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Random irritations.. 09:32 - Jun 10 with 394981 viewsDiscodroid

state funded schools in birmingham calling children to islamic prayer over the playground speakers, eschewing music lessons music, segregation... and the bbc doing a 'what are british values 'phone in this morning. cunnys.



evening standard , who seem to be phasing out their female genital mutilation wall to wall coverage , for a 'say no to rape in war' campaign. to be published in depth every night,, along with pictures of skinny london supermodels falling out of night clubson cocaine and articles on womens shoes and hanbags which cost £15,000 each.

and articles on 'suuuper property dahrling' that cost £25 million for a studio flat in barnes .tedious double page spreads on walthamstow village , sandwiches that are made by freegans for £50...and avante garde homosexual dance troops from slovienia .this paper says nothing at all to the average londoner.




musicals , and the cast's of musicals, especially amateur ones in church halls,romford, last saturday night.
[Post edited 10 Jun 2014 12:29]

" I guess in four or five years, the new generation's music will be .. electronics, tapes. I can kind of envision .. maybe one person .. with a lot of machines, tapes, and electronics setups, singin or speaking .. and using machines " James Douglas Morrison | 1969

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Random irritations.. on 18:17 - Aug 11 with 3714 viewshantssi

Watching the lightning splitting the sky, listening to the thunder rumbling and rain lashing against the windows in our holiday let in North Wales why you lot moan about how hot it is in London 😡
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Random irritations.. on 18:48 - Aug 11 with 3702 viewsqpr_1968

Random irritations.. on 18:17 - Aug 11 by hantssi

Watching the lightning splitting the sky, listening to the thunder rumbling and rain lashing against the windows in our holiday let in North Wales why you lot moan about how hot it is in London 😡


Thats snowdonia for you.

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Random irritations.. on 19:12 - Aug 11 with 3679 viewshantssi

Random irritations.. on 18:48 - Aug 11 by qpr_1968

Thats snowdonia for you.


True, but it’s been lovely today, spent it on Harlech beach, perhaps the best beach I’ve been to, knocks spots off Cornwall with the mountains as a backdrop and hardly a soul on it!
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Random irritations.. on 19:14 - Aug 11 with 3673 viewsMickS

Random irritations.. on 18:17 - Aug 11 by hantssi

Watching the lightning splitting the sky, listening to the thunder rumbling and rain lashing against the windows in our holiday let in North Wales why you lot moan about how hot it is in London 😡


That sounds like heaven mate. Beautiful.
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Random irritations.. on 13:43 - Aug 12 with 3576 viewsR_from_afar

Random irritations.. on 09:17 - Aug 11 by RamseyR

Ryanair sending me notifications to my phone about their latest sale, flight releases etc.

How about you refund me for the flights we had to cancel in May first... you fcukers


Mrs R from Afar and I had the same experience with Easyjet. They treated our money like a payment for an investment bond, rather than for two tickets for a flight which got cancelled. Grrrrrrrr

"Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1."

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Random irritations.. on 16:18 - Aug 12 with 3537 viewsizlingtonhoop

michele dignan

She always sounds so pleased to have such an important job - reading traffic jams out loud.
🙄

Oh, and quad bikes

A quad bike would have eight wheels...!

I may have posted that before, but they've been mentioned often in the news lately...
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Random irritations.. on 21:49 - Aug 12 with 3456 viewsloftboy

Random irritations.. on 16:18 - Aug 12 by izlingtonhoop

michele dignan

She always sounds so pleased to have such an important job - reading traffic jams out loud.
🙄

Oh, and quad bikes

A quad bike would have eight wheels...!

I may have posted that before, but they've been mentioned often in the news lately...


Just googled that and couldn’t find anything about it, just says 4 so where do you get 8 from? Genuine question cheers

favourite cheese mature Cheddar. FFS there is no such thing as the EPL
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Random irritations.. on 08:13 - Aug 13 with 3400 viewsizlingtonhoop

Random irritations.. on 21:49 - Aug 12 by loftboy

Just googled that and couldn’t find anything about it, just says 4 so where do you get 8 from? Genuine question cheers


Bike is a contraction of bicycle.
Bicycle is two wheels.
Quad means four.
Quad bike = 4x2 wheels.
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Random irritations.. on 08:24 - Aug 13 with 3393 viewsMaggsinho

Random irritations.. on 08:13 - Aug 13 by izlingtonhoop

Bike is a contraction of bicycle.
Bicycle is two wheels.
Quad means four.
Quad bike = 4x2 wheels.


Think you’re overthinking it, what about unicycles (1x2 so two wheels) or tricycles (3x2 so six wheels).
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Random irritations.. on 08:46 - Aug 13 with 3370 viewsizlingtonhoop

Random irritations.. on 08:24 - Aug 13 by Maggsinho

Think you’re overthinking it, what about unicycles (1x2 so two wheels) or tricycles (3x2 so six wheels).


The bi means two. The cycle means goes around, or in this case, wheel.
So unicycle is correct - uni (one) wheel
As is tricycle - tri (three) wheels
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Random irritations.. on 10:07 - Aug 13 with 3334 viewsWatford_Ranger

Eamonn Holmes. Incredible career for such a buffoon.
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Random irritations.. on 10:18 - Aug 13 with 3326 viewsMetallica_Hoop

Slow moving Zombies around main characters.

