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The QPR comedy XI 19:10 - Aug 18 with 7537 viewskensalriser

Inspired by Polter.
Criteria: On pitch comedy value, good or bad. Definite facepalm moments. Not just shite, that isn't funny. I'll start with...

Stuart Wardley
Samba Diakite
Seb Polter
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Poll: QPR to finish 7th or Brentford to drop out of the top 6?

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The QPR comedy X1 on 19:24 - Aug 18 with 4244 viewsterryb

Somerhow I've managed to forget his first name, but surely the loanee Mr. Malcolm must qualify for this team?

Edit, that would be Bob!
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The QPR comedy X1 on 19:27 - Aug 18 with 4238 viewsNorthernr

Bankole.
Brevett and Dennis for the gratuitous violence.
Doudou.
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The QPR comedy X1 on 20:01 - Aug 18 with 4178 viewsted_hendrix

That useless bastard we got on loan from West Ham, the terminally shite mis-match of an alien who hailed from the planet milk float Mr fcking McGoooooo.

My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.

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The QPR comedy X1 on 20:13 - Aug 18 with 4161 viewsAitch

Mark Hately would get my vote.

TPFKA Stans_Left_Foot

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The QPR comedy X1 on 20:14 - Aug 18 with 4157 viewsMedwayR

The QPR comedy X1 on 19:27 - Aug 18 by Northernr

Bankole.
Brevett and Dennis for the gratuitous violence.
Doudou.


Definitely Bankole, I seem to recall he was so bad he was even laughing himself as if he couldn't believe he was actually playing professional football!!

I reckon a CM of Diakite & mad Tommy Doherty would be amusing...

Poll: Who’s better?

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The QPR comedy X1 on 20:34 - Aug 18 with 4126 viewsMrSheen

The QPR comedy X1 on 20:14 - Aug 18 by MedwayR

Definitely Bankole, I seem to recall he was so bad he was even laughing himself as if he couldn't believe he was actually playing professional football!!

I reckon a CM of Diakite & mad Tommy Doherty would be amusing...


Rehman and Santos at the back, non-stop nervous tittering guaranteed. Bob Malcolm on the ball. Milanese for the haircut.
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The QPR comedy X1 on 20:36 - Aug 18 with 4117 viewsLongsufferingR

The QPR comedy X1 on 20:34 - Aug 18 by MrSheen

Rehman and Santos at the back, non-stop nervous tittering guaranteed. Bob Malcolm on the ball. Milanese for the haircut.


Great shout with Milanese. He always looked like he should be wearing a suit or sunning himself on the beach rather than trying to play football.
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The QPR comedy X1 on 20:39 - Aug 18 with 4111 viewsstevec

Keith Sanderson. Overhead kicks in the centre circle on balls barely 3 foot off the ground.
Mark Lazarus.

And surely, Devon White.
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The QPR comedy X1 on 20:42 - Aug 18 with 4102 viewsMrSheen

The QPR comedy X1 on 19:27 - Aug 18 by Northernr

Bankole.
Brevett and Dennis for the gratuitous violence.
Doudou.


On the subject of violence, were you too young to see Gavin Maguire? Always a matter of when, not if.
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The QPR comedy X1 on 20:42 - Aug 18 with 4101 viewsLongsufferingR

Ugo Ukah. Surely an agent's wind-up.
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The QPR comedy X1 on 20:51 - Aug 18 with 4080 viewsloftboy

Gus ceasar,so bad it was funny

favourite cheese mature Cheddar. FFS there is no such thing as the EPL
Poll: Are you watching the World Cup

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The QPR comedy X1 on 21:24 - Aug 18 with 4015 viewsPunteR

Taiwoo. Comedy gold


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The QPR comedy X1 on 21:26 - Aug 18 with 4011 viewsqueensparker

Tony Scully - blistering pace married to... not much else at all. Always good for some gallows humour in those dark days.

Always used to enjoy the comical sight of Shittu man marking a nippy wee centre forward and obliterating them in any aerial battle

Devon White
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The QPR comedy X1 on 21:33 - Aug 18 with 3980 viewsMrSheen

The QPR comedy X1 on 21:26 - Aug 18 by queensparker

Tony Scully - blistering pace married to... not much else at all. Always good for some gallows humour in those dark days.

