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New Alien film. 16:34 - May 13 with 2647 viewsBluce_Ree

Just saw it. Shite.

Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore running down the wing. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore running down the wing. He runs like a cheetah. His crosses couldn't be sweeter. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore.
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New Alien film. on 16:41 - May 13 with 2638 viewsFredManRave

Is that you Barry Norman?!

I've got the Power.
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New Alien film. on 17:21 - May 13 with 2592 viewsmakaveli1882

Don't say that
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New Alien film. on 17:24 - May 13 with 2588 viewsJigsore

hopefully your opinions on films are as bad as your ones on goalkeepers. Was looking forward to Alien...

“The thing about football - the important thing about football - is that it is not just about football.”

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New Alien film. on 17:27 - May 13 with 2580 viewsBrightonhoop

New Alien film. on 16:41 - May 13 by FredManRave

Is that you Barry Norman?!


Single syllable film reviews are the future dotchaknow.
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New Alien film. on 18:14 - May 13 with 2529 viewsCopenranger

Read it as New ALLEN film and thought "I can live with that", but was looking foreward to Alien.. Especially after Prometheus, which was quite a let down imo..
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New Alien film. on 18:46 - May 13 with 2487 viewsStanisgod

Wonderful insight.

It's being so happy that keeps me going.

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New Alien film. on 19:05 - May 13 with 2463 viewsbosh67

Every Alien film

People in space
Face hugger attacks people
Alien comes out
People die
Alien/aliens die
Mainly one female survivor
The end.

Would be great if there was one film and the alien explodes out of someone and just looks around and goes, yeah, but I ain't here to eat no one. I'm just here to party. Turn the sounds up. Get me some alcohol and let's rave this sh*t out like it's 2699!

Never knowingly right.
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New Alien film. on 19:26 - May 13 with 2441 viewsBasingstokeR

Seeing it tomorrow so watched Prometheus last night to "catch up"...

Wtf was that! This is what a lot of us always say/think we could do as football managers but I genuinely think I could've improved that Prometheus script in less than 30mins myself and made it into a 7/10 movie. Did Ridley Scott not read the script and think "well this is dumb" times ten.

Hoping Alien Covenant is slightly better.

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New Alien film. on 19:30 - May 13 with 2436 viewsBluce_Ree

For me Covenant was a fair bit worse than Prometheus. And I didn't much care for that one either.

Covenant is just so pretentious. Fassbender just plays some sort of robotic space ponce in both the films and the alien is CGI bullshit.

Stick with the originals, people. I'm not going to bother watching the next one in the cinema.

Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore running down the wing. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore running down the wing. He runs like a cheetah. His crosses couldn't be sweeter. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore.
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New Alien film. on 21:15 - May 13 with 2352 viewsozexile

I was going to watch it but after seeing the trailer I decided against it. Yet another deserted planet. Another situation where one or two stay on the ship whilst the others go exploring. No doubt the first person was attacked whilst on the walkie talkie to the ship
Seen it done it.
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New Alien film. on 22:58 - May 13 with 2254 viewsMrSheen

Made my annual trip to the cinema last night. Saw Lady Macbeth, which was very good enjoyable in a grim way, despite the male lead looking like Rio Ferdinand.
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New Alien film. on 23:27 - May 13 with 2230 viewsBluce_Ree

New Alien film. on 21:15 - May 13 by ozexile

I was going to watch it but after seeing the trailer I decided against it. Yet another deserted planet. Another situation where one or two stay on the ship whilst the others go exploring. No doubt the first person was attacked whilst on the walkie talkie to the ship
Seen it done it.


Pretty much this.

Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore running down the wing. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore running down the wing. He runs like a cheetah. His crosses couldn't be sweeter. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore.
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New Alien film. on 09:35 - May 14 with 2080 viewsPunteR

The problem I have with all this is Ridley Scott is trying to explain how the first film existed. It didn't need a back story.
Shame that Neil Blomkamp's film probably won't happen now.