Uberfast Zombie breaks out of wall and bites someone.
Michone and Rick get out of car, hundreds of them surround them and the dead move like they are trying not to shat themselves. (possibly true).

Put some realism in guys.

At least on the old startrek you knew the ones in red were going to die horribly on the 'away team'.
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Beer and Beef has made us what we are - The Prince Regent

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Random irritations.. on 10:28 - Aug 13 with 3312 viewsizlingtonhoop

Random irritations.. on 10:18 - Aug 13 by Metallica_Hoop

Slow moving Zombies around main characters.

Uberfast Zombie breaks out of wall and bites someone.
Michone and Rick get out of car, hundreds of them surround them and the dead move like they are trying not to shat themselves. (possibly true).

Put some realism in guys.

At least on the old startrek you knew the ones in red were going to die horribly on the 'away team'.
[Post edited 13 Aug 2020 10:19]


Realism in zombie movies


Youve just coined a new definition of oxymoron

* Get me Cambridge onthe phone..!

☎️

😁

*insert reggie perrin's secretary's name here...

Joyce?
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Random irritations.. on 13:27 - Aug 13 with 3241 viewsisawqpratwcity

Random irritations.. on 10:18 - Aug 13 by Metallica_Hoop

Slow moving Zombies around main characters.

Uberfast Zombie breaks out of wall and bites someone.
Michone and Rick get out of car, hundreds of them surround them and the dead move like they are trying not to shat themselves. (possibly true).

Put some realism in guys.

At least on the old startrek you knew the ones in red were going to die horribly on the 'away team'.
[Post edited 13 Aug 2020 10:19]


Think of the medical opportunities that zombies present...
Cancer, heart disease? Irrelevant.
Disembowelment, gaping wounds that have to drain the blood supply? Nothing!

Dear God, medical researchers must be wetting themselves to get hold of a few...

...oh, no! They all just got bit first!

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Random irritations.. on 19:26 - Aug 13 with 3187 viewshantssi

Random irritations.. on 10:28 - Aug 13 by izlingtonhoop

Realism in zombie movies


Youve just coined a new definition of oxymoron

* Get me Cambridge onthe phone..!

☎️

😁

*insert reggie perrin's secretary's name here...

Joyce?
[Post edited 13 Aug 2020 10:32]


Joan I think?
Also think she was in Corrie?
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Random irritations.. on 22:17 - Aug 13 with 3131 viewsizlingtonhoop

Random irritations.. on 19:26 - Aug 13 by hantssi

Joan I think?
Also think she was in Corrie?


Yes, Joan.

And Rentaghost
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Random irritations.. on 16:33 - Aug 26 with 2981 viewsPinnerPaul

I'm resurrecting this thread for this nonsense piece - EVERY bloody holiday its the same 'story'!

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/newslondon/uk-roads-to-be-swamped-by-12-million-d
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Random irritations.. on 23:48 - Aug 26 with 2918 viewsizlingtonhoop

Random irritations.. on 22:17 - Aug 13 by izlingtonhoop

Yes, Joan.

And Rentaghost


Popov, was her name

Which came to me after a recent golf win by a German woman
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Random irritations.. on 00:39 - Aug 27 with 2890 viewskensalriser

Random irritations.. on 16:33 - Aug 26 by PinnerPaul

I'm resurrecting this thread for this nonsense piece - EVERY bloody holiday its the same 'story'!

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/newslondon/uk-roads-to-be-swamped-by-12-million-d


At least this year we will be spared the annual footage of white police officers having a jolly dance with some black folks at carnival.

Poll: QPR to finish 7th or Brentford to drop out of the top 6?

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Random irritations.. on 16:43 - Aug 27 with 2800 viewsJuzzie

People who ask questions on your Facebook Marketplace listing that has the answers CLEARLY in the description.

Selling kids stuff that they’ve grown out of and getting asked loads of questions all the time that are in the fukin’ description. Just one or two sentences, not War and Peace.

Seriously, people need to fkin read properly or stop being so lazy. It’s like being at work.
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Random irritations.. on 19:59 - Aug 28 with 2743 viewsRamseyR

Maybe is a lost art nowadays but what is it with sitting in a queue of 20-30 cars doing 15-20 mph because the muppet at the front is incapable of safely overtaking a slow moving cyclist or tractor despite perfect visibility and a long straight wide road with minimal oncoming ?

The queuing cars never seem to leave much room between them either.

Is it because they're not reading the road, as they're taking the opportunity to reply to emails/facebook/snapchat etc or are just one of life's dawdlers

If you can’t overtake safely you shouldn’t be driving.
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Random irritations.. on 11:07 - Aug 29 with 2696 viewstimcocking



The Beeb, if i haven't said it already.
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Random irritations.. on 22:22 - Aug 29 with 2632 viewsCliveWilsonSaid

'The Happy Egg Company'

I don't really give a sht how happy the eggs are. What about the fecking Hens?

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Random irritations.. on 22:25 - Aug 29 with 2628 viewsqpr_1968

people that say "i see it with my own eyes"

who elses eyes would they see it with.

Poll: how many games this season....home/away.

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Random irritations.. on 22:48 - Aug 31 with 2541 viewsCliveWilsonSaid

Why are Plummers called Plumbers?

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