| Random irritations.. 09:32 - Jun 10 with 394999 views | Discodroid |
state funded schools in birmingham calling children to islamic prayer over the playground speakers, eschewing music lessons music, segregation... and the bbc doing a 'what are british values 'phone in this morning. cunnys.
evening standard , who seem to be phasing out their female genital mutilation wall to wall coverage , for a 'say no to rape in war' campaign. to be published in depth every night,, along with pictures of skinny london supermodels falling out of night clubson cocaine and articles on womens shoes and hanbags which cost £15,000 each.
and articles on 'suuuper property dahrling' that cost £25 million for a studio flat in barnes .tedious double page spreads on walthamstow village , sandwiches that are made by freegans for £50...and avante garde homosexual dance troops from slovienia .this paper says nothing at all to the average londoner.
musicals , and the cast's of musicals, especially amateur ones in church halls,romford, last saturday night.
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| Random irritations.. on 10:41 - Sep 22 with 3648 views | Mick_S |
| Random irritations.. on 10:32 - Sep 22 by dannyblue |
Arranging speed boat rides |
Winner. |  |
| Did I ever mention that I was in Minder? |
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| Random irritations.. on 12:53 - Sep 22 with 3572 views | Monahoop |
The term 'wet' used to describe places. Wet pubs, wet markets, aaaagh its grating and a sickly, horrid description. I hate it. Wet Wet Wet were a ghastly, sickly band too. |  |
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| Random irritations.. on 14:32 - Sep 22 with 3531 views | dannyblue |
Less an irritation perhaps than a source of amusement, but the habit of people to use 'demonstrated' as an adjective in their CVs or LinkedIn profiles.
"Experienced developer with a demonstrated history of working in the internet industry".
The word is just entirely superfluous and immediately singles people out as being unthinking and derivative. |  | | |
| Random irritations.. on 07:50 - Sep 23 with 3462 views | Dorse |
The wizarding world of Harry Potter.
Get. To. Fcuk. |  |
| 'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!' |
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| Random irritations.. on 08:09 - Sep 23 with 3448 views | Metallica_Hoop |
Coors Beer.
Piss in a glass (descripitve not subliminal messaging) |  |
| Beer and Beef has made us what we are - The Prince Regent |
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| Random irritations.. on 12:25 - Sep 23 with 3394 views | izlingtonhoop |
| Random irritations.. on 08:09 - Sep 23 by Metallica_Hoop |
Coors Beer.
Piss in a glass (descripitve not subliminal messaging) |
Correct, but somehow preferable to Budweiser.
Everything is relative.
Gentlemen, choose your piss |  | | |
| Random irritations.. on 13:28 - Oct 8 with 3227 views | MrSheen |
Slim Fit. Apart from the 5% of the population with the build of a Marathon winner, why would anyone else willingly submit to wearing clothes that fit like groaning cling-film? One day, we will wake from our collective madness. |  | | |
| Random irritations.. on 15:15 - Oct 8 with 3172 views | kensalriser |
| Random irritations.. on 13:28 - Oct 8 by MrSheen |
Slim Fit. Apart from the 5% of the population with the build of a Marathon winner, why would anyone else willingly submit to wearing clothes that fit like groaning cling-film? One day, we will wake from our collective madness. |
A contemporary fashion to which football shorts are inexplicably immune, leading to the bizarre sartorial mismatch of skin tight shirts with Stanley Matthews era shorts. |  |
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| Random irritations.. on 15:48 - Oct 8 with 3142 views | westberksr |
| Random irritations.. on 08:09 - Sep 23 by Metallica_Hoop |
Coors Beer.
Piss in a glass (descripitve not subliminal messaging) |
when I first me the ex (96), he said beer company sponsored the scum and she had access to heavily discounted supply via her work.....
she thought me very strange for turning down what amounted to free beer!
never once let a drop pass my lips |  | | |
| Random irritations.. on 16:22 - Oct 8 with 3108 views | MrSheen |
| Random irritations.. on 15:48 - Oct 8 by westberksr |
when I first me the ex (96), he said beer company sponsored the scum and she had access to heavily discounted supply via her work.....
she thought me very strange for turning down what amounted to free beer!
