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JT Captain legend etc 20:29 - Apr 23 with 4463 viewsdutch

It is rumoured Chelsea are lining up the charming, gracious, and entirely loveable Mr Terry as their next manager. I so hope this is true. I'm almost wetting myself with excitement. Watching that man drag that wretched club deep into the effluent where they belong would bring me enormous pleasure. It will end in tears just as at did when he missed a penalty, and fat balding blokes from Surrey will never get over it.
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JT Captain legend etc on 21:19 - Apr 23 with 4292 viewsR_from_afar

You just know that if he gets the gig, he'll be scurrying up and down the technical area clad from head to toe in replica kit .

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JT Captain legend etc on 21:42 - Apr 23 with 4223 viewsaston_hoop

Thought he was too busy buying Colchester and sucking up to Rupert Lowe. About right for them either way and would have them plummeting still further

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JT Captain legend etc on 22:00 - Apr 23 with 4165 viewskensalriser

This would be fabulous.

So surprised to learn he's backing a fascist. Who could possibly have predicted that?

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JT Captain legend etc on 22:16 - Apr 23 with 4127 views100percent

This would be too good to be true.....
After Rosenior had been doing such a sterling job, I can't think of anyone else who could fck it up further than him.... apart from the thieving, racist, full kit scumbag Terry....
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JT Captain legend etc on 22:48 - Apr 23 with 4034 viewsBluce_Ree

Please please please let this happen.

Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. He runs like a cheetah, his crosses couldn't be sweeter. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore.

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JT Captain legend etc on 22:57 - Apr 23 with 3995 viewsnumptydumpty

Appreciate Lampard has already managed at Chelsea, but he is further on in his managerial career and could see Lampard with Terry as an asistant actually suceeding there but i very much doubt they would offer Terry the job as the main ma Again, way too early for him.

I think they will go for an established name as their manager this time, ie a man with lots of experience at the highest level in management, not someone who is still in the nursery.

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JT Captain legend etc on 01:15 - Apr 24 with 3833 viewsVancouverHoop

I'm torn between the hope or belief that he'd make a magnificent pig's ear of the job. They really wouldn't be that stupid though, would they?
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JT Captain legend etc on 04:36 - Apr 24 with 3776 viewsNed_Kennedys

Absolutely no truth in this I’m afraid: he currently ‘works’ a few days a week as a part time ‘mentor’ for their development teams which seems like a token position just to keep a former ‘legend’ quiet and recently released a little video expressing his surprise he had not been asked to work with the first team for the rest of the season. Sol Campbell levels of self delusion and entitlement.
Their owners are literally clueless but even they wouldn’t want him anywhere near the first team : would be reminiscent of when Dougal did the funeral on Father Ted.
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JT Captain legend etc on 09:28 - Apr 24 with 3591 viewsflynnbo

He'll have his very own disabled car parking slot.
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JT Captain legend etc on 09:43 - Apr 24 with 3549 viewsWokingR

After booing Lampard when he returned with Man City, can you imagine them eventually turning on their favourite son.
The whole world needs this right now.
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JT Captain legend etc on 10:31 - Apr 24 with 3467 viewsTheChef

JT Captain legend etc on 04:36 - Apr 24 by Ned_Kennedys

Absolutely no truth in this I’m afraid: he currently ‘works’ a few days a week as a part time ‘mentor’ for their development teams which seems like a token position just to keep a former ‘legend’ quiet and recently released a little video expressing his surprise he had not been asked to work with the first team for the rest of the season. Sol Campbell levels of self delusion and entitlement.
Their owners are literally clueless but even they wouldn’t want him anywhere near the first team : would be reminiscent of when Dougal did the funeral on Father Ted.


A mentor??

Only at Chelscum.

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JT Captain legend etc on 15:39 - Apr 24 with 3203 viewsnick_hammersmith

JT Captain legend etc on 22:57 - Apr 23 by numptydumpty

Appreciate Lampard has already managed at Chelsea, but he is further on in his managerial career and could see Lampard with Terry as an asistant actually suceeding there but i very much doubt they would offer Terry the job as the main ma Again, way too early for him.

I think they will go for an established name as their manager this time, ie a man with lots of experience at the highest level in management, not someone who is still in the nursery.


