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Caption Competition 14:17 - Mar 22 with 3414 viewsstainrods_elbow



'Even if I was offside again, rock beats scissors, doesn't it?'
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Poll: What d'ya expect from our last 3 holiday games (WBA(A), Norwich(H), Sheff W(H))?

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Caption Competition on 21:23 - Mar 22 with 3259 viewscolinallcars

I'll show you yours if you show me mine.
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Caption Competition on 01:54 - Mar 23 with 3163 viewsHAYESBOY

Can you say that again please? So I'm offside if.......................

Smells like a trout farm in here

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Caption Competition on 06:58 - Mar 23 with 3081 viewsBklynRanger

Now remember we've discussed this: goal over there, big invisible offside thingy ALSO over there!...
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Caption Competition on 09:17 - Mar 23 with 2969 viewsRsole

Fancy some Fangtastic ?

Just don’t tell Koki.

Those possessed by devils, try and keep them under control a bit, can't you ?

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Caption Competition on 09:32 - Mar 23 with 2940 viewsLblock

Someone has stolen the flowers I had for you

Cherish and enjoy life.... this ain't no dress rehearsal

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Caption Competition on 10:07 - Mar 23 with 2877 viewsnumptydumpty

My mate Joey says match officials of your gender don't know diddly squat about the game of football.

He was wrong.

You know as much as the men who referee.

Diddly squat. Both !!!!

"Walking in a Mackie Wonderland"
Poll: QPR - Prediction for finishing position 2025/2026 Season

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Caption Competition on 11:27 - Mar 23 with 2811 views222gers

So, right into Uxbridge road then 3rd right into Loftus road…
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Caption Competition on 12:19 - Mar 23 with 2761 viewsR_from_afar

"The boy who stole your Mini Milk went that way".

"Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1."

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Caption Competition on 13:48 - Mar 23 with 2687 viewsGus_iom

"No. For a man known to go down so easily, you don't score much, do you?"

Poll: Do we need another Eze thread

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Caption Competition on 21:33 - Mar 23 with 2497 viewscolinallcars

“ What was the name of the ship in Mutiny On The Bounty ? “
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Caption Competition on 22:12 - Mar 23 with 2463 viewsToast_R

"I've got a long....

throw"
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Caption Competition on 22:15 - Mar 23 with 2463 viewsMyke

'Don't cross the line, just because of my gender'
'I didn't'
'Maybe not, but your right on it'.
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Caption Competition on 23:42 - Mar 23 with 2415 viewsCLAREMAN1995

" you need to cut inside sometimes but for Gods sake dont try that left footed shot you will kill some poor unfortunate at the back of the loft".
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Caption Competition on 00:27 - Mar 24 with 2350 viewsrbee

Yes! Adidas pay me for wearing the boots whilst Nike pay me for the kit.
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Caption Competition on 06:40 - Mar 24 with 2196 viewsRsole

‘Paul, what have I told you about talking to strangers in the crowd and boasting about how long it is ?’

‘Sorry Mum, Marti told be it was big and I want to be just like Cookie when I grow up - he’s always longest in the showers.’

‘Paul - it’s not big and it’s not clever. Would you jump in the fire if Marti told you to ?’

‘No Mum…what’s for tea ? Can Koki come round again ?’

Those possessed by devils, try and keep them under control a bit, can't you ?

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Caption Competition on 06:56 - Mar 24 with 2185 viewsSonic_Hoop

"Pull my finger"
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Caption Competition on 13:48 - Mar 24 with 2041 viewsstainrods_elbow

You'd better stop with the w*nking gesture, Mr Smyth, or you'll be heading the same direction as my finger!'

Poll: What d'ya expect from our last 3 holiday games (WBA(A), Norwich(H), Sheff W(H))?

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Caption Competition on 15:37 - Mar 24 with 1935 viewsRsole

Just wait until the fourth official gets home and sees the damage you’ve caused with that cartwheel backflip celebration in the hallway….!

Those possessed by devils, try and keep them under control a bit, can't you ?

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