never once let a drop pass my lips |
Agreed, won't (knowingly) buy anything Samsung for the same reason. | | | |
| Random irritations.. on 16:31 - Oct 8 with 3090 views | izlingtonhoop |
On the subject of beer, the cardboard sleeve that holds a four pack of Stella pint cans together, very rarely does. Leading to self-checkout Stan and Ollie capers almost every purchase... | | | |
| Random irritations.. on 17:07 - Oct 8 with 3059 views | hantssi |
| Random irritations.. on 16:22 - Oct 8 by MrSheen |
Agreed, won't (knowingly) buy anything Samsung for the same reason. |
Had a big row with the wife years back about her purchase of a Samsung telly, she just didn’t/doesn’t get it! |  | | |
| Random irritations.. on 21:06 - Oct 8 with 3021 views | izlingtonhoop |
| Random irritations.. on 16:22 - Oct 8 by MrSheen |
Agreed, won't (knowingly) buy anything Samsung for the same reason. |
You know what?
It's fine now...
It's like Webby, Hollins, Wilkins, Wicks, and of course, Terry Venables
Among others | | | |
| Random irritations.. on 21:28 - Oct 8 with 3010 views | Dorse |
| Random irritations.. on 15:48 - Oct 8 by westberksr |
when I first me the ex (96), he said beer company sponsored the scum and she had access to heavily discounted supply via her work.....
she thought me very strange for turning down what amounted to free beer!
never once let a drop pass my lips |
You dated a 96 year old?
Fair play to you. | |
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| Random irritations.. on 18:21 - Oct 15 with 2811 views | izlingtonhoop |
Pubs are now sticking on service charge, cos the staff have to walk a few metres to your table. But not by my choice. | | | |
| Random irritations.. on 11:51 - Dec 15 with 2605 views | Mick_S |
Perfume/aftershave adverts. Be the man of today. [Post edited 16 Dec 2020 11:07]
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| Random irritations.. on 17:51 - Jan 11 with 2488 views | R_from_afar |
I got a card from the Post Office informing me that a mail item had been sent to me without the correct postage and that I would need to pay to have it delivered.
Thinking it was a rare CD which I had not been able to find in the UK and which I consequently ordered from the US, I eagerly paid the fee and waited.
Today, the item arrived. Deary, deary me. It wasn't the CD, it was a Christmas card. With three words scribbled in it, "Love (illegible squiggle) and Bill". I don't know who those people are, probably some acquaintances of my wife. Sadly, it doesn't look like the mystery person could be Ted, so the missive cannot be Bill and Ted's excellent Christmas card.
£2 to get an extremely late, completely uninformative Christmas card from some people I don't know. A right result  |  |
| "Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1." |
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| Random irritations.. on 18:09 - Jan 11 with 2447 views | QPRSteve |
ITV | | | |
| Random irritations.. on 18:12 - Jan 11 with 2440 views | Watford_Ranger |
Darren Grimes. | | | |
| Random irritations.. on 18:50 - Jan 13 with 2326 views | R_from_afar |
I kid you not, I just heard a technology analyst say the following, on a webinar (deep breath):
"Triple down".
Stand well back, everyone, and  | |
| "Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1." |
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| Random irritations.. on 18:51 - Jan 13 with 2324 views | R_from_afar |
| Random irritations.. on 18:50 - Jan 13 by R_from_afar |
I kid you not, I just heard a technology analyst say the following, on a webinar (deep breath):
"Triple down".
Stand well back, everyone, and |
Edit: Used as a verb  | |
| "Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1." |
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| Random irritations.. on 19:08 - Jan 13 with 2308 views | CiderwithRsie |
Un-neutered tom cats. | | | |
| Random irritations.. on 19:33 - Jan 13 with 2287 views | hantssi |
| Random irritations.. on 19:08 - Jan 13 by CiderwithRsie |
Un-neutered tom cats. |
Posters who are ITK! | | | |
| Random irritations.. on 09:14 - Jan 18 with 2220 views | Dorse |
Online banking. Especially online banking that spends 90% of its time directing you to chatbots that seem to have been programmed by slobbering lobotomised apes primarily through the medium of flinging their faeces at a keyboard. Add to that the 'easy' telephone banking options that will definitely be answered quickly (just under 8 hours) by a human (well, barely hominid milk-fed gimp after the 85 obligatory digital messages from the apes) and it makes you want to have their fcuking hold music played at your funeral ('It's what they would have wanted') after blowing out what's left of your brains. Forget coronavirus, what is the death rate of people dying from old age on hold with these cunce? | |
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