| Jo*n Te**y what a scumbag 14:51 - Jul 7 with 4240 views | PeterHucker |
I'm in a WhatsApp group with some mates & the subject of John effing Terry came up recently.
Surprisingly some in the group have said maybe he's not all that bad.
I'm not fùcking having that!!!!
Clive did a few paragraphs of pure brilliance on here a few years ago summarising various examples of what a prize c**t he is.
I've tried to find it but can't.
Can anyone help? [Post edited 7 Jul 14:52]
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| Jo*n Te**y what a scumbag on 14:56 - Jul 7 with 4169 views | loftboy |
When I lived in chertsey he was a regular Parker in disabled bays near their training ground in Cobham, when confronted he laughed it off as he could afford the fine with no self awareness that he was blocking a legitimate disabled driver from parking there.
I was also in a Brooklands Tescos the day his mum and mother-in-law walked out with a trolley load of unpaid shopping. [Post edited 7 Jul 15:15]
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| Jo*n Te**y what a scumbag on 15:22 - Jul 7 with 3995 views | kensalriser |
Somewhere around 2009/10 a young woman in the office I was working in at the time had the misfortune to meet Terry on a night out. Next thing her friend was getting unsolicited and very unwelcome dick pics. The look of absolute revulsion on her face as she recounted the story has really stayed with me. |  |
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| Jo*n Te**y what a scumbag on 15:34 - Jul 7 with 3918 views | Mick_S |
| Jo*n Te**y what a scumbag on 15:22 - Jul 7 by kensalriser |
Somewhere around 2009/10 a young woman in the office I was working in at the time had the misfortune to meet Terry on a night out. Next thing her friend was getting unsolicited and very unwelcome dick pics. The look of absolute revulsion on her face as she recounted the story has really stayed with me. |
Was it his face? |  |
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| Jo*n Te**y what a scumbag on 15:42 - Jul 7 with 3865 views | Paddyhoops |
There’s an article in the i newspaper sadly behind a paywall .
Headline is “John Terry , Britain’s worst ambassador since Peter Mandelson “
Draw your own conclusions. |  | | |
| Jo*n Te**y what a scumbag on 15:44 - Jul 7 with 3848 views | stevec |
He was crossing Epsom High street some years back, right in front of me, eating a Greggs steak bake on a boiling hot summers day.
I was thinking about running him over but the lights were red.
What a cnt. |  | | |
| Jo*n Te**y what a scumbag on 15:50 - Jul 7 with 3813 views | Juzzie |
Probelm is, people see what they want to see. Just like 'arry who has his cheeky cockerny geezer persona on tv but is really a cnt. |  | | |
| Jo*n Te**y what a scumbag on 16:26 - Jul 7 with 3649 views | SAPilgrim |
The end of this match report?
“We can, and have, and will again, talk about the parking in disabled spaces, the shagging a team mate’s wife behind his own wife’s back, the using his position as England captain to make yet more money by hawking out Wembley boxes on the side at £4k a throw, the using his position as Chelsea captain to make yet more money by running dodgy bootleg tours of Cobham, the propensity to piss in pint glasses in nightclubs and then cob it all over the dance floor, the drunken abuse of distraught American tourists near Heathrow Airport when he’d used 9/11 as a chance for an all day drink up, his dad’s c*caine dealing, his mum’s shop-lifting, going up to collect a cup in full kit and shin pads at the end of a final he'd missed through suspension for deliberately kicking an opponent in the back, and that monstrous moment of hubris and ego when he stopped a Premier League game at a time pre-arranged (by him, at his suggestion, for his idea) so he could leave the field to a standing ovation in the same minute as his shirt number.
But for now, on this Tuesday, all that mattered was his performance: dominated in both boxes by Matt Smith, who seemed to have made it his mission to head every Aston Villa corner away by himself; repeatedly tricked and humiliated by Ebere Eze on his second ever league start. Turning slower than milk and with the same acceleration as the average three bed semi, he was saved from further humiliation only by the more mobile James Chester alongside him. Chester got his reward for doing the job of two men by hooking in an injury time corner to make it 3-1 which sparked a brief panic during which Smithies saved well from Adomah but eventually proved scant consolation. Terry, face like thunder, had only the QPR fans in his ear for company.