Always used to enjoy the comical sight of Shittu man marking a nippy wee centre forward and obliterating them in any aerial battle

Devon White


Leon Knight squaring up to Shittu. Straight from the golden age of ITV wrestling.
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The QPR comedy X1 on 21:40 - Aug 18 with 3962 viewsRickyDicky

Julio cesar. Comical how much he took us for.

Poll: Where will we finish next Year. Starting early.

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The QPR comedy X1 on 21:47 - Aug 18 with 3944 viewsloneranger1

I´d like to add Serge Branco, if anyone else can remember him....
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The QPR comedy X1 on 21:55 - Aug 18 with 3928 viewseghamranger

John Curtis..... Awful awful player
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The QPR comedy X1 on 21:58 - Aug 18 with 3926 viewsingeminate

The QPR comedy X1 on 21:47 - Aug 18 by loneranger1

I´d like to add Serge Branco, if anyone else can remember him....


Mbia should get in for his occasional outrageous dives and general nuttiness.

If not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled. PG Wodehouse
Poll: Should Jimmy be sacked?

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The QPR comedy X1 on 21:59 - Aug 18 with 3923 viewsOakR

Dominic Iorfa - all speed - was it a game against Leeds he blasted about three one on ones almost out of the stand?

Gareth Ainsworth for trying tackle someone with his head and also a comedy dive once in front of the referee after someone had dived.

Tony Roberts periodic school of comedy goalkeeping

Poll: Will we stay up?

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The QPR comedy X1 on 22:01 - Aug 18 with 3921 viewsingeminate

The QPR comedy X1 on 21:59 - Aug 18 by OakR

Dominic Iorfa - all speed - was it a game against Leeds he blasted about three one on ones almost out of the stand?

Gareth Ainsworth for trying tackle someone with his head and also a comedy dive once in front of the referee after someone had dived.

Tony Roberts periodic school of comedy goalkeeping


Devon White, just because while he won everything in the air you never knew which direction the ball was going to go in.

If not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled. PG Wodehouse
Poll: Should Jimmy be sacked?

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The QPR comedy X1 on 22:25 - Aug 18 with 3893 viewsNorthernr

Devon White's a good shout, punching that ball over the line against Everton, what a guy. Likewise Taiwo, tackling Danny Graham with his face.

Does Richard Keogh qualify?
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The QPR comedy X1 on 22:35 - Aug 18 with 3876 viewsWilloW4

The QPR comedy X1 on 22:01 - Aug 18 by ingeminate

Devon White, just because while he won everything in the air you never knew which direction the ball was going to go in.


Gus Ceasar... A truly awful player.. For much the same reason as ingeminate's reasoning about Devon White... The pair of them had heads like a ten Bob bit.
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The QPR comedy X1 on 22:36 - Aug 18 with 3872 viewsingeminate

The QPR comedy X1 on 22:25 - Aug 18 by Northernr

Devon White's a good shout, punching that ball over the line against Everton, what a guy. Likewise Taiwo, tackling Danny Graham with his face.

Does Richard Keogh qualify?


Not too much on who would be the manager of this illustrious eleven. Not short of choice.

Prob go for Holloway when he was still fun.

If not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled. PG Wodehouse
Poll: Should Jimmy be sacked?

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The QPR comedy X1 on 22:38 - Aug 18 with 3867 viewsNorthernr

The QPR comedy X1 on 22:36 - Aug 18 by ingeminate

Not too much on who would be the manager of this illustrious eleven. Not short of choice.

Prob go for Holloway when he was still fun.


Luigi De Canio surely. Turns up to a game with two black eyes after being done over in a casino, ordered to return to Italy by his wife because he was "enjoying the London nightlife" too much. Didn't give a sht about defence, didn't speak any English, started training sessions by making three points to the players (in Italian) then let them run their own session for a couple of hours. Legend.
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The QPR comedy X1 on 22:42 - Aug 18 with 3855 viewsPunteR

Marc Birchams hair. Loved the guy...




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