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LfW Confessions 00:21 - Feb 23 with 6544 viewsBazzaInTheLoft

I don't know what playing the percentages means....
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LfW Confessions on 00:46 - Feb 23 with 4720 viewsnumptydumpty

Is it cutting your losses or playing in the diamond formation !!!

Ask the gaffer after he has assessed our possession ratios and number of shots ending up in row Z

Remember its a game of two halves though......

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LfW Confessions on 00:58 - Feb 23 with 4711 viewsDannyPaddox

I don't know what the pundits are referring to when they speak of a turnover in play. Unless someone's lobbed an apple-based pastry onto the pitch. And that would incur a fine no?

I know pundit comes from the Hindi word pandit which means wise person. Paul Ince, Robbie Savage, Jamie 'Spit the Dog' Carragher wise men - fooook off!
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LfW Confessions on 01:49 - Feb 23 with 4686 viewstimcocking

Taking the safe option when it's unlikely to yield great success.

Instead of trying to beat a player using a trick, playing the percentages would be knocking it back to a defender instead for example.

I would imagine it's derived from poker? They all go around knowing the percentages of the other guy drawing a flush or what have you, typically no sense making bets which have a low percentile chance of succeeding.
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LfW Confessions on 03:54 - Feb 23 with 4667 viewssilky

I know nothing about Politics.

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LfW Confessions on 06:07 - Feb 23 with 4643 viewsBazzaInTheLoft

LfW Confessions on 03:54 - Feb 23 by silky

I know nothing about Politics.


Me neither.

The key is to be as obnoxious as possible and then no one questions you.
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LfW Confessions on 06:42 - Feb 23 with 4626 viewsloftboy

My mates once convinced me that you could see the Eiffel Tower from a hill in Newbury!!

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LfW Confessions on 08:14 - Feb 23 with 4569 viewsKonk

I’m in my 40’s and until recently, I thought throw-ins were throw-ons. I need to find out whether this is something I picked-up from my Dad, and if so, is he still referring to throw-ons in his mid-70’s?

My tactical understanding of football hasn’t really evolved since I was about eight, so I’m not certain I fully understand what the second ball is. It’s a recent development - I’m sure second balls didn’t exist until about ten years ago. I think a SKY pundit made them up and now every cu nt bangs on about winning the second ball.
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LfW Confessions on 08:25 - Feb 23 with 4551 viewsBlackCrowe

I don't know what Sarri-ball is. Genuinely, and would like to know.

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LfW Confessions on 08:28 - Feb 23 with 4551 viewsLoftgirl

LfW Confessions on 08:25 - Feb 23 by BlackCrowe

I don't know what Sarri-ball is. Genuinely, and would like to know.


Neither do the Chelsea players.
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LfW Confessions on 08:28 - Feb 23 with 4549 viewsstevec

LfW Confessions on 01:49 - Feb 23 by timcocking

Taking the safe option when it's unlikely to yield great success.

Instead of trying to beat a player using a trick, playing the percentages would be knocking it back to a defender instead for example.

I would imagine it's derived from poker? They all go around knowing the percentages of the other guy drawing a flush or what have you, typically no sense making bets which have a low percentile chance of succeeding.


Good explanation, particularly the last sentence.

Bazza, it’s why, if you were ever thinking of voting for Corbyn, you shouldn’t.
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LfW Confessions on 08:36 - Feb 23 with 4533 viewspeejaybee

LfW Confessions on 06:42 - Feb 23 by loftboy

My mates once convinced me that you could see the Eiffel Tower from a hill in Newbury!!


But not on a Very Foggy day.

If at first you dont succeed, pack up and f**k off home.

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LfW Confessions on 08:40 - Feb 23 with 4521 viewsqprxtc

I know f uck all about anything. I live in a world of fog.
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LfW Confessions on 09:01 - Feb 23 with 4483 viewsDiscodroids

I was asked to join the LFW Frankie Friday MusIc group and was told by my old muckers fredmanrave and Brixton R that i need something called a 'whats app' group??.

i haven't a clue what one is and whether you eat it, f u ck it , smoke it or snort it.

I remind myself more and more everyday of that 'not the 9 oc lock news' high court Judge..

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"...The monkey is never dead, Dealer. The monkey never dies. When you kick him off, he just hides in a corner, waiting his turn."

