| Clive Tyldesley Upset on 18:05 - Jul 14 with 2831 views | Clive_Anderson |
Surprised he didn't manage to shoehorn in a reference to Man Utd while complaining. |  | |  |
| Clive Tyldesley Upset on 18:06 - Jul 14 with 2826 views | qprxtc |
I’m not a fan of Clive. But Sam Splatterarse is a f ucking dull, monotonous, brown wallpaper, inconsequential, corporate, brain dead, bottom of the rung, uninspiring, bombastic, pompous, dry retching heap of dried up scrotums. |  | | |
| Clive Tyldesley Upset on 18:12 - Jul 14 with 2800 views | TeddRanger |
| Clive Tyldesley Upset on 18:06 - Jul 14 by qprxtc |
I’m not a fan of Clive. But Sam Splatterarse is a f ucking dull, monotonous, brown wallpaper, inconsequential, corporate, brain dead, bottom of the rung, uninspiring, bombastic, pompous, dry retching heap of dried up scrotums. |
..who supports the scum | | | |
| Clive Tyldesley Upset on 18:23 - Jul 14 with 2767 views | QPRSteve |
| Clive Tyldesley Upset on 18:12 - Jul 14 by TeddRanger |
..who supports the scum |
You would think it would be a prerequisite of the job that you knew something about football. | | | |
| Clive Tyldesley Upset on 18:39 - Jul 14 with 2727 views | Guppy |
Just get rid of all the commentators and the so called analysts and just have the game with the crowd noise - the vast majority of fans will be able to tell if the game is any good or not | | | |
| Clive Tyldesley Upset on 18:42 - Jul 14 with 2713 views | MickS |
Peter Drury. Oh my poor ears. More in 90 or so minutes than I manage in a week. | | | |
| Clive Tyldesley Upset on 18:55 - Jul 14 with 2685 views | BlackCrowe |
Thank god that...can stand Tyldesley's banal, facile commentary. |  |
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| Clive Tyldesley Upset on 18:58 - Jul 14 with 2673 views | QPRSteve |
What also gets my goat is that he pops up doing commentary on Amazon Prime. | | | |
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| Clive Tyldesley Upset on 19:17 - Jul 14 with 2600 views | kensalriser |
| Clive Tyldesley Upset on 18:06 - Jul 14 by qprxtc |
I’m not a fan of Clive. But Sam Splatterarse is a f ucking dull, monotonous, brown wallpaper, inconsequential, corporate, brain dead, bottom of the rung, uninspiring, bombastic, pompous, dry retching heap of dried up scrotums. |
Just as well you spelled out you're not a fan, otherwise I would've had trouble getting the gist there. |  |
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| Clive Tyldesley Upset on 19:56 - Jul 14 with 2533 views | Toast_R |
Brian Moore was far better. I heard when they lowered his coffin to the ground they played his well known phrase "And it's in there!". |  | | |
| Clive Tyldesley Upset on 20:09 - Jul 14 with 2493 views | Juzzie |
Grown man throwing his toys out of the pram.
Good grief. |  | | |
| Clive Tyldesley Upset on 20:16 - Jul 14 with 2472 views | qprxtc |
| Clive Tyldesley Upset on 20:09 - Jul 14 by Juzzie |
Grown man throwing his toys out of the pram.
Good grief. |
Frank Bough still at it then? | | | |
| Clive Tyldesley Upset on 22:16 - Jul 14 with 2301 views | Dorse |
| Clive Tyldesley Upset on 18:06 - Jul 14 by qprxtc |
I’m not a fan of Clive. But Sam Splatterarse is a f ucking dull, monotonous, brown wallpaper, inconsequential, corporate, brain dead, bottom of the rung, uninspiring, bombastic, pompous, dry retching heap of dried up scrotums. |
No comment - just felt it necessary to draw attention to XTC's masterful use of the phrase 'dry retching heap of dried up scrotums'.
Goes into the pantheon along with 'bummed in the gob'. |  |
| 'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!' |
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| Clive Tyldesley Upset on 22:21 - Jul 14 with 2275 views | CheshireR |
I've always admired Tyldesleys's dexterity.
