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Peter Crouch returning to QPR 13:19 - Sep 10 with 3608 viewsbosh67

Probably not but a lovely article. Apparently his new book is completely bonkers and hilarious .

http://www.itv.com/news/london/2018-09-10/ex-spurs-and-liverpool-striker-peter-c

Never knowingly right.
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Peter Crouch returning to QPR on 14:05 - Sep 10 with 3449 viewsBerkoRanger

Bit of a tall order.
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Peter Crouch returning to QPR on 14:11 - Sep 10 with 3424 viewsMick_S

Peter Crouch returning to QPR on 14:05 - Sep 10 by BerkoRanger

Bit of a tall order.


He's tall, he's red, his feet stick out of bed.

Did I ever mention that I was in Minder?

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Peter Crouch returning to QPR on 14:29 - Sep 10 with 3372 viewsA40Bosh

Downloaded it last night.

Won't win any literary awards, but an enjoyable read with light humoured insight in to the stupidity of the modern footballer and their living and spending habits.

As he is so self-deprecating he is so likeable - unlike some of the muppets he writes about.

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Peter Crouch returning to QPR on 14:33 - Sep 10 with 3351 viewsBazzaInTheLoft

Lovely video / article.

It goes against everything I think the club should be doing recruitment and player wise but fvck it, give him a rolling contract.
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Peter Crouch returning to QPR on 14:48 - Sep 10 with 3305 viewsstowmarketrange

The best line I’ve heard him say was a reporter asking him what he’d be if he wasn’t a footballer and he said,”A virgin.”
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Peter Crouch returning to QPR on 15:06 - Sep 10 with 3268 viewssmegma

I will always have time for Crouchy. Top scorer in his only season the season we got relegated, him not giving up at Hillsborough like his colleagues when we shipped 5 goals and he got 2 goals near the end, the story of him crying in the dressing room after being sent off at Crewe and two seasoned players taking the mickey out of him and then putting his hand in his Sky rocket in aid of our/his club.

He will always be welcome at Loftus Road.
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Peter Crouch returning to QPR on 16:31 - Sep 10 with 3094 viewscolinallcars

Peter Crouch returning to QPR on 15:06 - Sep 10 by smegma

I will always have time for Crouchy. Top scorer in his only season the season we got relegated, him not giving up at Hillsborough like his colleagues when we shipped 5 goals and he got 2 goals near the end, the story of him crying in the dressing room after being sent off at Crewe and two seasoned players taking the mickey out of him and then putting his hand in his Sky rocket in aid of our/his club.

He will always be welcome at Loftus Road.


A Forever Rs candidate ?
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Peter Crouch returning to QPR on 17:03 - Sep 10 with 3011 viewsisawqpratwcity

We no longer have the technology to make a shirt with enough hoops for him.

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Peter Crouch returning to QPR on 17:20 - Sep 10 with 2970 viewsrobith

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Peter Crouch returning to QPR on 18:00 - Sep 10 with 2875 viewsrsonist

Typical that of all the old tat we signed in those days we couldn't get the two in Crouch and Defoe that probably would have actually done a job.

Not that it wouldn't have felt tedious and grubby mind.
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Peter Crouch returning to QPR on 00:43 - Sep 11 with 2487 viewstimcocking

Peter Crouch returning to QPR on 16:31 - Sep 10 by colinallcars

A Forever Rs candidate ?


???!!!

What, he hasn't been in it yet? Of course!
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Peter Crouch returning to QPR on 09:03 - Sep 11 with 2341 viewsterryb

Peter Crouch returning to QPR on 00:43 - Sep 11 by timcocking

???!!!

What, he hasn't been in it yet? Of course!


I think you will find that nobody is in it until they have retired from playing.
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Peter Crouch returning to QPR on 22:33 - Sep 11 with 2030 viewsDorse

Peter Crouch returning to QPR on 09:03 - Sep 11 by terryb

I think you will find that nobody is in it until they have retired from playing.


Well, in that case, (insert name of player having a poor run of form) should be a shoe-in!

Ba-dum-tish!

Thank you very much, ladies and gentlemen, I 'm here all week etc etc

'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'

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Peter Crouch returning to QPR on 23:06 - Sep 11 with 1992 viewsstowmarketrange

Peter Crouch returning to QPR on 09:03 - Sep 11 by terryb

I think you will find that nobody is in it until they have retired from playing.


Maybe we should take a leaf out of moan utd’s book and present him on the pitch during the half time break when we play them at our place this season?
He will probably only be on the subs bench anyway.
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Peter Crouch returning to QPR on 00:48 - Sep 12 with 1944 viewstimcocking

Peter Crouch returning to QPR on 17:20 - Sep 10 by robith



What a bunch of overpaid pr!cks.
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