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Dullest Thread Ideas 10:26 - Jun 4 with 9430 viewsBazzaInTheLoft

For the perineum between the end of the season and start of a world cup.
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Dullest Thread Ideas on 10:29 - Jun 4 with 5195 viewsCroydonCaptJack

How about one on dullest threads?

Poll: Do we need another Eze thread?

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Dullest Thread Ideas on 11:35 - Jun 4 with 5082 viewsTwoHalves

Anyone want to hear about my parking ticket?
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Dullest Thread Ideas on 11:44 - Jun 4 with 5064 viewskensalriser

Dullest Thread Ideas on 11:35 - Jun 4 by TwoHalves

Anyone want to hear about my parking ticket?


Only if it involves a political and anti-environmental rant with a strong sense of self-entitlement and ignorance.

Poll: QPR to finish 7th or Brentford to drop out of the top 6?

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Dullest Thread Ideas on 11:49 - Jun 4 with 5027 viewsMick_S

Dullest Thread Ideas on 11:35 - Jun 4 by TwoHalves

Anyone want to hear about my parking ticket?


You paid it without fuss and admitted you were wrong to park as you did avoiding all fuss and palaver, didn’t you!

Did I ever mention that I was in Minder?
Poll: Would you eat a pizza topped with only potato and rice?

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Dullest Thread Ideas on 11:52 - Jun 4 with 5027 viewsBazzaInTheLoft

Other people telling you about a dream they had.
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Dullest Thread Ideas on 12:04 - Jun 4 with 4992 viewsTwoHalves

Dullest Thread Ideas on 11:52 - Jun 4 by BazzaInTheLoft

Other people telling you about a dream they had.


I had a dream about my parking ticket.
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Dullest Thread Ideas on 12:05 - Jun 4 with 4984 viewsSimonJames

If you put a coat on, and you're right-handed, which sleeve do you do first?

100% of people who drink water will die.

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Dullest Thread Ideas on 12:06 - Jun 4 with 4983 viewsSimonJames

Tapioca... nice pudding or frog spawn?

100% of people who drink water will die.

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Dullest Thread Ideas on 12:07 - Jun 4 with 4984 viewscolinallcars

I feel a thread of this nature would not only be counter productive but also actively contrary to the whole spirit of populist culture.
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Dullest Thread Ideas on 12:10 - Jun 4 with 4980 viewsTwoHalves

Dullest Thread Ideas on 12:07 - Jun 4 by colinallcars

I feel a thread of this nature would not only be counter productive but also actively contrary to the whole spirit of populist culture.


I disagree (that should keep it going for a bit).
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Dullest Thread Ideas on 12:12 - Jun 4 with 4970 viewsSimonJames

What font do you think the squad numbers are printed in?

100% of people who drink water will die.

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Dullest Thread Ideas on 12:16 - Jun 4 with 4967 viewsDaBurgh

I thought I took my blue khaki shorts out of the winter storage box and arranged them into my 'summer shorts' drawer. But as I fancied wearing them to a local market last Saturday they were not where I thought I put them, between my lavender and coral shorts, I was taken aback and had to rest on the bed for a few moments.
Image my confusion and mental state, I was unable to enjoy the fruit and veg market, one might say I was there physically but certainly not emotionally. Upon returning home I searched all my drawers, somewhat in a frenzy. There they were, I can only image that in my excitement of retrieving my summer attire I mistakenly placed them in my swim and leisure ware drawer while distracted by my newly acquired pillow cases.
Needless to say my bedroom was totally shambolic with clothes everywhere, fortunately I was able to restore all items to their correct summer drawers locations without to much fuss. I survived the day intact, the likes of which I hope I never have to repeat.

When you reach the place beyond thoughts, the only thing you'll find is love and the only purpose of life becomes to ease the suffering of others.

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Dullest Thread Ideas on 12:18 - Jun 4 with 4958 viewsSimonJames

What would you say is the predominant shade of blue for the seats in The Loft?

100% of people who drink water will die.

