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Clive Tyldesley 18:38 - Jun 2 with 4592 viewsTGRRRSSS

"SO England havent conceded a goal from open play in 11 hours"....

Not 30 seconds later...


ON the subject of which we need some sort of game for how often he manages to mention "ManCHESTER United during the World Cup in various games where there is absolutely no reason to do so - which frankly is most of them.
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Clive Tyldesley on 18:52 - Jun 2 with 4545 viewsStanisgod

Apparently Wembley is now in NORTH London! Eh

It's being so happy that keeps me going.

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Clive Tyldesley on 18:59 - Jun 2 with 4530 views2Thomas2Bowles

Well, at least this has shown that England has no chance in the World Cup for anyone that thought otherwise.

NGR by far the better team 2nd half

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Clive Tyldesley on 19:27 - Jun 2 with 4474 viewsdistortR

Clive Tyldesley on 18:59 - Jun 2 by 2Thomas2Bowles

Well, at least this has shown that England has no chance in the World Cup for anyone that thought otherwise.

NGR by far the better team 2nd half


they are there, they have a chance.

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Clive Tyldesley on 08:14 - Jun 3 with 4056 viewsBlackCrowe

A month of Tyldesley and Hoddle coming up. Gimme strength oh lord.

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Clive Tyldesley on 10:47 - Jun 3 with 3908 viewssmegma

Clive Tyldesley on 18:52 - Jun 2 by Stanisgod

Apparently Wembley is now in NORTH London! Eh


Well it isn't in south London. So where is it then ??
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Clive Tyldesley on 13:08 - Jun 3 with 3800 viewskensalriser

Clive Tyldesley on 10:47 - Jun 3 by smegma

Well it isn't in south London. So where is it then ??


Middlesex?

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Clive Tyldesley on 13:23 - Jun 3 with 3781 viewsStanisgod

Clive Tyldesley on 10:47 - Jun 3 by smegma

Well it isn't in south London. So where is it then ??


HA postcode. Make up your own mind but it certainly isn't North.

It's being so happy that keeps me going.

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Clive Tyldesley on 13:28 - Jun 3 with 3771 viewseghamranger

Clive Tyldesley on 13:23 - Jun 3 by Stanisgod

HA postcode. Make up your own mind but it certainly isn't North.


North west London.
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Clive Tyldesley on 14:03 - Jun 3 with 3706 viewsAshdown_Ranger

Clive Tyldesley on 13:23 - Jun 3 by Stanisgod

HA postcode. Make up your own mind but it certainly isn't North.


It is where it is...



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Clive Tyldesley on 14:45 - Jun 3 with 3647 viewsStanisgod

Clive Tyldesley on 14:03 - Jun 3 by Ashdown_Ranger

It is where it is...





That's too black and white. You need to sub divide properly. North West it is

It's being so happy that keeps me going.

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Clive Tyldesley on 20:08 - Jun 3 with 3502 viewsconnell10

Tyldesley your a c unt, Tyldesley , Tyldesley your a c unt! W anker!

AND WHEN I DREAM , I DREAM ABOUT YOU AND WHEN I SCREAM I SCREAM ABOUT YOU!!!!!
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Clive Tyldesley on 20:49 - Jun 3 with 3465 viewsCroydonCaptJack

Clive Tyldesley on 18:59 - Jun 2 by 2Thomas2Bowles

Well, at least this has shown that England has no chance in the World Cup for anyone that thought otherwise.

NGR by far the better team 2nd half


And England far far better in the first
I don't think you'll find many of us think we have a chance anyway but I thought we were excellent in the first half and hopefully he will have learnt something from the second so a useful outing for a change.
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Clive Tyldesley on 21:05 - Jun 3 with 3437 viewsBoston

Clive Tyldesley on 13:08 - Jun 3 by kensalriser

Middlesex?


...as is much of London.

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Clive Tyldesley on 21:17 - Jun 3 with 3414 viewsBoston

Clive Tyldesley on 13:23 - Jun 3 by Stanisgod

HA postcode. Make up your own mind but it certainly isn't North.


Next stop out after Wembley Park on the Jubilee line, Kingsbury, London NW9. The postal codes defined by large sorting offices, Harrow (HA), being big enough to cover a wider area than itself. Strangely, even location within the same London Borough (of Brent), did not steer the administrative pencil with the demarcation of letter delivery responsibilities.

And of course, HA is part of the London Borough of Harrow.