We may face him again one day and he may play better than this. He may well beat us, and celebrate in front of us, and send out pithy Instagram pictures about how he always beats QPR (this was actually the third time Rangers have beaten Terry’s team in seven league games with a draw chucked in there as well) and we’ll have to suck that up. He could well be lifting a play-off trophy for Villa in two months’ time. But for now we have this wonderful Tuesday, and he’ll always be the England international captain who called one of our players a “f*cking black c***” on the pitch during a game.” |  | | |
| Jo*n Te**y what a scumbag on 17:15 - Jul 7 with 3453 views | Paddyhoops |
| Jo*n Te**y what a scumbag on 16:26 - Jul 7 by SAPilgrim |
The end of this match report?
“We can, and have, and will again, talk about the parking in disabled spaces, the shagging a team mate’s wife behind his own wife’s back, the using his position as England captain to make yet more money by hawking out Wembley boxes on the side at £4k a throw, the using his position as Chelsea captain to make yet more money by running dodgy bootleg tours of Cobham, the propensity to piss in pint glasses in nightclubs and then cob it all over the dance floor, the drunken abuse of distraught American tourists near Heathrow Airport when he’d used 9/11 as a chance for an all day drink up, his dad’s c*caine dealing, his mum’s shop-lifting, going up to collect a cup in full kit and shin pads at the end of a final he'd missed through suspension for deliberately kicking an opponent in the back, and that monstrous moment of hubris and ego when he stopped a Premier League game at a time pre-arranged (by him, at his suggestion, for his idea) so he could leave the field to a standing ovation in the same minute as his shirt number.
But for now, on this Tuesday, all that mattered was his performance: dominated in both boxes by Matt Smith, who seemed to have made it his mission to head every Aston Villa corner away by himself; repeatedly tricked and humiliated by Ebere Eze on his second ever league start. Turning slower than milk and with the same acceleration as the average three bed semi, he was saved from further humiliation only by the more mobile James Chester alongside him. Chester got his reward for doing the job of two men by hooking in an injury time corner to make it 3-1 which sparked a brief panic during which Smithies saved well from Adomah but eventually proved scant consolation. Terry, face like thunder, had only the QPR fans in his ear for company.
We may face him again one day and he may play better than this. He may well beat us, and celebrate in front of us, and send out pithy Instagram pictures about how he always beats QPR (this was actually the third time Rangers have beaten Terry’s team in seven league games with a draw chucked in there as well) and we’ll have to suck that up. He could well be lifting a play-off trophy for Villa in two months’ time. But for now we have this wonderful Tuesday, and he’ll always be the England international captain who called one of our players a “f*cking black c***” on the pitch during a game.” |
Shame Trump wasn’t around back in the day. He could have got Terry’s suspension lifted .
Avoided the FKW scenario.
I bet those two would get on like a house on fire. | | | |
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| Jo*n Te**y what a scumbag on 17:18 - Jul 7 with 3438 views | PeterHucker |
| Jo*n Te**y what a scumbag on 17:15 - Jul 7 by Paddyhoops |
Shame Trump wasn’t around back in the day. He could have got Terry’s suspension lifted .
Avoided the FKW scenario.
I bet those two would get on like a house on fire. |
wish they were both in one | | | |
| Jo*n Te**y what a scumbag on 18:58 - Jul 7 with 3241 views | NoDiddley |
Probably the only person I can think of that I’d do time for.
An absolute kunt of a man. |  | | |
| Jo*n Te**y what a scumbag on 19:25 - Jul 7 with 3144 views | GroveR |
| Jo*n Te**y what a scumbag on 15:44 - Jul 7 by stevec |
He was crossing Epsom High street some years back, right in front of me, eating a Greggs steak bake on a boiling hot summers day.
