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Pate 17:11 - May 12 with 7479 viewsBklynRanger

It's a pity it's such a poncy word because it's really a very delicious product.

Currently I'm enjoying a nice Ardennes pate which I've taken the liberty of enhancing with a touch of ground black pepper. Magnificent.

I think Ardennes is in France or Belgium or somewhere like that - either way if they're eating this stuff all the time they must be one satisfied group of foreign motherfcukers. Respect.
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Pate on 17:18 - May 12 with 5040 viewsPunteR

What are you spreading it on , just out of curiosity.?

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Pate on 17:25 - May 12 with 5024 viewsGroveR

It's easy to deride the French for being garlic-eating surrender monkeys but they're the kiddies when it comes to proper rich food. Duck rillettes on toast my current favourite.
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Pate on 17:26 - May 12 with 5018 viewsJuzzie

Pate on 17:18 - May 12 by PunteR

What are you spreading it on , just out of curiosity.?


A lump of cheddar would be good!
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Pate on 17:27 - May 12 with 5017 viewsBklynRanger

Pate on 17:18 - May 12 by PunteR

What are you spreading it on , just out of curiosity.?


Look I'm not proud of this and I'd ask you to not blow up, but I spread it on 5 ryvita crackers. I thought it would be sort of healthy and have the added bonus of foregrounding the pate, which it did sort of.
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Pate on 17:31 - May 12 with 4995 viewsGroveR

Pate on 17:27 - May 12 by BklynRanger

Look I'm not proud of this and I'd ask you to not blow up, but I spread it on 5 ryvita crackers. I thought it would be sort of healthy and have the added bonus of foregrounding the pate, which it did sort of.
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If they're the Multi-Grain Wholegrain Rye Crispbreads, carry on otherwise you're a fat fùck.
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Pate on 17:31 - May 12 with 4992 viewsted_hendrix

Have you gone mad Higgingbottom?

Eating pate is dangerous you run the risk of waking up one morning to discover that you've grown a silly moustache and you've suddenly started talking in a daft and overacted French accent.

It affected my mate Norman quite badly and he was last seen cycling through The Hautes Cotes on one of those French onion bicycles.

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Pate on 17:38 - May 12 with 4960 viewsBklynRanger

Pate on 17:31 - May 12 by GroveR

If they're the Multi-Grain Wholegrain Rye Crispbreads, carry on otherwise you're a fat fùck.


They're just called 'cracked black pepper crackers'. I just ate two more.

It's already happening just as you say Ted - I bought 10 bulbs of garlic this afternoon and didn't feel a thing.
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Pate on 17:47 - May 12 with 4949 viewsPunteR

Pate on 17:27 - May 12 by BklynRanger

Look I'm not proud of this and I'd ask you to not blow up, but I spread it on 5 ryvita crackers. I thought it would be sort of healthy and have the added bonus of foregrounding the pate, which it did sort of.
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The surface of a Ryvita does make for good grounding of pate , a sturdy base for sure.
However, my preferred accompaniment is simply a Jacobs cracker or some nice crusty bread like a Bloomer . Toasting the bread is a particular treat.

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Pate on 17:53 - May 12 with 4937 viewsEsox_Lucius

Now THIS is a pate.

The grass is always greener.

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Pate on 18:17 - May 12 with 4896 viewsBoston

Pate on 17:53 - May 12 by Esox_Lucius

Now THIS is a pate.


...it's a bit thinly spread squire.

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Pate on 18:30 - May 12 with 4871 viewsBoston

Grew up with Pate in the house(mother had notions donchaknow), really quite enjoyed it., Brussels / Ardennes or salmon, presume you're talking about the spreadable variety, that's the usual preference in Britain? Rarely eat it it nowadays.

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Pate on 18:39 - May 12 with 4863 viewsdistortR

you can get a vegan pate foie gras called faux gras.
We used to play on fake grass.
Not sure if they are linked.



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Pate on 18:41 - May 12 with 4856 viewsBoston

Pate on 18:39 - May 12 by distortR

you can get a vegan pate foie gras called faux gras.
We used to play on fake grass.
Not sure if they are linked.



Where's Steve?


Nah, I think you'll find linked meat is referred to as sausage.
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Pate on 18:48 - May 12 with 4849 viewsdistortR

Pate on 18:41 - May 12 by Boston

Nah, I think you'll find linked meat is referred to as sausage.
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ah, but this is vegan
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Pate on 18:56 - May 12 with 4835 viewsBoston

Pate on 18:48 - May 12 by distortR

ah, but this is vegan



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Pate on 19:19 - May 12 with 4805 viewsDWQPR

Pate on 18:56 - May 12 by Boston



My pâté has to be coarse as a fücking whore from Glasgow. And on a good brown seeded br we that’s been toasted. And to top it off a nice glass of Tawny. That’ll do me.

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Pate on 19:22 - May 12 with 4799 viewsdistortR

Pate on 18:56 - May 12 by Boston



fair do's, i stand corrected!
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Pate on 20:22 - May 12 with 4752 viewsPhildo

Can’t believe the thread has got this far and mackerel has not gotten a mention
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Pate on 20:32 - May 12 with 4738 viewsBoston

Pate on 20:22 - May 12 by Phildo

Can’t believe the thread has got this far and mackerel has not gotten a mention


OK...mackerel.

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Pate on 20:57 - May 12 with 4708 viewsPunteR

Pate on 20:32 - May 12 by Boston

OK...mackerel.


We should have extended his contract.

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Pate on 21:01 - May 12 with 4698 viewsloftboy

I love Ardennes patè on cold toast

favourite cheese mature Cheddar. FFS there is no such thing as the EPL
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Pate on 00:58 - May 13 with 4601 viewstimcocking

Certainly looks strange without the acute...

Ps Is that what it's called? I forget.
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Pate on 06:15 - May 13 with 4562 viewsHanoi_r2017

Pate? I think you just spelt meat paste incorrectly

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Pate on 06:45 - May 13 with 4545 viewsDannyPaddox

Pate on 20:22 - May 12 by Phildo

Can’t believe the thread has got this far and mackerel has not gotten a mention


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Pate on 10:12 - May 13 with 4483 viewsMick_S

Pate on 06:15 - May 13 by Hanoi_r2017

Pate? I think you just spelt meat paste incorrectly




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