Fooozed.
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Clive Tyldesley on 21:41 - Jun 3 with 3375 viewssmegma

Clive Tyldesley on 13:28 - Jun 3 by eghamranger

North west London.


So the clue is in the bit called North then ???


Newcastle isn't up north either.
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Clive Tyldesley on 01:55 - Jun 4 with 3231 viewsBoston

Clive Tyldesley on 21:41 - Jun 3 by smegma

So the clue is in the bit called North then ???


Newcastle isn't up north either.


Not if you’re in Berwick.

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Clive Tyldesley on 09:25 - Jun 4 with 3074 viewsPlanetHonneywood

I believe it to be in the northern most reaches of Kublai Khan’s Fulham empire.

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Clive Tyldesley on 21:07 - Jun 4 with 2806 viewsDylanP

Clive Tyldesley on 18:59 - Jun 2 by 2Thomas2Bowles

Well, at least this has shown that England has no chance in the World Cup for anyone that thought otherwise.

NGR by far the better team 2nd half


"NGR by far the better team"

Err .... are you talking about the team that lost or the team that won?

Coz, in my limited knowledge of the game, it is the team that wins the game that is the actual winner and the team that loses is actually the loser. If I remember correctly, they don't award style points in football; it only matters how many times the ball hits the back of the net. I think that England scored more goals, so that makes them the winner.

Please feel free to correct me if any of that is incorrect.

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Clive Tyldesley on 22:18 - Jun 4 with 2771 viewssmegma

Clive Tyldesley on 21:07 - Jun 4 by DylanP

"NGR by far the better team"

Err .... are you talking about the team that lost or the team that won?

Coz, in my limited knowledge of the game, it is the team that wins the game that is the actual winner and the team that loses is actually the loser. If I remember correctly, they don't award style points in football; it only matters how many times the ball hits the back of the net. I think that England scored more goals, so that makes them the winner.

Please feel free to correct me if any of that is incorrect.


Except when the USA beat England 1-1 in South Africa 2010
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Clive Tyldesley on 22:34 - Jun 4 with 2759 viewssmegma

Clive Tyldesley on 01:55 - Jun 4 by Boston

Not if you’re in Berwick.


Berwicks in a foreign country.
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Clive Tyldesley on 13:21 - Jun 5 with 2649 viewsrrrspricey

Clive Tyldesley on 20:08 - Jun 3 by connell10

Tyldesley your a c unt, Tyldesley , Tyldesley your a c unt! W anker!


Couldn’t agree more. Drive me round the bend with the inane bollox he spouts during his commentary.

That and the fact he can’t mention scum’s no 10 without calling him by his full name…just use Hazard ffs
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Clive Tyldesley on 14:02 - Jun 5 with 2609 viewsNorthernr

Positives - his compulsive need to crowbar irrelevant Man Utd references into every match can turn into an interesting drinking game and enliven boring matches.

No Wayne Rooney this time, so we'll at least be spared the sound of a middle aged man delivering a commentary rim job to a fat hairy lad.
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Clive Tyldesley on 15:21 - Jun 5 with 2547 viewskensalriser

Clive Tyldesley on 22:34 - Jun 4 by smegma

Berwicks in a foreign country.


Only if you're not in England.

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Clive Tyldesley on 04:33 - Jun 6 with 2410 viewsPlanetHonneywood

Clive Tyldesley on 14:02 - Jun 5 by Northernr

Positives - his compulsive need to crowbar irrelevant Man Utd references into every match can turn into an interesting drinking game and enliven boring matches.

No Wayne Rooney this time, so we'll at least be spared the sound of a middle aged man delivering a commentary rim job to a fat hairy lad.


Maybe hard to monitor, but interesting!

While commenting on England games referring to:

1. MUFC - 1 point
2. Rooney- 1 point
3. Hart - 1 point
4. Penalties curse - 2 points
5. Roman Abramovich - 2 points
6. Vodka- 2 points
7. Coffee (Costa Rica) - 3 points
8. Canal(s) (Panama) - 3 points
9. Arab not African (Tunisia) - 4 points
10. Iceland during England games - 5 points
11. Kane’s weight - 5 points
12. Iron curtain - 7 points
13. Gulags/Russian Imperialism - 10 points
13. Any QPR related reference- 15 points.

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Clive Tyldesley on 16:44 - Jun 7 with 2209 viewsPinnerPaul

He is very sceptical about VAR though - so not all bad!
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