| I've found something new to keep us warm at football... 15:23 - Jan 14 with 1770 views | Mick_S |
Genius - beard hats. |  |
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| I've found something new to keep us warm at football... on 15:27 - Jan 14 with 1261 views | JacksDad |
Don't need one ... I am so bearded that my old man god rest his soul used to say I could win first prize in a bears bum lookalike contest!
Bald as coot mind .... Double bubble beard? |  | | |
| I've found something new to keep us warm at football... on 16:10 - Jan 14 with 1203 views | Konk |
When my Brother’s father-in-law used to watch his sons play football on cold days, his wife would do him a couple of boiled eggs for when they were going out. He’d stand there watching their games with his hands and the eggs in his pockets until the eggs had cooled down and then he’d eat them for his breakfast. That’s genius for you. [Post edited 14 Jan 16:22]
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| I've found something new to keep us warm at football... on 16:17 - Jan 14 with 1185 views | paesanu |
Tell you what that's a much better idea than with coffee. |  |
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| I've found something new to keep us warm at football... on 10:08 - Jan 15 with 990 views | Mick_S |
I think bottom right might be the bloke from 10 cc. | |
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| I've found something new to keep us warm at football... on 10:48 - Jan 15 with 942 views | Boston |
I can see this selling well in the bank robbing community. | |
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| I've found something new to keep us warm at football... on 10:52 - Jan 15 with 932 views | Metallica_Hoop |
No.2 is
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| I've found something new to keep us warm at football... on 11:12 - Jan 15 with 904 views | Rs_Holy |
It would look great if a number of fans had them in Blue and white :).... (take note QPR Superstore!). |  | | |
| I've found something new to keep us warm at football... on 11:15 - Jan 15 with 897 views | danehoop |
I am just wondering what you were really searching for to find this............ |  |
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| I've found something new to keep us warm at football... on 11:18 - Jan 15 with 897 views | Mick_S |
| I've found something new to keep us warm at football... on 10:52 - Jan 15 by Metallica_Hoop |
No.2 is
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| I've found something new to keep us warm at football... on 11:27 - Jan 15 with 879 views | CroydonCaptJack |
| I've found something new to keep us warm at football... on 11:18 - Jan 15 by Mick_S |
Or:
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| I've found something new to keep us warm at football... on 11:35 - Jan 15 with 865 views | kensalriser |
#4 is the one I want for watching us defend. |  |
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| I've found something new to keep us warm at football... on 11:39 - Jan 15 with 858 views | Mick_S |
| I've found something new to keep us warm at football... on 11:35 - Jan 15 by kensalriser |
#4 is the one I want for watching us defend. |
Yes, it's also favoured by Massive Leeds coaching spies. Keep 'em peeled. | |
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| I've found something new to keep us warm at football... on 11:47 - Jan 15 with 844 views | Konk |
Having a pint at half-time would be horrible through that little mouth hole. You'd have a soggy knitted beard that stunk of stale ale. I was pressganged into being Father Christmas for my son's nursery, and the beard was absolutely minging. It was synthetic, greasy, the mouth hole was about the size of a cat's arsehole, so the beard was all over my lips and kept going in my mouth when I spoke. It also stunk. I won't be buying this product, Mick. | |
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| I've found something new to keep us warm at football... on 11:53 - Jan 15 with 835 views | Mick_S |
| I've found something new to keep us warm at football... on 11:47 - Jan 15 by Konk |
Having a pint at half-time would be horrible through that little mouth hole. You'd have a soggy knitted beard that stunk of stale ale. I was pressganged into being Father Christmas for my son's nursery, and the beard was absolutely minging. It was synthetic, greasy, the mouth hole was about the size of a cat's arsehole, so the beard was all over my lips and kept going in my mouth when I spoke. It also stunk. I won't be buying this product, Mick. |
Unlike your Father Christmas beard, Konk, these are available brand new and previously unworn. On that basis, I'd think again mate. | |
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| I've found something new to keep us warm at football... on 12:00 - Jan 15 with 822 views | Konk |
| I've found something new to keep us warm at football... on 11:53 - Jan 15 by Mick_S |
Unlike your Father Christmas beard, Konk, these are available brand new and previously unworn. On that basis, I'd think again mate. |
True, but the mouth hole is still too small, the wool around the mouth will get soggy, you'll have the horrible taste of wool in your mouth and over time, it will stink. I know you could wash it after every game, but like your old PE kit, it will probably be forgotten about until you need it again, at which point it will stink of stale beer. Minging. | |
