| Random irritations.. 09:32 - Jun 10 with 680850 views | Discodroid |
state funded schools in birmingham calling children to islamic prayer over the playground speakers, eschewing music lessons music, segregation... and the bbc doing a 'what are british values 'phone in this morning. cunnys.
evening standard , who seem to be phasing out their female genital mutilation wall to wall coverage , for a 'say no to rape in war' campaign. to be published in depth every night,, along with pictures of skinny london supermodels falling out of night clubson cocaine and articles on womens shoes and hanbags which cost £15,000 each.
and articles on 'suuuper property dahrling' that cost £25 million for a studio flat in barnes .tedious double page spreads on walthamstow village , sandwiches that are made by freegans for £50...and avante garde homosexual dance troops from slovienia .this paper says nothing at all to the average londoner.
musicals , and the cast's of musicals, especially amateur ones in church halls,romford, last saturday night.
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| Random irritations.. on 23:23 - May 27 with 3808 views | Bluce_Ree |
| Random irritations.. on 14:54 - May 27 by kensalriser |
Floor pissers.
Someone I used to work with was a serial offender.
It's a big enough target isn't it? Unless you're 7 feet tall, are as high as a kite and have a tiny dick. |
The fat c*nt who left work and is now a Reform councillor was a serial floor pisser.
Luckily as a morbidly obese fk, he used the disabled toilet as did Jackie who then was mopping up his piss and her glasses fell in it. She was livid. |  |
| Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. He runs like a cheetah, his crosses couldn't be sweeter. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore. |
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| Random irritations.. on 20:32 - May 31 with 3455 views | Mick_S |
False pockets in clothing. What’s the f’kin point? Keep dropping my phone. |  |
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| Random irritations.. on 20:58 - May 31 with 3437 views | loftboy |
Sitting on my hotel balcony at the moment being attacked by Mosquitoes, my head looks like a table tennis bat! [Post edited 1 Jun 7:59]
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| Random irritations.. on 08:01 - Jun 1 with 3267 views | Bluce_Ree |
Me underestimating the sunshine on Friday and spending the whole week looking like Simon Weston. | |
| Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. He runs like a cheetah, his crosses couldn't be sweeter. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore. |
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| Random irritations.. on 21:18 - Jun 15 with 2856 views | QPR_Hibs |
The BBC telling me that I need a TV licence to watch the TV. Before, during and after every World Cup fixture. |  |
| "Remember to listen to me but look at her. Don't get it the wrong way round. That would be hideous." |
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| Random irritations.. on 23:41 - Jun 15 with 2735 views | robith |
| Random irritations.. on 11:01 - May 18 by Bluce_Ree |
I keep hearing about a cost of living crisis. Prices going up, rents becoming unaffordable, AI taking all our jobs. With that in mind, why the f**k are the masses, yet again, queuing up for some overhyped piece of shit?
In this case it's the Swatch x AP Pop Watch. A watch that looks like it fell out of a Kinder Egg. Sure it's got the Audemars Piguet written on the dial but that's about as far as that goes.
And yet there are queues around the block for it.
It's this whole hype culture thing. These companies have got people queuing up for bullshit. |
Mostly cos they want to flip them for inflated prices |  | | |
| Random irritations.. on 08:25 - Jun 18 with 2415 views | ted_hendrix |
Posters starting threads when there are existing threads On the go and starting their threads ''sorry If a thread has already been started but I was to lazy to look and I like my name in highlights'' |  |
| My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic. |
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| Random irritations.. on 08:44 - Jun 18 with 2378 views | Watford_Ranger |
| Random irritations.. on 08:25 - Jun 18 by ted_hendrix |
Posters starting threads when there are existing threads On the go and starting their threads ''sorry If a thread has already been started but I was to lazy to look and I like my name in highlights'' |
See also local Facebook groups with “does anyone know what time Tesco opens on Sunday????” etc. |  | | |
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| Random irritations.. on 09:40 - Jun 18 with 2293 views | loftboy |
| Random irritations.. on 08:44 - Jun 18 by Watford_Ranger |
See also local Facebook groups with “does anyone know what time Tesco opens on Sunday????” etc. |
Or the “heads up there’s a group of teens hanging around the local shops”
I always ask if they’re doing anything wrong and if not where else are they going to meet up with their mates, at least they’re outside and not glued to a PlayStation.
