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Things you don’t hear in football ground anymore 09:20 - Dec 17 with 6883 viewsloftboy

Whistling the Laurel and Hardy theme tune when policemen walked around the perimeter.
“Here we go here we go here we go”
“Roasted peanuts”
“You’re going to get you’re fǔcking head kicked in”

Nourry out
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Things you don’t hear in football ground anymore on 13:15 - Dec 17 with 988 viewsterryb

Things you don’t hear in football ground anymore on 12:24 - Dec 17 by qpr1976

Bag a sweets - I think that was previously Graham Rix (allegedly) who may or may not have been (again, allegedly) !?!


“If I had the wings of a sparrow, if I had the arse of a cow...”
Brilliant, I’d forgotten that one. Bravo.


I always thought it was a Crow rather than a Cow! Not that I can imagine a Crow having a large posterior!

"Come Tiptoe Through the Shed End with me" - courtesy of Tiny Tim
"Yes, yes, yes, it's the QPR attack" - courtesy of The Kinks
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Things you don’t hear in football ground anymore on 13:15 - Dec 17 with 989 viewskensalriser

A-G
A-G-R
A-G-R-O
AGRO!

I thought that chant was appalling. Aggro obviously has a double g.

Similarly, 'You're going home in a f***ing ambulance'.

An ambulance would more likely be taking you to hospital.

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Things you don’t hear in football ground anymore on 13:27 - Dec 17 with 942 viewsstainrods_elbow

Staann-leeee, staaan-leeee (sadly)

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Things you don’t hear in football ground anymore on 13:35 - Dec 17 with 936 viewsBoston

In your northern slums...

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Things you don’t hear in football ground anymore on 13:40 - Dec 17 with 929 viewsW13R

It begins with a B and it ends with an S, two O's in the middle and a T before the S, we are the Rangers, boot boys!
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Things you don’t hear in football ground anymore on 13:45 - Dec 17 with 914 viewscyprusmel

Things you don’t hear in football ground anymore on 12:23 - Dec 17 by Boston

That's all right mate, let yer kids duck in under the turnstile.


Done that before in the early days Boston.
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Things you don’t hear in football ground anymore on 14:42 - Dec 17 with 868 viewsBoston

Oh when the R's
Oh when the R's

Go marching in
Go marching in

Oh when the R's go marching in...

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Things you don’t hear in football ground anymore on 14:53 - Dec 17 with 846 viewsBexleyHoop

Your brothers in Strangeways, your sisters got pox...........
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Things you don’t hear in football ground anymore on 14:53 - Dec 17 with 842 viewsBoston

Ooh altogether, ooh altogether

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Things you don’t hear in football ground anymore on 14:54 - Dec 17 with 838 viewsClive_Anderson

When the opposition missed an easy chance the crowd used to go "waaaaaaaahhhh" and make the hand gesture instead of just cheering which they do now. Perfect example at the beginning of this clip



Also the big build up when the opposition keeper is kicking it and going "you're sht aaaaa"
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Things you don’t hear in football ground anymore on 14:58 - Dec 17 with 836 viewsTwoHalves

Things you don’t hear in football ground anymore on 13:15 - Dec 17 by terryb

I always thought it was a Crow rather than a Cow! Not that I can imagine a Crow having a large posterior!

"Come Tiptoe Through the Shed End with me" - courtesy of Tiny Tim
"Yes, yes, yes, it's the QPR attack" - courtesy of The Kinks


Bob Crow might’ve had one.
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Things you don’t hear in football ground anymore on 15:05 - Dec 17 with 815 viewsTwoHalves

‘Over there, o-ver there. And do they smell. Like f*****g hell’ (or was that a figment of my schoolboy imagination?)
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Things you don’t hear in football ground anymore on 15:09 - Dec 17 with 802 viewscolinallcars

It's, it's, the Rangers blitz.
I gather this was taken from a gramophone recording of a piece of music of the popular variety that I would have to confirm with my under butler when he's finished my ironing.
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Things you don’t hear in football ground anymore on 15:49 - Dec 17 with 751 viewsdmm

Things you don’t hear in football ground anymore on 15:05 - Dec 17 by TwoHalves

‘Over there, o-ver there. And do they smell. Like f*****g hell’ (or was that a figment of my schoolboy imagination?)


You didn't imagine it. That was indeed sung back in the day.
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Things you don’t hear in football ground anymore on 16:37 - Dec 17 with 698 viewsLblock

"If you like a bit of aggro with your football join our club"



Also...... sadly I can't really make many away games anymore but used to love on the coach / train getting involved with
"We all follow the Rangers over land and sea (and LEICESTER), we all follow the Rangers onto to victory"

Cherish and enjoy life.... this ain't no dress rehearsal

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Things you don’t hear in football ground anymore on 16:38 - Dec 17 with 702 viewsPlanetHonneywood

Songs confidently alleging Victoria Adams' penchant for sexual accommodation.

Songs proudly announcing that Paul Ince would soon be residing at Her Majesty's pleasure.

Songs proclaiming Eric Cantona's heritage and savoir faire, and indicating he was in a relationship with a former team mate's missus!

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Things you don’t hear in football ground anymore on 16:53 - Dec 17 with 682 viewsterryb

"A million people every day,
Pick up a newspaper,
And say
QPR"
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Things you don’t hear in football ground anymore on 17:00 - Dec 17 with 670 viewsCateLeBonR

Is it my imagination or at nearly every home game, usually during a lull in play, did someone shout “ave im” or something similar in a very high pitched voice? I haven’t heard that in a while or did i dream it?
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Things you don’t hear in football ground anymore on 17:10 - Dec 17 with 653 viewsPindarus

There's a bald headed b*stard wearing black, wearing black wearing black wearing black black black " when we had a tonsorially challenged ref.
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Things you don’t hear in football ground anymore on 17:14 - Dec 17 with 646 viewsTwoHalves

Unless I’m mistaken I’m not sure ‘He’s fat, he’s round, he bounces on the ground’ has had much of an airing in recent years. My last recollection was an admirably persistent interpretation directed, in this case, at Southampton manager Alan Ball during a 1994 visit by the Saints to Loftus Road.
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Things you don’t hear in football ground anymore on 17:17 - Dec 17 with 638 viewsflynnbo

Things you don’t hear in football ground anymore on 15:05 - Dec 17 by TwoHalves

‘Over there, o-ver there. And do they smell. Like f*****g hell’ (or was that a figment of my schoolboy imagination?)


Yes, I mentioned it earlier in the thread. It was originally "Distant Drums" by Jim Reeves thoughtfully altered by one clever wit to "Distant Bums".
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Things you don’t hear in football ground anymore on 17:37 - Dec 17 with 611 viewsTwoHalves

Things you don’t hear in football ground anymore on 17:17 - Dec 17 by flynnbo

Yes, I mentioned it earlier in the thread. It was originally "Distant Drums" by Jim Reeves thoughtfully altered by one clever wit to "Distant Bums".


Thanks for putting some flesh on the bones there. I think Jim would be proud that his legacy lives on in such a profound way.
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Things you don’t hear in football ground anymore on 17:59 - Dec 17 with 578 viewsbrewers_hoop

She fell over
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Things you don’t hear in football ground anymore on 18:02 - Dec 17 with 571 viewshantssi

How about “West Brom” ( or who ever) where are you?
Followed by a vague hand in the air waving gesture!
Aimed at their lack of away fans.
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Things you don’t hear in football ground anymore on 18:17 - Dec 17 with 549 viewsThird_Division_South

Oooooh it’s a corner!
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