Can we let Frank take Cov to the bottom of the Prem before he leaves at Xmas first and then we find him a new job?
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JT Captain legend etc on 17:16 - Apr 24 with 3052 viewsDorse

JT Captain legend etc on 21:19 - Apr 23 by R_from_afar

You just know that if he gets the gig, he'll be scurrying up and down the technical area clad from head to toe in replica kit .


Including shinpads. Fcking melt.

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JT Captain legend etc on 17:22 - Apr 24 with 3032 viewsqueensparker

On the subject of that lot, enjoyed this opening to The Upshot email this morning:

“The year is 1912. Herbert Henry Asquith is in No 10, the Titanic is the hottest ticket in town, and the invention of the bra is still a whole year away.

Chelsea’s manager is David Calderhead, and the Blues won’t have another one as empirically shit until Liam Rosenior takes charge in 114 years’ time.”
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JT Captain legend etc on 17:22 - Apr 24 with 3031 viewsJuzzie

If they are going to go for JT then what is the point in having a Manager at all? They just keep sacking them anyway every few months at great expense (snigger).

He has no managerial experience at all (unless he was running the show circa 2015/2016 when the players clearly downed tools to oust Mourinho) and that would be insane, regardless of his ties to the club, to appoint someone like that at any PL club.


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JT Captain legend etc on 19:10 - Apr 24 with 2914 viewsBushRanger82

We really must get over this fixation some of us still have with Chelsea Football Club.
They are so far out of our stratosphere, that it's starting to resemble Brentford's, and to a certain extent still, Fulham's, obsession with us.
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JT Captain legend etc on 19:18 - Apr 24 with 2900 viewsBrianMcCarthy

JT Captain legend etc on 19:10 - Apr 24 by BushRanger82

We really must get over this fixation some of us still have with Chelsea Football Club.
They are so far out of our stratosphere, that it's starting to resemble Brentford's, and to a certain extent still, Fulham's, obsession with us.


Nah.

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JT Captain legend etc on 21:04 - Apr 24 with 2729 viewsRangers67

JT Captain legend etc on 19:10 - Apr 24 by BushRanger82

We really must get over this fixation some of us still have with Chelsea Football Club.
They are so far out of our stratosphere, that it's starting to resemble Brentford's, and to a certain extent still, Fulham's, obsession with us.


You get over it if you like, I find it cathartic to hate an establishment like this lot as much as I do
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JT Captain legend etc on 21:13 - Apr 24 with 2708 viewsNed_Kennedys

JT Captain legend etc on 21:04 - Apr 24 by Rangers67

You get over it if you like, I find it cathartic to hate an establishment like this lot as much as I do


Same for me: it’s great to wallow in another team’s abject misery especially when they are as utterly detestable as that lot are. Only team that comes close for me is Dirty Stinking Leeds.
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JT Captain legend etc on 21:49 - Apr 24 with 2674 viewsNoelmc

JT Captain legend etc on 21:13 - Apr 24 by Ned_Kennedys

Same for me: it’s great to wallow in another team’s abject misery especially when they are as utterly detestable as that lot are. Only team that comes close for me is Dirty Stinking Leeds.


Difficult one for you on Sunday. You want them both to lose!
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JT Captain legend etc on 22:00 - Apr 24 with 2647 viewsNed_Kennedys

JT Captain legend etc on 21:49 - Apr 24 by Noelmc

Difficult one for you on Sunday. You want them both to lose!


Hoping for lots of sending offs and a really really dull game for both sets of fans. 0-0, then plenty of missed penalties and loads of anguish for both sets of supporters. Don’t care who wins as long as they lose humiliatingly badly in the final.
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JT Captain legend etc on 21:15 - Apr 26 with 2311 viewshoops_legend

JT Captain legend etc on 22:00 - Apr 24 by Ned_Kennedys

Hoping for lots of sending offs and a really really dull game for both sets of fans. 0-0, then plenty of missed penalties and loads of anguish for both sets of supporters. Don’t care who wins as long as they lose humiliatingly badly in the final.


I hate points deductions from teams as it detracts from the actual footnall

But given they are doing it - 2 points is silly. The 2 points must be taken next season at a minimum

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