to be here. I should be in my garden melting and setting up the BBQ for day three of the Bluce Ree BBQ fest. Instead I'm in an office having to listen to people called f**king Debbie or Linda or whatever. Whoever invented the concept of an open office is a C**T.
Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. He runs like a cheetah, his crosses couldn't be sweeter. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore.
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Random irritations.. on 10:57 - May 26 with 2184 views
Random irritations.. on 08:57 - May 26 by Bluce_Ree
Sun's out, c*nts out. Specifically motorbike c*nts. I live in a village and the main road is over there somewhere, not too near. But when motorbike c*nts insist on revving up loudly along it I can only hope for their immediate, irreversible paralysis.
Absolutely selfish little adult children. Speeding along without a care for other people. Literal sociopaths. And guess what, I'm not impressed. I'd be impressed if you MADE the bike. But you didn't. You bought it and now you're revving about noisily as if it makes you cool. Guess what, you were a c**t when you were wheeling your normal bike at 16 and now you're a double c**t on a motorbike.
Eat shit, c**t.
(although if you're a sensible motorcyclist or riding on a track, that's all good. I don't hate motorcyclists. I just hate c**ts).
ALSO:
My work. For being open today and me having to be here. I should be in my garden melting and setting up the BBQ for day three of the Bluce Ree BBQ fest. Instead I'm in an office having to listen to people called f**king Debbie or Linda or whatever. Whoever invented the concept of an open office is a C**T.
'I can only hope for their immediate, irreversible paralysis'
You are going to feel terrible if this happens.
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Random irritations.. on 11:02 - May 26 with 2180 views
Milk is £1.99 for a 4-pint carton in my local corner shop. I’ve always handed over £2 and not bothered with the 1p change. So you’d think a reasonable amount of ‘credit’ would have accrued over the years. Went in the other day and bought groceries etc which came to the grand total of £10.02.
I prefer to use cash if possible, a quirk of mine which they are happy to accommodate. Proffering a £20 note, I felt confident that a £10 note would be handed to me in return (there were several in the till) and I’d be on my way.
But no. With the queue of impatient hipsters and yummy mummies behind me beginning to spill over into the street, the shop assistant went through the motions of counting out the exact change of £9.98 in shrapnel (including what appeared to be one Swedish krona), some of which eluded my outstretched hands and finished up on the floor.
I remarked that it might have been easier to just give me a £10 note, particularly in view of the fact that I generally tell them to ‘keep the change’ when the situation has arisen in the past, but this was simply met with a blank look and shrug of the shoulders.
Random irritations.. on 11:02 - May 26 by TwoHalves
Milk is £1.99 for a 4-pint carton in my local corner shop. I’ve always handed over £2 and not bothered with the 1p change. So you’d think a reasonable amount of ‘credit’ would have accrued over the years. Went in the other day and bought groceries etc which came to the grand total of £10.02.
I prefer to use cash if possible, a quirk of mine which they are happy to accommodate. Proffering a £20 note, I felt confident that a £10 note would be handed to me in return (there were several in the till) and I’d be on my way.
But no. With the queue of impatient hipsters and yummy mummies behind me beginning to spill over into the street, the shop assistant went through the motions of counting out the exact change of £9.98 in shrapnel (including what appeared to be one Swedish krona), some of which eluded my outstretched hands and finished up on the floor.
I remarked that it might have been easier to just give me a £10 note, particularly in view of the fact that I generally tell them to ‘keep the change’ when the situation has arisen in the past, but this was simply met with a blank look and shrug of the shoulders.
Reading that irritated me as much as watching this.
Suffering since 1978.
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Random irritations.. on 11:55 - May 26 with 2109 views
Random irritations.. on 11:02 - May 26 by TwoHalves
Milk is £1.99 for a 4-pint carton in my local corner shop. I’ve always handed over £2 and not bothered with the 1p change. So you’d think a reasonable amount of ‘credit’ would have accrued over the years. Went in the other day and bought groceries etc which came to the grand total of £10.02.
I prefer to use cash if possible, a quirk of mine which they are happy to accommodate. Proffering a £20 note, I felt confident that a £10 note would be handed to me in return (there were several in the till) and I’d be on my way.
