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Funniest moment following QPR 19:45 - Feb 5 with 11258 viewssimmo

Got the idea from Twitter...

I'll have a think to collate my own list - but interested to know everybodies stand out moments!

ask Beavis I get nothing Butthead

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Funniest moment following QPR on 20:00 - Feb 5 with 3994 viewsdaveB

not the best but first thing i thought of, promotion season under Warnock, ball came to us in the lower loft, Paddy Kenny called for the ball and bloke near us said he'd waited all his life to do this, he threw it but it smashed against the light and bounced back at him as Paddy Kenny laughed at him

Other than that away day at Doncaster my mate getting in taxi and shouting at cab driver for ripping off southerners, "Kin meter says 14.42, i'm not paying that we haven't even moved" before we pointed out that was a clock not the meter.

Norwich away same bloke helpfully said to a fellow QPR fan to mind out for those cobbles on way back to station as it was slippery, he then tripped up on pavement and went face first onto said cobbles as bloke he warned stood and laughed with the rest of us.
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Funniest moment following QPR on 20:19 - Feb 5 with 3938 viewsLongsufferingR

Matt Smith's double drag back against Norwich leaving James Maddison looking a prize plum. Anybody got the gif?
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Funniest moment following QPR on 20:26 - Feb 5 with 3906 viewstheselector

In the 6-0 game vs Chelsea in '86 the players were knocking a load of balls around before kick off. One rolled to me by the halfway line in the paddock. I eagerly picked it up and threw it back on just as the ref was about to start the game. Doug Rougvie gave me evils. . . so I ran on the pitch and smashed his f*ck***g face in.

I might have imagined the last part.
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Funniest moment following QPR on 20:49 - Feb 5 with 3855 viewsEsox_Lucius

Standing outside Pride Park around 6pm and on the phone to DWQPR telling him about a good parking spot I had found for the game and asking how far away he was. He informed me he was just sitting down to his dinner and where was I really? I reiterated that I was outside Frankie & Benny's by the stadium and he informed me that the game was the following Monday.
He was right.
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The grass is always greener.

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Funniest moment following QPR on 23:16 - Feb 5 with 3717 viewsloftboy

After Villa away circa 1990 I stayed the weekend in Birmingham as one of my mates was living there, after downing a huge amount of the local brew, M & B brew 11, a few pints of cider and some layers I noticed a blonde in a pink blouse at the fruit machine,I decided I’d have a crack at pulling her, went over and tapped her on the shoulder, when she turned round it had a beard and was a bloke! He said “what do you want”? I stammered “just wondered how long you were going to be as I wanted a go” Doh
Norwich at home the day Barton got sent off I was seething, I happened to catch the ball, Elliott Bennet beckoned me to throw the ball back, I launched it as hard as I could, it bounced off the top of the wall and smacked him under the chin, 3000 Norwich fans broke out with “you fat bastard “

favourite cheese mature Cheddar. FFS there is no such thing as the EPL
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Funniest moment following QPR on 00:19 - Feb 6 with 3667 viewsWalnut

Hartlepool deck chair guy 2004.
Tears!
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Funniest moment following QPR on 00:31 - Feb 6 with 3650 viewsDavieQPR

Lazarus running down the wing with no shorts on.
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Funniest moment following QPR on 00:47 - Feb 6 with 3634 viewsBoston

Charlton, trying to take the Loft.
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Funniest moment following QPR on 08:52 - Feb 6 with 3483 viewsstevec

It’s a long story how he ended up there but Tottenham supporters coach arriving at Wembley Stadium in 82, door swinging open and my dear old dad at the top of the steps blowing kisses at his new found mates, then crumbling and rolling onto the pavement still clutching a three quarters empty bottle of whisky.

He couldn’t remember any of the game and was so happy it went to a replay.
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Funniest moment following QPR on 09:38 - Feb 6 with 3414 viewswombat

Funniest moment following QPR on 00:19 - Feb 6 by Walnut

Hartlepool deck chair guy 2004.
Tears!


hertlepool for me as well , nothing ill ever beat that half time entertainment

other memorable moments have to be

southampton away skid marks on your knicker

ipswich away guy in the pink jumper

portsmouth Fa cup tracksuit from matalan

Poll: which is your favouite foot

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Funniest moment following QPR on 09:54 - Feb 6 with 3391 views1MoreBrightonR

Ipswich away the guy who got thrown out after giving it to the QPR end?
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Funniest moment following QPR on 10:28 - Feb 6 with 3307 viewswombat

Funniest moment following QPR on 09:54 - Feb 6 by 1MoreBrightonR

Ipswich away the guy who got thrown out after giving it to the QPR end?


yep sat to our right bright pink jumper , which to some was in fashion if you ws brave enough, was spotted early on and gave pelters , took it for a while then started to umpty then more umpty , then ejected we obv pi$$ed ourselves as he left the ground .

think skid marks was the same season at st marys might be wrong though

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Funniest moment following QPR on 10:53 - Feb 6 with 3276 viewsCliveWilsonSaid

Funniest moment following QPR on 20:19 - Feb 5 by LongsufferingR

Matt Smith's double drag back against Norwich leaving James Maddison looking a prize plum. Anybody got the gif?


That’s one of the funniest on pitch moment for me. I had a quick look but couldn’t find the GIF.

Funny crowd moment for me was at a match v Arsenal in the early/mid 90s. Stood in the paddocks with an Arsenal supporting mate and poor Alan Smith getting dogs abuse throughout.

“He’s got a fcking big nose” and so on.

