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On the day of this most momentous sporting occasion, I thought I should construct a few lines to celebrate our impending victory (of which I am supremely confident)...
The famous Rangers march to 'The Cottage', some coming from as far as Pease Pottage (probably).
The scene is set for an overdue win, With the blue and white hordes making a din (probably).
The natives of Fulham wear corduroys of red, They have heard of Charlie Austin and are full of dread.
They believe their hero Ross McCormack is immense, but underestimate The Hoops and their rock-solid defence (probably).
Chris Ramsey is our leader, tactically he is a God, (although his continued selection of Karl Henry is, frankly, a bit odd) He stands on the touchline with his throne wove of wool* Pulling no punches, talking no bull.
Shalid Khan watches from The Cottage, his shame complete, He cannot believe the scale of this defeat. Austin hits a brace, and there's another one from Faurlin, Everyone agrees that Fulham's defence is 'appallin' (geddit???)
High up in the stands sits our Fulham friend, Konk, Wishing he was back in bed with his wife having a nice cup of Earl Grey.
*60% polyester. Machine wash only.
"Thank you for supporting Queens Park Rangers Steep Staircase"... and I thought I'd signed up for a rollercoaster.
The Battle Of Craven Cottage on 10:50 - Sep 25 by Konk
A fantastic effort, Mytch. Perhaps they'll let you read it out in the Rangers' dressing room before the game?
I hope so, Konk.
Whilst I munch reflectively on fine cuisine from the mobile food outlets of Bishops Park, contemplating both the contest ahead and the dollop of ketchup on my shoe, I would like to think of Chris Ramsey standing on a chair and addressing his finely-honed athletes through the haze of Deep Heat Spray and smoke.
Assuming we win (and, as I say - I am supremely confident), I'm thinking of assembling all of the posters on this forum to weave a tapestry (Bayeux-style) depicting scenes from the great event and recording them for generations of Rs to come.
"Thank you for supporting Queens Park Rangers Steep Staircase"... and I thought I'd signed up for a rollercoaster.