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Dog Shít 19:49 - Jun 12 with 4239 viewsFredManRave

Unfortunately my Mother-In-Law passed away late last year and we decided to take in her dog who is a gorgeous, loving though rather scatty cross breed. Fortunately he gets on well with the family dog and all is great except for one messy detail.

You guessed it, he pisses and shíts in the house. Can be anywhere upstairs or downstairs. He was never properly house trained with the MIL because she had no garden (he used to go in an open air non used garage) so in his mind it's acceptable to do his business on "hard" floors.

So does anybody have any suggestions on how to retrain the little shít to do his business in the garden. We leave him outside sometimes for hours on end and then he comes indoors and will run straight upstairs and crap in one of the bedrooms, almost as if to wind me up on purpose!

I've tried the shoving his nose in it and scolding him and leaving him outside for hours but it's just not working and I'm certainly not going to hit him as some have suggested.

So any suggestions or ideas on this messy situation would be greatly appreciated...

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Dog Shít on 19:51 - Jun 12 with 3076 viewsloftboy

Not a great expert but will the praise and treat method work?

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Dog Shít on 20:04 - Jun 12 with 3010 viewsMedwayR

Set an example, start shitting in the garden yourself and he’ll soon get the idea

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Dog Shít on 20:12 - Jun 12 with 2984 viewsNoDiddley

On a lighter note.
I love dogs had one as a kid, but today all I see is people walking around with shit bags in their hand waiting for the pooch to drop one on the pavement. Dogs are meant to be 'trained' by command, just look at guide/police dogs but i'm not sure about the shitting stakes.
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Dog Shít on 15:39 - Jun 13 with 2562 viewsMick_S

Fred - it won't link, but have a look at the Blue Cross site regarding non-house trained dogs. Seems pretty sensible.

Now if anyone has any advice on how I can re-programme my dog to not think he is half kangaroo, that would be lovely.

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Dog Shít on 17:10 - Jun 13 with 2438 viewsNorthernr

Dog Shít on 20:04 - Jun 12 by MedwayR

Set an example, start shitting in the garden yourself and he’ll soon get the idea


Bastard. This made me do an enormous belly laugh out loud on the train.

We had this problem with a dog we got from a rescue shelter when we were kids. Mum heard about this method where you bought an air horn (dogs fcking hate them) and give it a blast at the dog every time you catch it doing something you don't like, and they stop doing it because they don't like the horn. So we got this fcking huge thing, the sort they stick on the top of ships, that you could hear at the end of the road when it went off. And so began 10 years of my mum sounding off like a cross channel ferry over random piles of dog sht.

Mutt died of old age in the end, completely deaf and still pissing and shitting wherever it wanted.
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Dog Shít on 17:30 - Jun 13 with 2389 viewsBrianMcCarthy

I minded my sister's labrador pup last autumn. The thing pisses everywhere. Sometimes because it needs to, sometimes because it feels like it, sometimes because it's excited, sometimes because, well, because it can.

The high point of my weekend with Casey was the discovery that many women automatically think that a man walking a dog is automatically a lovely fella. The low point happened on the Sunday morning.

Awoken at 6 a.m. by his incessant barking, I opened the bathroom door and was confronted by Sigourney Weaver's Ghostbusters flat. There was slime absolutely everywhere. I have no idea how much excrement and urine could have come out of such a little puppy.

It took me half an hour to clean up the bathroom, whereupon I needed a shower. Casey and his bed were put into the living room while I scrubbed myself clean. Then I stepped out of the shower, fully refreshed. Stepped into a puddle. A huge puddle.

Confused, I looked around, to be greeted by a wagging tail and two happy doe-eyes. Proud doe-eyes. Casey had broken out of the living room, into the bathroom and had deposited a small ocean of piss where I was now standing.

So I had another shower. My second of the day. And all before 7 a.m.

Casey is still alive.

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Dog Shít on 17:40 - Jun 13 with 2356 views2Thomas2Bowles

Treats is the only way, like most training.

Dogs are the same as 2 year olds
Leaving it out for hours is cruel as is rubbing his nose in it, would you do that to a 2-year-old?
I'm in a wheelchair and have 2 dogs and managed to train them.
Frankly, the way you are going on you should not have a dog.
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Dog Shít on 17:50 - Jun 13 with 2333 viewsFredManRave

Dog Shít on 17:40 - Jun 13 by 2Thomas2Bowles

Treats is the only way, like most training.

Dogs are the same as 2 year olds
Leaving it out for hours is cruel as is rubbing his nose in it, would you do that to a 2-year-old?
I'm in a wheelchair and have 2 dogs and managed to train them.
Frankly, the way you are going on you should not have a dog.
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Frankly, the way you go on you should not have access to the internet.

As for your advice, thanks, I'm gonna give it a try....