Very funny match and my Arsenal mate enjoyed it all at least as much as me!
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Funniest moment following QPR on 11:06 - Feb 6 with 3245 viewsMrSheen

I might have mentioned this before...
Home to Mansfield about 2003, and one of their fans sat himself down in the middle of the Ellerslie. He was very odd, about 50, with a big beard and wearing an old-fashioned trench coat. About 4 foot tall, absolutely hammered and furiously abusing all and sundry at the top of his voice. Though most people were amused by it, eventually even Goldrange couldn’t ignore him and he was asked to leave. He was dragged to his feet cursing energetically, but went totally volcanic when someone called out from the top of the stand...
Hi-hooooooooo!
Hi-ho, hi-ho, it’s off to work we go

Second place involved a police horse urinating outside Highbury, but that’s how I roll.
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Funniest moment following QPR on 11:09 - Feb 6 with 3233 viewsEsox_Lucius

Southampton and the big bloke giving the R's fans pelters followed by an unending chorus of "You're fat and your birds a slag" ad nauseum. A few moments later, said bloke was getting solid abuse from "his bird".
Second leg of the League cup semi final at Anfield and the local mounties were pushing and shoving R's fans against some railings to line them up and some wag amongst the R's faithful shouts out in a scouse accent "Keep calm lads, there's only one job available" Perhaps not so funny written down but if you were there...

The grass is always greener.

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Funniest moment following QPR on 11:24 - Feb 6 with 3214 viewsderbyhoop

Funniest moment following QPR on 00:31 - Feb 6 by DavieQPR

Lazarus running down the wing with no shorts on.


Same era I was behind the goal as Les Allen chipped the great Gordon Banks and it hit the bar. As Banks turned it hit him in the chest for an OG. Qpr 4-2 Leicester.

Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry and narrow-mindedness, and many of our people need it sorely on these accounts. Broad, wholesome, charitable views of men and things cannot be acquired by vegetating in one little corner of the Earth all one’s lifetime. (Mark Twain) Find me on twitter @derbyhoop

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Funniest moment following QPR on 11:34 - Feb 6 with 3189 viewsQPRSteve

Funniest moment following QPR on 11:24 - Feb 6 by derbyhoop

Same era I was behind the goal as Les Allen chipped the great Gordon Banks and it hit the bar. As Banks turned it hit him in the chest for an OG. Qpr 4-2 Leicester.


You weren't the kid with the metal rattle who kept bashing me on the head every time he used it?
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Funniest moment following QPR on 12:05 - Feb 6 with 3141 viewsdistortR

watford gap, 2 car loads of us pull up on the way home from nigel clough's 4 minute hat-trick game. We each buy a cup of tea and nick loads of cakes etc. Sitting down to eat it, thoroughly pissed off, a fella in leeds gear comes over to ask the score, and is greeted with a salvo of cream cakes. He was covered. The security guards leading us away were almost crying with laughter

edit - the greatest moment - I won't explain how this came around or name names.
copper 'You look like you've got shit on your head'
Dangerously drunk qpr fan - 'That's because I have'
copper- speechless
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Funniest moment following QPR on 19:59 - Feb 6 with 2953 viewsessextaxiboy

Taking my seat with a large hot dog with copious amounts of ketchup , Decided to enter the next row and climb over , seat tipped up leg went through and I pushed the hot dog into my own face.
Writing this I realise it must have been over 40 years ago .......
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Funniest moment following QPR on 20:16 - Feb 6 with 2918 viewsRog

Funniest moment following QPR on 20:19 - Feb 5 by LongsufferingR

Matt Smith's double drag back against Norwich leaving James Maddison looking a prize plum. Anybody got the gif?


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Funniest moment following QPR on 21:55 - Feb 6 with 2821 viewsBrianMcCarthy

On an LSA bus up North. Early 1990-1991. Man Utd at Old Trafford.

Silly Jim and Steve and a few of us young lads were down the back of the bus playing drinking games with Italia 90 wine that Silly Jim and Steve had brought home with them. Us young lads had some cans. Sharing is caring. Brag. Bluff. Hugs. Shove ha'penny. All the way to Old Trafford. Pub stop, more beers, more hugs.

At half-time I was first down the stairs to the toilet and see Silly Jim and Steve engrossed in a Shove ha'penny game underneath the stand. Not even for money. Just for the craic.

Travel all the way North for a game, pay in, play Shove ha'penny.

I laughed and laughed and laughed while having my piss.
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Funniest moment following QPR on 21:55 - Feb 6 with 2821 viewsderbyhoop

Funniest moment following QPR on 11:34 - Feb 6 by QPRSteve

You weren't the kid with the metal rattle who kept bashing me on the head every time he used it?


Not guilty

Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry and narrow-mindedness, and many of our people need it sorely on these accounts. Broad, wholesome, charitable views of men and things cannot be acquired by vegetating in one little corner of the Earth all one’s lifetime. (Mark Twain) Find me on twitter @derbyhoop

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Funniest moment following QPR on 07:03 - Feb 7 with 2691 viewsLoftgirl

The FA cup tie away at Blackpool. Police escort along the front. Gobby bloke in his car shouting abuse at us. Car in front of him stopped, he didn't.
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Funniest moment following QPR on 07:45 - Feb 7 with 2660 viewsdenhamhoop2

Funniest moment following QPR on 00:19 - Feb 6 by Walnut

Hartlepool deck chair guy 2004.
Tears!


+1
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Funniest moment following QPR on 11:22 - Feb 7 with 2533 viewsstowmarketrange

Funniest moment following QPR on 07:03 - Feb 7 by Loftgirl

The FA cup tie away at Blackpool. Police escort along the front. Gobby bloke in his car shouting abuse at us. Car in front of him stopped, he didn't.


Did he ask any of you to be witnesses for his insurance?
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