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Twenty minutes so far.... 12:22 - Jul 18 with 5469 viewsloftboy

Stuck in a customers lift, it’s like a frigging sauna

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Twenty minutes so far.... on 12:33 - Jul 18 with 3831 viewsenfieldargh

are you on your own?

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Twenty minutes so far.... on 12:48 - Jul 18 with 3785 viewsloftboy

Yep, the company has managed to open the doors by a few inches and given me some food and water, going to be here a while yet

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Twenty minutes so far.... on 12:57 - Jul 18 with 3750 viewsMick_S

Twenty minutes so far.... on 12:48 - Jul 18 by loftboy

Yep, the company has managed to open the doors by a few inches and given me some food and water, going to be here a while yet


Rangers fans are known for getting stuck in lifts. Don't worry, it all ends well.


Did I ever mention that I was in Minder?

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Twenty minutes so far.... on 12:58 - Jul 18 with 3742 viewsPlanetHonneywood

BREAKING NEWS:

We're just receiving news that the 15 minutes of fame enjoyed by the Thai kids trapped in a cave, is over. Reuters are reporting that a man is trapped in a lift in London.

We'll bring you more news as we get. And now Clive with the sport...

Thanks Fiona. Queens Park Rangers have...

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Twenty minutes so far.... on 12:59 - Jul 18 with 3736 viewsR_from_afar

That's rough, hope they get you out soon!

PS: I did one of those escape room things recently. Not my thing at all but I didn't have much choice, it was a work team-building event.

RFA

"Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1."

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Twenty minutes so far.... on 13:12 - Jul 18 with 3669 viewsloftboy

Engineers have arrived and can’t get it moving!!

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Twenty minutes so far.... on 13:32 - Jul 18 with 3610 viewsEsox_Lucius

Twenty minutes so far.... on 13:12 - Jul 18 by loftboy

Engineers have arrived and can’t get it moving!!


Sennacot!

The grass is always greener.

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Twenty minutes so far.... on 13:32 - Jul 18 with 3610 viewshopphoops

Call Elon Musk.

A magnificent football club, the love of our lives, finding a way to finally have its day in the sun.
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Twenty minutes so far.... on 13:32 - Jul 18 with 3607 viewsAshdown_Ranger

Twenty minutes so far.... on 13:12 - Jul 18 by loftboy

Engineers have arrived and can’t get it moving!!


I bet they're Fulham fans...

Better hope the don't start chanting "Going down, going down, going down..."

;)
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Twenty minutes so far.... on 13:35 - Jul 18 with 3586 viewsMick_S


Did I ever mention that I was in Minder?

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Twenty minutes so far.... on 13:40 - Jul 18 with 3556 viewsloftboy

Nearly two hours now, !! Glad I’m not claustrophobic

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Twenty minutes so far.... on 13:49 - Jul 18 with 3512 viewshubble

If it's any solace, the lifts in the tower block I lived in in the 80s, just off the Harrow Road, used to break down regularly, often with me in one.

My favourite time was when I got stuck with a junkie and an old woman. As usual I could hear people outside saying 'is that the lift alarm again? Yeah. Anyway, what are you having for tea?' In other words totally ignoring it.

During the 2 hours it took the fire brigade to arrive the junkie got increasingly wound up, pacing back and forth, round and round, muttering to himself, ignoring my please for him to stay still for one f*cking second. After about 5 minutes the old woman said to me, I'm sorry love, but I can't hold it any more, and proceeded to squat down and piss in the corner. The junkie seemed oblivious. So there I was, stuck in the lift with a pacing maniac and a puddle of piss. Happy days.
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Twenty minutes so far.... on 13:55 - Jul 18 with 3488 viewshopphoops

something to pass the time; how many QPR people can you find?

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Twenty minutes so far.... on 14:12 - Jul 18 with 3439 viewsloftboy

Manually pumping the lift up an inch at a time!!

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Twenty minutes so far.... on 14:20 - Jul 18 with 3391 viewstoboboly


Sexy Asian dwarves wanted.

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Twenty minutes so far.... on 14:26 - Jul 18 with 3357 viewsted_hendrix

Has Loftboy been freed from the agony of Kone's music to get stuck in a lift with?

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Twenty minutes so far.... on 14:27 - Jul 18 with 3349 viewsenfieldargh


captains fantastic
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Twenty minutes so far.... on 14:30 - Jul 18 with 3331 viewsMick_S


Did I ever mention that I was in Minder?

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Twenty minutes so far.... on 14:36 - Jul 18 with 3298 viewshopphoops


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Twenty minutes so far.... on 14:45 - Jul 18 with 3250 viewsBazzaInTheLoft

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Twenty minutes so far.... on 14:53 - Jul 18 with 3222 viewsisawqpratwcity


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Twenty minutes so far.... on 15:23 - Jul 18 with 3139 viewsMick_S


Did I ever mention that I was in Minder?

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Twenty minutes so far.... on 15:31 - Jul 18 with 3107 viewsBoston

Twenty minutes so far.... on 14:12 - Jul 18 by loftboy

Manually pumping the lift up an inch at a time!!


For future reference, call Schindler’s Lift,well known for getting people out of tight situations.
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Twenty minutes so far.... on 15:41 - Jul 18 with 3060 viewsElHoop

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Twenty minutes so far.... on 15:41 - Jul 18 with 3052 viewsLblock


Cherish and enjoy life.... this ain't no dress rehearsal

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