Bake my chicken

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New Alien film. on 11:03 - May 14 with 2002 viewsHooped_Pullie

Saw it in IMAX yesterday, very sorry to confirm it is indeed a steaming pile of the brown stuff.

Prometheus had its flaws, but this goes nowhere for an hour, then there's the usual bursting out stuff, then it all meanders off again, there's a bit of action towards the end - and it finishes with a 'twist' you'll see ten miles away.

I am coming to the conclusion that film directors are like football managers - good for their time, then best get off the stage. This is the filmic equivalent of watching George Graham making a comeback.
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New Alien film. on 13:02 - May 14 with 1941 viewsted_hendrix

We saw the original when it first came out at the pictures, it was nothing short of stunning and without doubt a classic film.
I've got the bloody box set and I've given the first sequel at the most probably 10 minutes of my time but it doesn't work for me it was garbage and the all of the sequels in the box set still remain un-watched.
These classic films should remain just that classics and left alone.

My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.

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New Alien film. on 14:38 - May 14 with 1894 viewsbacardiinbrissie

Cheer up you miserable old bstards.... I loved all of them (well except #3- that really was bad) and cant wait to see this one
Prometheus left us with more questions than answer and i want to know.... :)

Just because the season is over your not allowed to automatically transfer the doom and gloom from LR to the cinema !
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New Alien film. on 14:40 - May 14 with 1889 viewsBluce_Ree

New Alien film. on 13:02 - May 14 by ted_hendrix

We saw the original when it first came out at the pictures, it was nothing short of stunning and without doubt a classic film.
I've got the bloody box set and I've given the first sequel at the most probably 10 minutes of my time but it doesn't work for me it was garbage and the all of the sequels in the box set still remain un-watched.
These classic films should remain just that classics and left alone.


Aliens is good. There's certainly nothing in the first ten minutes that should make you write it off.

Alien 3 is a bit misunderstood too. I really like the casting on it and it is quite a tense story. The alien in it looks awful though.

Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore running down the wing. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore running down the wing. He runs like a cheetah. His crosses couldn't be sweeter. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore.
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New Alien film. on 14:45 - May 14 with 1881 viewsbacardiinbrissie

We're simple folk down here mate. Just like a bit of action, a fit bird, some aliens and a bit of death stuff. Not really bothered who's in it.
Too busy dodging those bloody boomerangs on their way back to worry about stuff like that .
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New Alien film. on 14:47 - May 14 with 1880 viewsSimonJames

New Alien film. on 19:05 - May 13 by bosh67

Every Alien film

People in space
Face hugger attacks people
Alien comes out
People die
Alien/aliens die
Mainly one female survivor
The end.

Would be great if there was one film and the alien explodes out of someone and just looks around and goes, yeah, but I ain't here to eat no one. I'm just here to party. Turn the sounds up. Get me some alcohol and let's rave this sh*t out like it's 2699!


You forgot, bird in semi see-through flimsy white vest.

100% of people who drink water will die.

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New Alien film. on 23:32 - May 14 with 1752 viewsBasingstokeR

Right, Ive now seen Alien Covenant, and whilst not great by any means, it was serviceable and I'd say is quite a bit better than Prometheus (tighter story, better characterisation, less plot holes/outright stupidity). I still can't get my head round watching non time travel conceit prequels where everything looks so much more modern than the original film itself technically set in the future.

There is one line of dialogue in a scene with what I'd say was a primary school recorder, which I'd challenge anyone (maybe it was just the juveniles In the whole screen I saw the film in tonight) to keep a straight face for. Unmeaningly (I'm assuming) hilarious and I don't know how it ended up staying in the film.

Wrt mention of a twist, I know what you're saying but I don't think there's any twists in the film it's all pretty straight forward, there'd had been a twist if what does happen didn't happen imho.

Watch Prisoners that's showing right now on Channel 4 instead!
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