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| I've found something new to keep us warm at football... on 12:09 - Jan 15 with 809 views | Mick_S |
| I've found something new to keep us warm at football... on 12:00 - Jan 15 by Konk |
True, but the mouth hole is still too small, the wool around the mouth will get soggy, you'll have the horrible taste of wool in your mouth and over time, it will stink. I know you could wash it after every game, but like your old PE kit, it will probably be forgotten about until you need it again, at which point it will stink of stale beer. Minging. |
Fair enough. Your argument is a strong one. | |
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| I've found something new to keep us warm at football... on 12:14 - Jan 15 with 803 views | CroydonCaptJack |
| I've found something new to keep us warm at football... on 12:00 - Jan 15 by Konk |
True, but the mouth hole is still too small, the wool around the mouth will get soggy, you'll have the horrible taste of wool in your mouth and over time, it will stink. I know you could wash it after every game, but like your old PE kit, it will probably be forgotten about until you need it again, at which point it will stink of stale beer. Minging. |
You won't be investing then? | | | |
| I've found something new to keep us warm at football... on 12:21 - Jan 15 with 794 views | Mick_S |
| I've found something new to keep us warm at football... on 12:14 - Jan 15 by CroydonCaptJack |
You won't be investing then? |
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| I've found something new to keep us warm at football... on 12:23 - Jan 15 with 792 views | Konk |
| I've found something new to keep us warm at football... on 12:14 - Jan 15 by CroydonCaptJack |
You won't be investing then? |
If the mouth hole was bigger and the beard was made out of Tarpaulin with a run-off gulley or something to handle the spilt beer, then I would certainly consider it, but not as things currently stand. | |
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| I've found something new to keep us warm at football... on 12:26 - Jan 15 with 786 views | Mick_S |
| I've found something new to keep us warm at football... on 12:23 - Jan 15 by Konk |
If the mouth hole was bigger and the beard was made out of Tarpaulin with a run-off gulley or something to handle the spilt beer, then I would certainly consider it, but not as things currently stand. |
Ok then, can I interest you in a dog?
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| I've found something new to keep us warm at football... on 12:42 - Jan 15 with 750 views | CroydonCaptJack |
| I've found something new to keep us warm at football... on 12:23 - Jan 15 by Konk |
If the mouth hole was bigger and the beard was made out of Tarpaulin with a run-off gulley or something to handle the spilt beer, then I would certainly consider it, but not as things currently stand. |
Sounds like you are wasting much too much beer Konk. | | | |
| I've found something new to keep us warm at football... on 13:04 - Jan 15 with 710 views | smegma |
| I've found something new to keep us warm at football... on 16:10 - Jan 14 by Konk |
When my Brother’s father-in-law used to watch his sons play football on cold days, his wife would do him a couple of boiled eggs for when they were going out. He’d stand there watching their games with his hands and the eggs in his pockets until the eggs had cooled down and then he’d eat them for his breakfast. That’s genius for you. [Post edited 14 Jan 16:22]
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No Konk, that's downright weird. | | | |
| I've found something new to keep us warm at football... on 13:14 - Jan 15 with 689 views | Konk |
| I've found something new to keep us warm at football... on 12:42 - Jan 15 by CroydonCaptJack |
Sounds like you are wasting much too much beer Konk. |
I'm fine at drinking under normal circumstances, but cut my mouth opening by 50% through the introduction of a woollen beard, and suddenly you're in a world of spillage. Especially with flexing plastic pint pots. If you don't believe me, try it out. | |
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| I've found something new to keep us warm at football... on 13:18 - Jan 15 with 677 views | Konk |
| I've found something new to keep us warm at football... on 13:04 - Jan 15 by smegma |
No Konk, that's downright weird. |
How's that weird? To clarify:
(1) Hard boil a couple of eggs just before you leave for the football
(2) Do not remove the shell
(3) Go to the football, stand in the cold, put your hands in your pockets whilst holding a boiled egg in each hand
(4) Once the eggs have cooled, remove the shell and eat as a nutritious breakfast.
Genius. | |
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| I've found something new to keep us warm at football... on 14:00 - Jan 15 with 633 views | smegma |
| I've found something new to keep us warm at football... on 13:18 - Jan 15 by Konk |
How's that weird? To clarify:
(1) Hard boil a couple of eggs just before you leave for the football
(2) Do not remove the shell
(3) Go to the football, stand in the cold, put your hands in your pockets whilst holding a boiled egg in each hand
(4) Once the eggs have cooled, remove the shell and eat as a nutritious breakfast.
Genius. |
Ever heard of gloves ?? | | | |
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