| What Do You Want For Christmas ?? 10:14 - Dec 13 with 3602 views | Discodroids |
A 'Lagers from around the world' presentation box ..My eyelids rupture and the capillaries on my mush explode with rage if i do not get my customary gift every year. Love it. Even better than a super flight deck or Merlin or Stretch Armstrong as a kid.
It pleases the Iron Duke of north Chingford. i.e Me, to look them up on https://www.ratebeer.com/ during the peace and tranquiity of boxing day afternoon, having spent 17 hours round my facking mother in laws in chigwell the previous day.
During the wilderness years whilst i was in league with the intoxicating Mistress Dame Coca plant and her fluffer mates Booze and Pills, And in between corrosive and destructive relationships and marriages and custody battles etc etc , I spent a a couple of christmas's just sitting on me own, tanning bottles of grouse watching 'location location' and tommy cooper re runs before circumnavigating the eponymous avenues and alleyways of Brentwood in my blood orange shitty pants out on the mooch for gear.
Happily Nothing bad lasts for ever so they say , although saying that , the last 9 christmas's ive had to go to jo's mums in chigwell , to eat undercooked remedial christmas dinners while she gives me the thousand yard stare from across the north face of the pinkish turkey.
Also i have to spend all day with a Belcher chain and La coste v neck jumper wearing brother in law, whose the biggest Lairy West ham cnt ive ever had the misfortune to have met..and the competition has been fierce in this department .
The bonus is that his daughter is now 18 and a professional ballerina and singer , 5ft 11 with flowing red hair , an english rose ..and she will insist on doing her exercises right in front of me in skin tight leggings so i can see the shape of her mangetout..
just what old bing crosby would have wanted i reckon, rather than that pretentious cnt bowie coming round and asking him all those personal questions about his butler and playing his facking piano..
get through it best you can..imo Its all about Boxing Day supping from your presentation box of selected lagers and craft ales , Reading the labels and reviews ,while looking forward to a nil nil draw at home to Preston/Barnsley/Northampton/wigan etc etc. [Post edited 13 Dec 2016 10:46]
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| What Do You Want For Christmas ?? on 10:53 - Dec 13 with 3553 views | stowmarketrange |
3 points sometime over Christmas would do for me.And me actually seeing us win. |  | | |
| What Do You Want For Christmas ?? on 10:56 - Dec 13 with 3549 views | paulparker |
I've just bought from Groupon 24 different German beers , hopefully this can get me through the xmas period DD
me & mrs P were thinking of going to spain to see my old girl but now my step daughter has got a job (god I feel old) and the fact her dad is being a difficult kunt , it means we are stuck here , and il raise you your brother in law for mine ,
mine goes to Jedi school (no joke he has shown me his light saber skills, oo err ) and is raging socialist to boot ,
ohh and ive done xmas on my own before when my first missus left me, and you know what I was quite happy sitting in the pub getting p1ssed it didn't bother me one bit
for me xmas is about the drink up in the pub on xmas eve and sneaking off boxing day to watch the football the rest I can quite happily leave |  |
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| What Do You Want For Christmas ?? on 11:27 - Dec 13 with 3516 views | CamberleyR |
Sir Percival lets me use his piano when he's not around. Are you related to him? |  |
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| What Do You Want For Christmas ?? on 13:50 - Dec 13 with 3447 views | Pommyhoop |
If my hints are noted ( a hint being me sending pictures of said item to mrs poms phone with the message THIS ONE), I'm getting one of them bungy swim tether trainer thingys. So I can get some use out of my tiny pool. Any one tried these , do they work?
Oh and a trimmer for the old nose and ear hair.  |  |
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