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Chair takes advantage of Rooney's generosity - Report 00:01 - Feb 27 with 2735 viewsNorthernr


Chair takes advantage of Rooney's generosity - Report 26th Feb 2020 23:50
A fundamental error in Wayne Rooney's casino-peddling quarter-back routine set QPR and their outstanding young forward line on course for a 2-1 victory against Derby at Loftus Road on Tuesday night. 21

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Chair takes advantage of Rooney's generosity - Report on 07:19 - Feb 27 with 2487 viewsdistortR

off to work with a smile on my face - some great lines in there!

Cheers Northern
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Chair takes advantage of Rooney's generosity - Report on 08:42 - Feb 27 with 2303 viewsnix

Fantastic work Clive. Really laughed out loud.
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Chair takes advantage of Rooney's generosity - Report on 08:46 - Feb 27 with 2297 viewsBlue_Castello

Excellent one of your best......
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Chair takes advantage of Rooney's generosity - Report on 09:16 - Feb 27 with 2234 viewsShotKneesHoop

Chair takes advantage of Rooney's generosity - Report on 08:46 - Feb 27 by Blue_Castello

Excellent one of your best......


I dispute that. this is the best report that Clive has ever produced - it has everything - some real home truths about how we can't be too high and mighty about other clubs abusing FFP - plus some great sarky one liners too about both teams.

Reminds me of Withnail and I, a film that I've seen about 50 times and it still makes me laugh

I've read the report three times already and I'm still finding things I missed the time before to have a giggle over. I think I'll go and read it again, especially for the Rooney digs.

Hw can Clive match that with the Birmingham game's report? I live in hope.
[Post edited 27 Feb 2020 9:21]

Why does it feel like R'SWiPe is still on the books? Yer Couldn't Make It Up.Well Done Me!

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Chair takes advantage of Rooney's generosity - Report on 10:44 - Feb 27 with 2059 viewssmegma

Derbys shirt sponsors must be gutted their investment sees Derby below us. They probably thought they would be above the Baggies and looking forward to games at Old Trafford and Anfield in August. I won't be surprised to see Rooney retire soon as his legs have gone despite the brain still functioning. He should have been subbed on the hour but who would you replace him with ??? And that is the worse Derby defence I've seen in a long while.
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Chair takes advantage of Rooney's generosity - Report on 11:02 - Feb 27 with 2020 viewsstevec

For a supposedly 'unfit' team there was a lot of ball whistling inches past our posts in those last 15 minutes.

Credit where it's due, our front four in that form can make any team in this Division look sluggish.
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Chair takes advantage of Rooney's generosity - Report on 11:28 - Feb 27 with 1983 viewshook_hoops

That was a fabulous read, some great laugh-out-loud lines in there. Thanks Clive, keep up the brilliant work.
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Chair takes advantage of Rooney's generosity - Report on 11:59 - Feb 27 with 1929 viewsDannyPaddox



”A very fur assessment”
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Chair takes advantage of Rooney's generosity - Report on 12:02 - Feb 27 with 1915 viewsRs_Holy

Chair takes advantage of Rooney's generosity - Report on 08:46 - Feb 27 by Blue_Castello

Excellent one of your best......


agree
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Chair takes advantage of Rooney's generosity - Report on 12:13 - Feb 27 with 1884 viewsMick_S

Chair takes advantage of Rooney's generosity - Report on 11:59 - Feb 27 by DannyPaddox



”A very fur assessment”


I keep getting hair transplant in Turkey adverts - proper Jedward.

Did I ever mention that I was in Minder?

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Chair takes advantage of Rooney's generosity - Report on 13:08 - Feb 27 with 1780 viewsR_from_afar

Pure poetry Don't be surprised if that ends up being one of the set texts on an English Literature syllabus!

"Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1."

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Chair takes advantage of Rooney's generosity - Report on 13:38 - Feb 27 with 1706 viewsRs_Holy

Chair takes advantage of Rooney's generosity - Report on 13:08 - Feb 27 by R_from_afar

Pure poetry Don't be surprised if that ends up being one of the set texts on an English Literature syllabus!


it's definitely one of the best... What about a compilation hard back book of Clive's best match reports... I'd buy it.
Signed copies for £25... all proceeds go to Stan.

edit - You could even throw in some of the old Redknapp press conferences... Comedy Gold
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Chair takes advantage of Rooney's generosity - Report on 20:47 - Feb 27 with 1225 viewsthehat

Read this at lunchtime in hysterics at some points.

What are you laughing was the question from my colleagues - They just wouldn't understand.

Brilliant Clive - As for Eze isn't he just a joy to watch
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Chair takes advantage of Rooney's generosity - Report on 21:25 - Feb 27 with 1177 viewsHayesender

Angry potato 🥔

Poll: Shamima Beghum

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Chair takes advantage of Rooney's generosity - Report on 04:17 - Feb 28 with 1005 viewsB_Wad

Did Frank Zappa maybe swap Bobby for Wayne?

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