| Minutes of the Strike Award Committee 29th Sept 18:39 - Sep 30 with 1070 views | Dorse |
Venue: Dog & Handgun Public House, snug
Agenda: Awarding Strike To Mr I Holloway, AOB
Apologies: Big Vern (18 months); Bermondsey Dave (lying low, presumed Costa Brava)
Chair: Frankie 'Ironfist' O'Toole
The chair recognised committee member Maureen Pennis-Elbow who proposed awarding a strike to Mr I Holloway of QPR in response to the team selection and performance. Ray Jinghorn wanted his joke about 'awarding him a striker being a better idea, eh, eh?' noted in the minutes (agreed).
The floor was opened to debate.
Ron Scranus felt that the strike should be suspended in order to provide motivation for the manager.
Cassandra Fuque-Tarde proposed that the strike be delivered but that it should be accompanied by an hour of shouting 'Cuuuuuuuuuunt!' at Mr Holloway in the next game if QPR weren't at least four goals up by half time.
Reggie 'The Face' Barse felt that the strike needed to have maximum impact and proposed attaching it to the front of his car and driving across the training pitch into Mr Holloway. It was further suggested that a copy be attached to the rear bumper so a similar effect be attained by reversing over him. Mr Barse was very passionate about the idea and needed to be resuscitated after bursting several veins his temple. Our thoughts are with his family at this time.
After being put to the vote, the strike was unanimously passed and it was delivered to Loftus Road in person by the secretary Alvin Felcher.
Mr Holloway's response was as follows: 'What the fcuk is this?'
That showed him.
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| 'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!' |
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| Minutes of the Strike Award Committee 29th Sept on 10:24 - Oct 1 with 974 views | smegma |
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| Minutes of the Strike Award Committee 29th Sept on 11:33 - Oct 1 with 928 views | isawqpratwcity |
Can we get that in French, please? |  |
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| Minutes of the Strike Award Committee 29th Sept on 13:15 - Oct 1 with 888 views | Dorse |
| Minutes of the Strike Award Committee 29th Sept on 11:33 - Oct 1 by isawqpratwcity |
Can we get that in French, please? |
Zut alors. Ma mere est un poulet et mon p'ere est Gerard Depardieu. Crepe souzette! Je suis aussi dur qu'une grenouille au chocolat. | |
| 'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!' |
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| Minutes of the Strike Award Committee 29th Sept on 13:45 - Oct 1 with 868 views | isawqpratwcity |
| Minutes of the Strike Award Committee 29th Sept on 13:15 - Oct 1 by Dorse |
Zut alors. Ma mere est un poulet et mon p'ere est Gerard Depardieu. Crepe souzette! Je suis aussi dur qu'une grenouille au chocolat. |
Je suis aussie aussi. | |
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