I dread to think what Facebook would be full of had it been a thing when I was a teen. | |
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| Random irritations.. on 10:29 - Jun 18 with 2233 views | Dorse |
| Random irritations.. on 08:25 - Jun 18 by ted_hendrix |
Posters starting threads when there are existing threads On the go and starting their threads ''sorry If a thread has already been started but I was to lazy to look and I like my name in highlights'' |
To be fair, I thought my 'Irritations That Are Random' thread was pretty good. |  |
| 'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!' |
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| Random irritations.. on 14:36 - Jun 18 with 2126 views | TwoHalves |
Rooney talking about Thomas ‘Tushel’. | | | |
| Random irritations.. on 01:54 - Jun 19 with 1999 views | FredManRave |
| Random irritations.. on 14:36 - Jun 18 by TwoHalves |
Rooney talking about Thomas ‘Tushel’. |
You could have saved yourself some ink and just stopped at Rooney. |  |
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| Random irritations.. on 08:10 - Jun 19 with 1903 views | PlanetHonneywood |
| Random irritations.. on 14:36 - Jun 18 by TwoHalves |
Rooney talking about Thomas ‘Tushel’. |
Was he wearing a baseball cap at the time? |  |
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| Random irritations.. on 08:26 - Jun 19 with 1892 views | stevec |
| Random irritations.. on 10:29 - Jun 18 by Dorse |
To be fair, I thought my 'Irritations That Are Random' thread was pretty good. |
For some time now I’ve been thinking we need a Random irritations II (with a vengeance) |  | | |
| Random irritations.. on 08:36 - Jun 19 with 1883 views | TwoHalves |
| Random irritations.. on 08:26 - Jun 19 by stevec |
For some time now I’ve been thinking we need a Random irritations II (with a vengeance) |
Are they a Random Irritations I tribute band? | | | |
| Random irritations.. on 08:46 - Jun 19 with 1871 views | TwoHalves |
I find it irritating that ‘irritations’ is spelt with a lower case ‘i’ in the original post. I think it should be a capital ‘I’. I’m just saying what everyone secretly thinks. | | | |
| Random irritations.. on 08:54 - Jun 19 with 1859 views | TwoHalves |
| Random irritations.. on 10:29 - Jun 18 by Dorse |
To be fair, I thought my 'Irritations That Are Random' thread was pretty good. |
Guessing you’re a People’s Front of Judea man, Dorse? | | | |
| Random irritations.. on 09:06 - Jun 19 with 1833 views | TwoHalves |
| Random irritations.. on 01:54 - Jun 19 by FredManRave |
You could have saved yourself some ink and just stopped at Rooney. |
That’s very true, Fred. However I must take issue with your use of the word ‘ink’. I favour the ‘tablet’ device, manufactured by a popular global technology company, for communications of this nature.
As such, the characters are not printed in ink. Rather, they’re generated electronically using the gadget’s display technology.
Christ on a bike, I’ve even irritated myself typing that. | | | |
| Random irritations.. on 07:31 - Jun 21 with 1578 views | 81A |
The grandstand at the Vauxhall End at The Oval.
Should have been built so that it's apex was in line with the middle wicket used for test matches.
Good symmetry don't cost nuffin. | | | |
| Random irritations.. on 13:02 - Jun 21 with 1445 views | Juzzie |
Driving up the high street this morning and I see a parking space up ahead on the left…. result, as it looks like it’s the only one available. I indicate and slow right down. I have to pass it slightly in order to reverse in and as I stop to do the reverse this absolute bell-end in a beemer carries on and is right up my ‘arris. Talk about total lack of seeing what’s going on. I gesture for him to move back but he can’t as there is traffic behind him. So I have to move onwards. Luckily I found another space further ahead after all but what a knob. |  | | |
| Random irritations.. on 17:34 - Jul 10 with 893 views | 81A |
Fruit flavoured beers. | | | |
| Random irritations.. on 17:54 - Jul 10 with 874 views | Juzzie |
The fact we 'need' to do everything.
"You 'need' to do xxxxx"
"We 'need' to do xxxxxx"
Constantly being told I 'need' to do something.
Is this a new thing or have I just missed it my whole life? | | | |
| Random irritations.. on 20:16 - Jul 10 with 727 views | Mick_S |
| Random irritations.. on 13:02 - Jun 21 by Juzzie |
Driving up the high street this morning and I see a parking space up ahead on the left…. result, as it looks like it’s the only one available. I indicate and slow right down. I have to pass it slightly in order to reverse in and as I stop to do the reverse this absolute bell-end in a beemer carries on and is right up my ‘arris. Talk about total lack of seeing what’s going on. I gesture for him to move back but he can’t as there is traffic behind him. So I have to move onwards. Luckily I found another space further ahead after all but what a knob. |
You pull over to let the emergency services through and after they pass, the dick behind you (bloke) overtakes you leaving you where you were. Utter c nuttery.
Also - general behaviour by the aforementioned above in supermarket car parks when cars are reversing. Horrible places, stupid people. | |
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| Random irritations.. on 19:10 - Jul 13 with 510 views | Bluce_Ree |
If we all picked a sunny day where we hunt down every c*nt using an angle grinder/power saw for DIY (I'll let contractors/builders live - they've got a job to do) and brutally decapitated them with the tool they are using, could the UK police force ever realistically arrest us all?
Whatever fking bullshit task you think you've got to do can wait for a day where I don't have to sit in the shade outside to merely live. | |
| Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. He runs like a cheetah, his crosses couldn't be sweeter. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore. |
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| Random irritations.. on 20:40 - Jul 13 with 419 views | Mick_S |
| Random irritations.. on 19:10 - Jul 13 by Bluce_Ree |
If we all picked a sunny day where we hunt down every c*nt using an angle grinder/power saw for DIY (I'll let contractors/builders live - they've got a job to do) and brutally decapitated them with the tool they are using, could the UK police force ever realistically arrest us all?
Whatever fking bullshit task you think you've got to do can wait for a day where I don't have to sit in the shade outside to merely live. |
I’d like to add people that have bonfires on a hot, sunny day. Have you got a brain? | |
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