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LfW Confessions on 09:05 - Feb 23 with 4477 viewssmegma

Playing the 'number 10 role'. What a load of borrocks. It's just a number. Does anyone say 'playing the number 26 role' ?? ****


**** it means you're a racist wife sh*gging scumbag I think.
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LfW Confessions on 09:06 - Feb 23 with 4472 viewsDiscodroids

LfW Confessions on 06:07 - Feb 23 by BazzaInTheLoft

Me neither.

The key is to be as obnoxious as possible and then no one questions you.


I must admit i laughed like cesar romero on nitrous oxide laughing gas when i read this post .

"...The monkey is never dead, Dealer. The monkey never dies. When you kick him off, he just hides in a corner, waiting his turn."

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LfW Confessions on 09:20 - Feb 23 with 4439 viewsEsox_Lucius

Second ball is what you check for after being closely marked by Vinnie Jones in the penalty area.

The grass is always greener.

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LfW Confessions on 09:25 - Feb 23 with 4424 viewsDiscodroids

I always used to think that the Football phrase 'running the Channels', a favourite of Brian Marwood , was code for 'A striker that couldn't score in a hellbanianz East Ham Knocking shop with a £50 note wrappred round his cock'.

"...The monkey is never dead, Dealer. The monkey never dies. When you kick him off, he just hides in a corner, waiting his turn."

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LfW Confessions on 09:30 - Feb 23 with 4419 viewsPommyhoop

LfW Confessions on 09:01 - Feb 23 by Discodroids

I was asked to join the LFW Frankie Friday MusIc group and was told by my old muckers fredmanrave and Brixton R that i need something called a 'whats app' group??.

i haven't a clue what one is and whether you eat it, f u ck it , smoke it or snort it.

I remind myself more and more everyday of that 'not the 9 oc lock news' high court Judge..

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Get on it Disco...
I'm on there wowing everyone with my encyclopedic knowledge of Prog House
or is it Filthy Acid.
Just get on the app store on your phone and get WhatsApp then follow instructions....
My confession is I miss watching the ladies Kabadi every Sunday at Southall rec..
Can't get it anywhere over here..

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LfW Confessions on 09:42 - Feb 23 with 4398 viewsDiscodroids

LfW Confessions on 09:30 - Feb 23 by Pommyhoop

Get on it Disco...
I'm on there wowing everyone with my encyclopedic knowledge of Prog House
or is it Filthy Acid.
Just get on the app store on your phone and get WhatsApp then follow instructions....
My confession is I miss watching the ladies Kabadi every Sunday at Southall rec..
Can't get it anywhere over here..


Gods Holy Trousers! pommy's Back!. How you been Leon!.

"...The monkey is never dead, Dealer. The monkey never dies. When you kick him off, he just hides in a corner, waiting his turn."

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LfW Confessions on 09:47 - Feb 23 with 4382 viewsPommyhoop

LfW Confessions on 09:42 - Feb 23 by Discodroids

Gods Holy Trousers! pommy's Back!. How you been Leon!.


Nay to bad Glen my friend...
Nay to bad at all...

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LfW Confessions on 09:50 - Feb 23 with 4375 viewsCroydonCaptJack

We are still waiting for the software update that let's us do any of those things Disco!!
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LfW Confessions on 09:51 - Feb 23 with 4371 viewsDiscodroids

LfW Confessions on 09:47 - Feb 23 by Pommyhoop

Nay to bad Glen my friend...
Nay to bad at all...


Good to have you back mate.

I better sort out this whats app thngy now i know what one is. It's a bastard getting old..
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"...The monkey is never dead, Dealer. The monkey never dies. When you kick him off, he just hides in a corner, waiting his turn."

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LfW Confessions on 09:53 - Feb 23 with 4358 viewsDiscodroids

LfW Confessions on 09:50 - Feb 23 by CroydonCaptJack

We are still waiting for the software update that let's us do any of those things Disco!!
[Post edited 23 Feb 2019 10:33]



"...The monkey is never dead, Dealer. The monkey never dies. When you kick him off, he just hides in a corner, waiting his turn."

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LfW Confessions on 09:54 - Feb 23 with 4359 viewsessextaxiboy

On the golf course its deciding to lay up after duffing 10 approach shots into the pond guarding the green ...
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LfW Confessions on 10:04 - Feb 23 with 4334 viewsPunteR

Im still in bed

Occasional providers of half decent House music.

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