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Good luck Saturday Konky Big Nose and The Tarquins! 12:33 - May 24 with 13116 views18StoneOfHoop

Bend down..vaseline out.. Come On Cottagers!
Do it for Bubbles!




..and remember pre kick-off give 26 Captain Racist Liability and BellEnd's unclean hand a swerve..





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'I'm 18 with a bullet.Got my finger on the trigger,I'm gonna pull it.." Love,Peace and Fook Chelski! More like 20StoneOfHoop now. Let's face it I'm not getting any thinner. Pass the cake and pies please.

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Good luck Saturday Konky Big Nose and The Tarquins! on 16:31 - May 24 with 3458 viewsstevec

Well I hope they don't beat our crowd of 2014 which is still the best supported play off final in history.
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Good luck Saturday Konky Big Nose and The Tarquins! on 16:43 - May 24 with 3435 viewsnix

Good luck Saturday Konky Big Nose and The Tarquins! on 15:28 - May 24 by BostonR

Fulham all the way. Would love Terry to be sent-off in the first 5mins and Fulham put 5 past Villa.


This.

It’s difficult to imagine finding a footballer more irritating than John Terry. Not just the racism, but the entitlement that gets me. Not just the casual racism but the parking in the disabled space, the thinking he can pick and choose matches when he’s being paid EIGHTY THOUSAND pounds a week, the playing around with an ex-teammates wife, the blatant kicking of an opponent in a Champions League semi final and thinking he could get away with it. And then turning up to collect the trophy,

He really, really deserves to lose. And indirectly I resent paying JT because my Sky subscription would partly pay for his ridiculous bonus.

For all those reasons and because I want Fulham to win anyway. Come on you Whites!

And btw we should ban the picking and choosing of matches. Chelsea for instance have so many loan players in other teams that play against everyone else in the division but not them. It could give then even more of an unfair advantage and skew the league positions. But if he can get away with not playing Chelsea because he USED to play for them, that is royally taking the piss.
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Good luck Saturday Konky Big Nose and The Tarquins! on 17:54 - May 24 with 3362 viewsA40Bosh

Good luck Saturday Konky Big Nose and The Tarquins! on 16:43 - May 24 by nix

This.

It’s difficult to imagine finding a footballer more irritating than John Terry. Not just the racism, but the entitlement that gets me. Not just the casual racism but the parking in the disabled space, the thinking he can pick and choose matches when he’s being paid EIGHTY THOUSAND pounds a week, the playing around with an ex-teammates wife, the blatant kicking of an opponent in a Champions League semi final and thinking he could get away with it. And then turning up to collect the trophy,

He really, really deserves to lose. And indirectly I resent paying JT because my Sky subscription would partly pay for his ridiculous bonus.

For all those reasons and because I want Fulham to win anyway. Come on you Whites!

And btw we should ban the picking and choosing of matches. Chelsea for instance have so many loan players in other teams that play against everyone else in the division but not them. It could give then even more of an unfair advantage and skew the league positions. But if he can get away with not playing Chelsea because he USED to play for them, that is royally taking the piss.


"But if he can get away with not playing Chelsea because he USED to play for them, that is royally taking the piss."

And that shows the total arrogance of the coooonnt. Anyone else would keep schtum and then the manager and the player can plan some minor injury if it means that much to the player - but no they have to make an issue of it when they are not even promoted.

Common Fulham, batter the bejaysus out of them so we can make him look sh @te again next term!

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Good luck Saturday Konky Big Nose and The Tarquins! on 18:09 - May 24 with 3344 viewsMetallica_Hoop

I know a fair few Fulham fans and have offered them all my best wishes for Saturday.

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Good luck Saturday Konky Big Nose and The Tarquins! on 18:18 - May 24 with 3326 viewsloftboy

Fulham all the way for me, I hope Terry gets kicked so hard in the nuts he becomes a eunach

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Good luck Saturday Konky Big Nose and The Tarquins! on 18:34 - May 24 with 3293 viewsted_hendrix

I'm totally indifferent as to who wins, couldn't give a toss about both clubs.

My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.

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Good luck Saturday Konky Big Nose and The Tarquins! on 18:57 - May 24 with 3264 viewsToast_R

Fulham should smash Villa 3-0 I reckon.
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Good luck Saturday Konky Big Nose and The Tarquins! on 20:10 - May 24 with 3204 viewsBlackCrowe

Fulham please.

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Good luck Saturday Konky Big Nose and The Tarquins! on 20:53 - May 24 with 3156 viewsonlyrinmoray

Fulham for me As an 8year old I was a Fulham fan My fathers team He died when I was 14 then I sort of drifted. Watched Wealdstone for a while then discovered QPR Its been a breeze since then Johnny Haynes was my hero Ive got a photo next to his statue
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Good luck Saturday Konky Big Nose and The Tarquins! on 21:03 - May 24 with 3139 viewsTacticalR

The thing about Fulham is that they have a consistent style. I can't remember another team at Loftus Road that played out from the back but starting from so deep. They never go long from the keeper.