But no. With the queue of impatient hipsters and yummy mummies behind me beginning to spill over into the street, the shop assistant went through the motions of counting out the exact change of £9.98 in shrapnel (including what appeared to be one Swedish krona), some of which eluded my outstretched hands and finished up on the floor.
I remarked that it might have been easier to just give me a £10 note, particularly in view of the fact that I generally tell them to ‘keep the change’ when the situation has arisen in the past, but this was simply met with a blank look and shrug of the shoulders.
In Ireland, they round bills to the nearest 5 cents. I’m the one with his hand out for the 2 they owe me. At least in Italy they used to give you a sweet in the Lire days.
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Random irritations.. on 12:13 - May 26 with 2079 views
Blown up Lips, drawn on eyebrows and spider eyelashes. Why oh why oh why, they make you all look stupid, haven’t seen a single woman with dinghies for lips that looks more attractive than before they had them done.
Random irritations.. on 10:57 - May 26 by BazzaInTheLoft
'I can only hope for their immediate, irreversible paralysis'
You are going to feel terrible if this happens.
You say that but as I was driving up the hill in my village on my way home from work, some dickhead wheelied down it on a motorbike. Irresponsible tw@t.
Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. He runs like a cheetah, his crosses couldn't be sweeter. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore.
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Random irritations.. on 22:13 - May 26 with 1875 views
Random irritations.. on 21:17 - May 26 by Bluce_Ree
You say that but as I was driving up the hill in my village on my way home from work, some dickhead wheelied down it on a motorbike. Irresponsible tw@t.
Piano wire, Bluce. Worked for Steve McQueen in The Great Escape.
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Random irritations.. on 23:05 - May 26 with 1826 views
Also: if you're not going to tell your kids to not dive into bodies of water, miss me with the GoFundMe for the post-funeral send off.
Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. He runs like a cheetah, his crosses couldn't be sweeter. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore.
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Random irritations.. on 09:10 - May 27 with 1724 views
Read that now it’s above 25 degrees a load of degenerates have ignored signs not to bathe in ponds in London with the knock-on effect of wildlife being in danger, eggs being abandoned and taken by predators and the like.
I’m far from a passionate environmentalist but just wound me up.
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Random irritations.. on 09:14 - May 27 with 1714 views
Random irritations.. on 09:10 - May 27 by Watford_Ranger
Read that now it’s above 25 degrees a load of degenerates have ignored signs not to bathe in ponds in London with the knock-on effect of wildlife being in danger, eggs being abandoned and taken by predators and the like.
I’m far from a passionate environmentalist but just wound me up.
Nothing wrong with being a passionate environmentalist.
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Random irritations.. on 09:56 - May 27 with 1671 views
Random irritations.. on 09:14 - May 27 by TwoHalves
Nothing wrong with being a passionate environmentalist.
Indeed. Just not my thing. I do put almost everything in the right bin though. The number of bins is another irritation along with people dumping anything in the street’s big communal bins, rendering my minimal efforts to put only the right things in the right bin somewhat pointless.
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Random irritations.. on 12:09 - May 27 with 1568 views
Blown up Lips, drawn on eyebrows and spider eyelashes. Why oh why oh why, they make you all look stupid, haven’t seen a single woman with dinghies for lips that looks more attractive than before they had them done.
I think they’re trying to out-peacock other women rather than trying to look intrinsically attractive.
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Random irritations.. on 13:27 - May 27 with 1485 views
Blown up Lips, drawn on eyebrows and spider eyelashes. Why oh why oh why, they make you all look stupid, haven’t seen a single woman with dinghies for lips that looks more attractive than before they had them done.
Equally I don't know why any women think that having a nose ring/septum piercing makes them more attractive.
Random irritations.. on 14:54 - May 27 by kensalriser
Floor pissers.
Someone I used to work with was a serial offender.
It's a big enough target isn't it? Unless you're 7 feet tall, are as high as a kite and have a tiny dick.
I'm not 7' tall but 2 out of 3 ain't bad.
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Random irritations.. on 16:19 - May 27 with 1320 views
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