Anyone who can sit on a tv gantry and commentate on a Manchester United Champions League match, whilst dressed in a full United kit and simultaneously orally entertain co commentator Ron Atkinson deserves a certain amount of respect.
I'm not sure the younger commentators can match this. |  | | |
| Clive Tyldesley Upset on 07:11 - Jul 15 with 1999 views | Gloucs_R |
Who is taking over?
After with the above, Moore was the best for me too. |  |
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| Clive Tyldesley Upset on 07:23 - Jul 15 with 1980 views | Northernr |
Oh no. Whoever will I find to shoehorn Wayne Rooney, Manchester United and 'that night in Barcelona' into commentary on early round FA Cup ties between Northwich Victoria and Lincoln City now? |  | | |
| Clive Tyldesley Upset on 07:30 - Jul 15 with 1964 views | CamberleyR |
| Clive Tyldesley Upset on 07:11 - Jul 15 by Gloucs_R |
Who is taking over?
After with the above, Moore was the best for me too. |
Their current number 2 commentator (in more ways than one), Sam Matterface. He's one of these awful, modern day commentators that always seem to have to fill space with a pointless stat or stating the bleeding obvious rather than someone like Richie Benaud who always said only say something when you can add to the pictures the viewer is watching and remember the value of a pause. |  |
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| Clive Tyldesley Upset on 07:36 - Jul 15 with 1946 views | Northernr |
| Clive Tyldesley Upset on 07:30 - Jul 15 by CamberleyR |
Their current number 2 commentator (in more ways than one), Sam Matterface. He's one of these awful, modern day commentators that always seem to have to fill space with a pointless stat or stating the bleeding obvious rather than someone like Richie Benaud who always said only say something when you can add to the pictures the viewer is watching and remember the value of a pause. |
His problem for me is the majority of his work so far has been on radio, where you can't have pauses and dead air, you have to be filling all the time. When you transfer it to television it sounds weird, for the reasons you give. Maybe he'll improve with more TV. | | | |
| Clive Tyldesley Upset on 08:00 - Jul 15 with 1905 views | Walnut |
| Clive Tyldesley Upset on 07:36 - Jul 15 by Northernr |
His problem for me is the majority of his work so far has been on radio, where you can't have pauses and dead air, you have to be filling all the time. When you transfer it to television it sounds weird, for the reasons you give. Maybe he'll improve with more TV. |
Maybe Matterface can fill the dead air with tales of HOW THE HELL he nailed Natalie Sawyer. Punching of the highest order! | | | |
| Clive Tyldesley Upset on 08:06 - Jul 15 with 1897 views | Juzzie |
| Clive Tyldesley Upset on 08:00 - Jul 15 by Walnut |
Maybe Matterface can fill the dead air with tales of HOW THE HELL he nailed Natalie Sawyer. Punching of the highest order! |
Maybe she lost a bet. | | | |
| Clive Tyldesley Upset on 08:22 - Jul 15 with 1857 views | Orthodox_Hoop |
| Clive Tyldesley Upset on 08:06 - Jul 15 by Juzzie |
Maybe she lost a bet. |
Well she does support that team from Middlesex so her life choices are questionable to say the least. |  | | |
| Clive Tyldesley Upset on 08:23 - Jul 15 with 1851 views | kernowhoop |
| Clive Tyldesley Upset on 18:12 - Jul 14 by TeddRanger |
..who supports the scum |
Mr Splatterarse doesn't sound very nice, does he? | | | |
| Clive Tyldesley Upset on 08:27 - Jul 15 with 1845 views | Metallica_Hoop |
They should get Claus Kellerman from Youtube.
He may know nothing about football but they'd be no bullshit or platitudes. |  |
| Beer and Beef has made us what we are - The Prince Regent |
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| Clive Tyldesley Upset on 09:09 - Jul 15 with 1786 views | TheChef |
| Clive Tyldesley Upset on 07:36 - Jul 15 by Northernr |
His problem for me is the majority of his work so far has been on radio, where you can't have pauses and dead air, you have to be filling all the time. When you transfer it to television it sounds weird, for the reasons you give. Maybe he'll improve with more TV. |
“Put your brain into gear and if you can add to what's on the screen then do it, otherwise shut up.”
Richie Benaud |  |
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