Villa seem more like a conventional Championship side.

I would say Fulham deserve it more for sticking with their style, but as we know anything can happen at Wembley.

Air hostess clique

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Good luck Saturday Konky Big Nose and The Tarquins! on 21:26 - May 24 with 3112 viewsLongsufferingR

Good luck Saturday Konky Big Nose and The Tarquins! on 13:58 - May 24 by LunarJetman

So would we all prefer losing Robinson if Fulham went up or keeping him and Villa go up instead?


I always presumed they'd have him if they didn't go up. If they went up, they'd probably set their sights a bit higher.

Anyway, Here's hoping Villa head into injury time 1-0 up, then you know who scores an own goal to take it into extra time, then misses the deciding penalty and cries on the pitch. Again.
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Good luck Saturday Konky Big Nose and The Tarquins! on 08:11 - May 25 with 2959 viewsDorse

Good luck Saturday Konky Big Nose and The Tarquins! on 20:53 - May 24 by onlyrinmoray

Fulham for me As an 8year old I was a Fulham fan My fathers team He died when I was 14 then I sort of drifted. Watched Wealdstone for a while then discovered QPR Its been a breeze since then Johnny Haynes was my hero Ive got a photo next to his statue


You must have got pelters wearing your red trousers for your first game at Loftus Road.


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Good luck Saturday Konky Big Nose and The Tarquins! on 09:05 - May 25 with 2909 viewsMick_S

Good luck Saturday Konky Big Nose and The Tarquins! on 20:53 - May 24 by onlyrinmoray

Fulham for me As an 8year old I was a Fulham fan My fathers team He died when I was 14 then I sort of drifted. Watched Wealdstone for a while then discovered QPR Its been a breeze since then Johnny Haynes was my hero Ive got a photo next to his statue


Any excuse.


Did I ever mention that I was in Minder?

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Good luck Saturday Konky Big Nose and The Tarquins! on 09:24 - May 25 with 2880 viewsMrSheen

Back to the original post, did anyone see everyone's second favourite Fulham fan as Jeremy Thorpe on Sunday? Fantastic entertainment, episode two this weekend. If you missed it, catch it on iPlayer, can't recommend it highly enough.

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Good luck Saturday Konky Big Nose and The Tarquins! on 09:32 - May 25 with 2858 views2Thomas2Bowles

Good luck Saturday Konky Big Nose and The Tarquins! on 09:24 - May 25 by MrSheen

Back to the original post, did anyone see everyone's second favourite Fulham fan as Jeremy Thorpe on Sunday? Fantastic entertainment, episode two this weekend. If you missed it, catch it on iPlayer, can't recommend it highly enough.



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Good luck Saturday Konky Big Nose and The Tarquins! on 09:37 - May 25 with 2853 viewsBazzaInTheLoft

Good luck Saturday Konky Big Nose and The Tarquins! on 09:24 - May 25 by MrSheen

Back to the original post, did anyone see everyone's second favourite Fulham fan as Jeremy Thorpe on Sunday? Fantastic entertainment, episode two this weekend. If you missed it, catch it on iPlayer, can't recommend it highly enough.



My Dad used to own a garage at Turnham Green in those days, and Mr Thorpe was a regular customer but was really indiscreet with both his homosexuality and drug taking. Brave.

Ironic really that the Liberals (and later LDs) had a gay leader in 1974 but a anti gay leader in 2017 but call themselves progressives.
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Good luck Saturday Konky Big Nose and The Tarquins! on 09:40 - May 25 with 2847 viewsstevec

Good luck Saturday Konky Big Nose and The Tarquins! on 09:24 - May 25 by MrSheen

Back to the original post, did anyone see everyone's second favourite Fulham fan as Jeremy Thorpe on Sunday? Fantastic entertainment, episode two this weekend. If you missed it, catch it on iPlayer, can't recommend it highly enough.



Oh god, forgot about him and his allegiance.

I'm sorry but as far as I'm concerned Notting Hill, Love Actually, Four Weddings and About a Boy puts him as far down the sewer as JT.

Adomah, with a last minute left footer off a misplaced clearance will do it for me. Go on the Villa.

PS He is eerily good as Jeremy Thorpe, i'll give you that.
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Good luck Saturday Konky Big Nose and The Tarquins! on 10:03 - May 25 with 2817 viewsDorse

Good luck Saturday Konky Big Nose and The Tarquins! on 09:37 - May 25 by BazzaInTheLoft

My Dad used to own a garage at Turnham Green in those days, and Mr Thorpe was a regular customer but was really indiscreet with both his homosexuality and drug taking. Brave.