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Dullest Thread Ideas on 12:23 - Jun 4 with 4944 viewsMick_S

Dullest Thread Ideas on 12:16 - Jun 4 by DaBurgh

I thought I took my blue khaki shorts out of the winter storage box and arranged them into my 'summer shorts' drawer. But as I fancied wearing them to a local market last Saturday they were not where I thought I put them, between my lavender and coral shorts, I was taken aback and had to rest on the bed for a few moments.
Image my confusion and mental state, I was unable to enjoy the fruit and veg market, one might say I was there physically but certainly not emotionally. Upon returning home I searched all my drawers, somewhat in a frenzy. There they were, I can only image that in my excitement of retrieving my summer attire I mistakenly placed them in my swim and leisure ware drawer while distracted by my newly acquired pillow cases.
Needless to say my bedroom was totally shambolic with clothes everywhere, fortunately I was able to restore all items to their correct summer drawers locations without to much fuss. I survived the day intact, the likes of which I hope I never have to repeat.


This is a true story, isn’t it hmmmmmm?

Did I ever mention that I was in Minder?
Poll: Would you eat a pizza topped with only potato and rice?

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Dullest Thread Ideas on 12:32 - Jun 4 with 4922 viewsTwoHalves

Dullest Thread Ideas on 12:12 - Jun 4 by SimonJames

What font do you think the squad numbers are printed in?


My guess is Optima Bold, a humanist sans serif font designed by Hermann Zapf and published by Linotype.
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Dullest Thread Ideas on 13:00 - Jun 4 with 4857 viewsTwoHalves

Dullest Thread Ideas on 12:18 - Jun 4 by SimonJames

What would you say is the predominant shade of blue for the seats in The Loft?


The key word here is ‘predominant’ as the shades of blue are likely to vary between, say, Block PU in the Upper Loft to Block HL in the Lower due to different degrees of exposure to the sun. I therefore posit that the more southerly sections would be of a slightly darker hue to the more northerly, which are likely to be more faded, or washed out, in appearance.
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Dullest Thread Ideas on 13:09 - Jun 4 with 4825 viewsjoe90

Dullest Thread Ideas on 12:18 - Jun 4 by SimonJames

What would you say is the predominant shade of blue for the seats in The Loft?


You've got me thinking, I can't remember if my seat is blue or white?
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Dullest Thread Ideas on 13:11 - Jun 4 with 4823 viewsBazzaInTheLoft

Dullest Thread Ideas on 12:18 - Jun 4 by SimonJames

What would you say is the predominant shade of blue for the seats in The Loft?


Some temporary colour changes during the Karl Ready years.
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Dullest Thread Ideas on 13:27 - Jun 4 with 4787 viewsCateLeBonR

Compost. When I was buying my all purpose compost for my balcony herb garden the other day at Wickes. Was I wise getting the cheapo own brand stuff or should I have splashed out the extra £4.50 for Miracle Gro?

Only thyme will tell...
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Dullest Thread Ideas on 13:37 - Jun 4 with 4765 viewsSuperhoop83

The impact of ULEZ on people who live outside, and never venture into, London.

Bit of a personal one there, but the bloke lives in Thetford ffs.

Suffering since 1978.

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Dullest Thread Ideas on 13:41 - Jun 4 with 4755 viewsMetallica_Hoop

50 SHADES OF GRAY. by Metallica_Hoop on 13:41-june 6 with 3 views.

What's your favourite?

Beer and Beef has made us what we are - The Prince Regent

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Dullest Thread Ideas on 13:42 - Jun 4 with 4750 viewsTwoHalves

Dullest Thread Ideas on 13:37 - Jun 4 by Superhoop83

The impact of ULEZ on people who live outside, and never venture into, London.

Bit of a personal one there, but the bloke lives in Thetford ffs.


I’ve been to Thetford.
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Dullest Thread Ideas on 13:48 - Jun 4 with 4721 viewsMick_S

Dullest Thread Ideas on 13:42 - Jun 4 by TwoHalves

I’ve been to Thetford.


Do you think Charlene’s been to paradise? I do.

Did I ever mention that I was in Minder?
Poll: Would you eat a pizza topped with only potato and rice?

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Dullest Thread Ideas on 14:12 - Jun 4 with 4702 viewsTwoHalves

Favourite theorem?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/
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Dullest Thread Ideas on 14:52 - Jun 4 with 4659 viewsMatch82

Dullest Thread Ideas on 11:35 - Jun 4 by TwoHalves

Anyone want to hear about my parking ticket?


Yes but only if you can weave in at least 4 puns based on QPR player names. A for er goalkeeper should be a gimme
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