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Famous Last Words 15:35 - Aug 18 with 3036 viewscolinallcars

I suppose the two most famous are King George V who is supposed to have said “Bugger Bognor” and Franco who, when told that the people wanted say goodbye said “Why, where are they going ?”
My favourite is Adam Faith who said “ 'ere, that Channel 5's shit innit? “
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Famous Last Words on 15:45 - Aug 18 with 2283 viewsBazzaInTheLoft

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Donald Trump!!! hahaha, nonsense, take my word he won't even win the GOP Primary, let alone be President, no-one I know is going to vote for him...….BrooklynR.

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Famous Last Words on 15:45 - Aug 18 by BazzaInTheLoft



"It's alright Yoko, that's not a real gu....."

Thanks to Mark Lamarr, Never Mind the Buzzcocks
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Famous Last Words on 17:50 - Aug 18 with 2108 viewsVancouverHoop

Nurse: "Doctor, doctor I think Herr Ibsen is looking much better today!"

Henrik Ibsen: "On the contrary..."
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Famous Last Words on 18:25 - Aug 18 with 2051 viewsLblock

"Do you want ice with that?"
Barman on the Titanic

Here for a good time..... not a long time

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Famous Last Words on 19:36 - Aug 18 with 1964 viewsEsox_Lucius

Emperor Hirohito: "What the hell was that loud bang?"

The grass is always greener.
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Famous Last Words on 19:44 - Aug 18 with 1958 viewsoldmisery

Oscar Wilde's last words supposedly were, 'this wallpaper is terrible, one of us has to go'. Turns out it wasn't the wallpaper.
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Famous Last Words on 20:28 - Aug 18 with 1890 viewsE17hoop

They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance.

General John Sedgwick, talking about Confederate snipers.

It's always noisiest at the shallow end
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Famous Last Words on 20:29 - Aug 18 with 1887 viewsDagenhamSteve

Also like the story that Oscar ordered a bottle of champagne that he knew he couldn't afford but wouldn't have to pay for, and said "I'm dying beyond my means".

I am still Steve but no longer in Dagenham.

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Famous Last Words on 20:30 - Aug 18 with 1874 viewsBazzaInTheLoft

‘Don’t worry it’s only Hoilett’
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Famous Last Words on 21:53 - Aug 18 with 1754 viewsBrianMcCarthy

Brendan Behan, an excommunicated Catholic but religious in his own way, was being treated on his deathbed by a Nun. Waking one last time he said to her "God bless you, Sister. May you be the Mother of a Bishop".

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
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Famous Last Words on 02:27 - Aug 19 with 1595 viewsisawqpratwcity

Famous Last Words on 15:45 - Aug 18 by BazzaInTheLoft



Sorry, Baz, this one just isn't funny. It says to me the gulf in society between those that consider stabbing a ludicrous, highly improbable outcome and those that have little or no compunction against extreme violence.

My plaudit will always go to John Le Mesurier for his "It's all been rather lovely."

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Famous Last Words on 10:00 - Aug 19 with 1424 viewsstowmarketrange

It was George III who said “bugger Bognor.”
Spike Milligan’s “I told you I was Ill “ has to be up there with the best.
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Famous Last Words on 10:02 - Aug 19 with 1423 viewssmegma

Spike Milligans headstone says ' I told you I was ill' but it's written in Gaelic as Rother Council refused to allow it in English. He's buried about 500 yards from Rod Hulls house.
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Famous Last Words on 10:02 - Aug 19 with 1423 viewsFDC

Spike Milligan's epitaph: "I told you I was ill"
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Famous Last Words on 10:03 - Aug 19 with 1420 viewsFDC

Moore: "Do you back him to score quickly? Yes or no?"

Keegan: “Yes”
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Famous Last Words on 10:33 - Aug 19 with 1375 viewspaulparker

Me to my 1st Wife , Saturday morning before the play off final against Cardiff 2003

“ il see you Sunday evening love “

I Saw her the following Wednesday after going on awol on a four day bender of Keith Richards proportions

“I wipe my ass with your feelings.” (Tony Soprano )

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Famous Last Words on 10:49 - Aug 19 with 1359 viewsMick_S



Not on my watch.

Did I ever mention that I was in Minder?
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Famous Last Words on 11:02 - Aug 19 with 1337 viewsHantsR

Famous Last Words on 10:00 - Aug 19 by stowmarketrange

It was George III who said “bugger Bognor.”
Spike Milligan’s “I told you I was Ill “ has to be up there with the best.


I don't think you're correct re Bognor unless you've got some new source? Actually it was me wot coined the phrase when my parents repeatedly took us as a family to Pagham, near Bognor ( not my last words though)

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Famous Last Words on 11:26 - Aug 19 with 1285 viewscyprusmel

Famous Last Words on 10:00 - Aug 19 by stowmarketrange

It was George III who said “bugger Bognor.”
Spike Milligan’s “I told you I was Ill “ has to be up there with the best.


King George V



Old Bognorian
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Famous Last Words on 12:51 - Aug 19 with 1208 viewsR_from_afar

"Wow, I think I'm turning into a god... An emperor should die on his feet."
Vespasian

"Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1."

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Famous Last Words on 13:23 - Aug 19 with 1141 viewsMrSheen

"I am just going outside. I may be some time."
Rod Hull
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Famous Last Words on 13:42 - Aug 19 with 1093 viewsToast_R

This does not f*cking slip now - Steven Gerrard
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Famous Last Words on 20:28 - Aug 18 by E17hoop

They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance.

General John Sedgwick, talking about Confederate snipers.


Ah, the Whitworth Rifle!...proving Great Britain's role in supplying quality arms to dodgy governments for more than 150 years.

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Famous Last Words on 14:12 - Aug 19 with 1051 viewsToast_R

You'll be alright Henry, it was only Gnatts piss anyway...

Lady Diana
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