Ironic really that the Liberals (and later LDs) had a gay leader in 1974 but a anti gay leader in 2017 but call themselves progressives.
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Turnham Green: home of the Incredible Hulk

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Good luck Saturday Konky Big Nose and The Tarquins! on 10:37 - May 25 with 2783 viewsMrSheen

Good luck Saturday Konky Big Nose and The Tarquins! on 09:37 - May 25 by BazzaInTheLoft

My Dad used to own a garage at Turnham Green in those days, and Mr Thorpe was a regular customer but was really indiscreet with both his homosexuality and drug taking. Brave.

Ironic really that the Liberals (and later LDs) had a gay leader in 1974 but a anti gay leader in 2017 but call themselves progressives.
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I'd heard of cottaging, but not garaging. Ahhh, that petrol smell.
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Good luck Saturday Konky Big Nose and The Tarquins! on 11:22 - May 25 with 2743 views18StoneOfHoop

Good luck Saturday Konky Big Nose and The Tarquins! on 09:37 - May 25 by BazzaInTheLoft

My Dad used to own a garage at Turnham Green in those days, and Mr Thorpe was a regular customer but was really indiscreet with both his homosexuality and drug taking. Brave.

Ironic really that the Liberals (and later LDs) had a gay leader in 1974 but a anti gay leader in 2017 but call themselves progressives.
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Good accurate correct analysis post ,Bazza.

Thorpe, it now seems clear,seems to have taken as many chances with his own sexual proclivities and tendencies as Wilfrid Brambell (Steptoe) who preferred for cottaging the underground toilet on Shepherds Bush Green by the war memorial apparently/allegedly. "You dirty,dirty,dirty old man.."


My Dad was a lifelong Liberal activist and won 3,500 votes as candidate in Deep Blue Kensington in 1979. The Thorpe scandal really hit them hard just when there were soon in the offing lefty progressive consensus/compromise/coalition opportunities such as the Lib-Lab pact.
And don't talk to me about the education fees U-turn..
I'll never vote for them again..
Oh Jeremy Corbyn Bobby Zamora it is then..

*sigh*

Will have to watch the 3 episodes on I-Player.

Dreadful in west Indian and paddy lite Richard Curtis bourgeoise fantasy Notting Hill,Old Latimerian Hughie - great in Paddington 2 as well - is getting better and better with this acting lark, innee?
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'I'm 18 with a bullet.Got my finger on the trigger,I'm gonna pull it.." Love,Peace and Fook Chelski! More like 20StoneOfHoop now. Let's face it I'm not getting any thinner. Pass the cake and pies please.

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Good luck Saturday Konky Big Nose and The Tarquins! on 13:29 - May 25 with 2650 viewsMick_S

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-birmingham-44238026/aston-villa-fan-9-wi

Lovely story, but watch your pocket money, young man.

Did I ever mention that I was in Minder?

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Good luck Saturday Konky Big Nose and The Tarquins! on 17:25 - May 25 with 2590 viewsonlyrinmoray

Good luck Saturday Konky Big Nose and The Tarquins! on 08:11 - May 25 by Dorse

You must have got pelters wearing your red trousers for your first game at Loftus Road.



Nah I'm from Northolt definitely not red trousers territory My ol Dad was from Ealing Broadway so that maybe explains the Fulham connection bit posher there in my day anyway
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Good luck Saturday Konky Big Nose and The Tarquins! on 11:01 - May 26 with 2436 viewsterryb

I'm certainly in the Fulham camp:-

1) Fulham are the better footballing team.
2) Tommy Docherty, Ron Saunders, John Terry. I'm not certain which one of those I detest the most!
3) The West Midlands police drawing their batons to stop us celebrating on the pitch with the players in 1968.
4) Two less games to be moved for Sky next season!
5) Konk.
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Good luck Saturday Konky Big Nose and The Tarquins! on 12:46 - May 26 with 2368 viewsDannyPaddox

Good luck Saturday Konky Big Nose and The Tarquins! on 09:24 - May 25 by MrSheen

Back to the original post, did anyone see everyone's second favourite Fulham fan as Jeremy Thorpe on Sunday? Fantastic entertainment, episode two this weekend. If you missed it, catch it on iPlayer, can't recommend it highly enough.



First there was Tinder. Then there was Grinder. Now there's a specialised app for red-trousered Fulhamy-jiggery. It's called Trinder.
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Good luck Saturday Konky Big Nose and The Tarquins! on 12:50 - May 26 with 2361 viewsMick_S


Did I ever mention that I was in Minder?

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