I'll give you some smarties if you quit the internet...

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Dog Shít on 17:51 - Jun 13 with 2329 viewsFredManRave

Dog Shít on 20:04 - Jun 12 by MedwayR

Set an example, start shitting in the garden yourself and he’ll soon get the idea


Got the wife on the case. I'll let you know how it turns out, so to speak.

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Dog Shít (n/t) on 17:53 - Jun 13 with 2315 views2Thomas2Bowles

Dog Shít on 17:50 - Jun 13 by FredManRave

Frankly, the way you go on you should not have access to the internet.

As for your advice, thanks, I'm gonna give it a try....

I'll give you some smarties if you quit the internet...


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Dog Shít on 17:56 - Jun 13 with 2312 viewsFredManRave

Dog Shít (n/t) on 17:53 - Jun 13 by 2Thomas2Bowles

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Damn. Not working.

Ok some smarties and some flumps...

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Dog Shít (n/t) on 17:58 - Jun 13 with 2290 views2Thomas2Bowles

Dog Shít on 17:56 - Jun 13 by FredManRave

Damn. Not working.

Ok some smarties and some flumps...


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Dog Shít on 18:06 - Jun 13 with 2266 viewsFredManRave

Dog Shít (n/t) on 17:58 - Jun 13 by 2Thomas2Bowles

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Impressive consistency talking shite in all your posts.

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Dog Shít (n/t) on 18:13 - Jun 13 with 2236 views2Thomas2Bowles

Dog Shít on 18:06 - Jun 13 by FredManRave

Impressive consistency talking shite in all your posts.

Do you like sherbet?!


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Dog Shít on 18:31 - Jun 13 with 2182 viewsFredManRave

Dog Shít (n/t) on 18:13 - Jun 13 by 2Thomas2Bowles

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A Curly Wurly?!

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Dog Shít on 18:33 - Jun 13 with 2180 viewsNorthernr

I swear to God if a thread about dog sht turns into another row on here I give up.
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Dog Shít on 18:45 - Jun 13 with 2153 viewsBazzaInTheLoft

Dog Shít on 18:33 - Jun 13 by Northernr

I swear to God if a thread about dog sht turns into another row on here I give up.




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Dog Shít on 19:31 - Jun 13 with 2052 viewsFredManRave

Dog Shít on 18:33 - Jun 13 by Northernr

I swear to God if a thread about dog sht turns into another row on here I give up.


You think this is bad, Clive. Yesterday I went to the zoo and the only animal they had there was a dog. It was a Shih Tzu.

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Dog Shít on 20:06 - Jun 13 with 1995 viewsHarrowRoadR

Dog Shít on 20:04 - Jun 12 by MedwayR

Set an example, start shitting in the garden yourself and he’ll soon get the idea


I almost choked when I read that. 😂😂
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Dog Shít on 20:55 - Jun 13 with 1913 viewsWokingR

Dog Shít on 18:33 - Jun 13 by Northernr

I swear to God if a thread about dog sht turns into another row on here I give up.


Oh come on Clive
The season has finished, Game of Thrones has finished, the cricket has been rained off again and there's nothing but women's football on.
Leave me some entertainment, please.
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Dog Shít on 21:15 - Jun 13 with 1873 viewsloftboy

Dog Shít on 20:55 - Jun 13 by WokingR

Oh come on Clive
The season has finished, Game of Thrones has finished, the cricket has been rained off again and there's nothing but women's football on.
Leave me some entertainment, please.


And we all know the women’s football is dog shit ! 😇

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Dog Shít on 21:51 - Jun 13 with 1820 viewssmegma

My tip ?? Get rid.
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Dog Shít on 09:49 - Jun 14 with 1604 viewstimcocking

If it ever comes down to punishment, you're correct hitting certainly isn't required, there are other equally effective ways to discipline a dog without resorting to actual physical violence, much like with a child.

Probably, there's no real shortcut, just scold him immediately and consistently every time he has an accident and actively reward him every time he goes outdoors or something.

If you persevere and succeed, it'll be very good karma for you.
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Dog Shít on 14:06 - Jun 14 with 1480 viewsBazzaInTheLoft

Dog Shít on 09:49 - Jun 14 by timcocking

If it ever comes down to punishment, you're correct hitting certainly isn't required, there are other equally effective ways to discipline a dog without resorting to actual physical violence, much like with a child.

Probably, there's no real shortcut, just scold him immediately and consistently every time he has an accident and actively reward him every time he goes outdoors or something.

If you persevere and succeed, it'll be very good karma for you.


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Dog Shít on 14:17 - Jun 14 with 1450 viewsMick_S

Dog Shít on 14:06 - Jun 14 by BazzaInTheLoft

...and if you do it for a Indian Restaurant owner, it'll be a very good Korma for you.


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