I was thinking about running him over but the lights were red.
What a cnt. |
If all that was stopping you was a traffic light you're a better driver than me mate. |  | | |
| Jo*n Te**y what a scumbag on 19:33 - Jul 7 with 3119 views | Sonic_Hoop |
| Jo*n Te**y what a scumbag on 19:25 - Jul 7 by GroveR |
If all that was stopping you was a traffic light you're a better driver than me mate. |
https://www.theguardian.com/fo |  | | |
| Jo*n Te**y what a scumbag on 19:50 - Jul 7 with 3059 views | numptydumpty |
Well if you truly want to enjoy the odd hour of carnage.
Piers Morgan on his youtube channel is reviewing each days world cup talking points with Simon Jordan and John Terry. Three men that love the sound of their own voice. And sadly for me, one of these episodes came up on my feed and at the start of it, they chatted about the love of big egos which aĺl accepted and enjoyed their feelings that they all had this sad personality trait.Realised my error and switched off quickly.
i was browsing last week and sadly the following report popped up for me to read.
John Terry's brother who played for Rushden and Diamonds had an affair with his teammates girlfriend. Happened that it was the goalkeeper of the team. The guy was only young and this was said to have had a dreadful effect on the team morale in the dressing room and very sadly the goalkeeper felt such shame over it, not his fault at all, but he committed suicide.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-
A tragic story but a la Joey Barton and his family, as they say the apple.doesnt fall far from the tree. Am sure like his brother John Terry gave not a flying pig what his affair had on the morale in his team dressing room also and he was supposedly the team captain also.
People who have undoubted football talent are not always great human beings. Ryan Giggs is another that springs to mind with a hidden eight year affair with his brothers wife and the family rejected his brother Rhodri and stood by Ryan. Wonder if money had anything ti do with that
Had a boss who had affairs with two colleagues and was very open about it and these staff members were massively favoured. It destroyed the whole team environment. It was a totally miserable place to work.
People like these have zero sense of morality and totally believe everything they have done is completely fair enough and possess zero remorse.
People can make mistakes and learn and some just really can't !!
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| Jo*n Te**y what a scumbag on 20:40 - Jul 7 with 2879 views | Mick_S |
Big lol.
Perhaps on reflection, Chelsea may come to regret their decision to pass on a coaching CV that at the time of writing consists of spells on the Aston Villa and Leicester backroom staff, plus a stint managing the 26ers team in the first two seasons of Baller League (ninth and fifth respectively, in case you’re wondering) | |
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| Jo*n Te**y what a scumbag on 15:20 - Jul 8 with 2166 views | Boston |
| Jo*n Te**y what a scumbag on 14:56 - Jul 7 by loftboy |
When I lived in chertsey he was a regular Parker in disabled bays near their training ground in Cobham, when confronted he laughed it off as he could afford the fine with no self awareness that he was blocking a legitimate disabled driver from parking there.
I was also in a Brooklands Tescos the day his mum and mother-in-law walked out with a trolley load of unpaid shopping. [Post edited 7 Jul 15:15]
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You're obviously a very bad influence on the family. | |
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| Jo*n Te**y what a scumbag on 17:31 - Jul 8 with 1994 views | TwoHalves |
| Jo*n Te**y what a scumbag on 15:44 - Jul 7 by stevec |
He was crossing Epsom High street some years back, right in front of me, eating a Greggs steak bake on a boiling hot summers day.
I was thinking about running him over but the lights were red.
What a cnt. |
Pity you weren’t on a Lime bike. | | | |
| Jo*n Te**y what a scumbag on 17:49 - Jul 8 with 1939 views | TwoHalves |
| Jo*n Te**y what a scumbag on 14:56 - Jul 7 by loftboy |
When I lived in chertsey he was a regular Parker in disabled bays near their training ground in Cobham, when confronted he laughed it off as he could afford the fine with no self awareness that he was blocking a legitimate disabled driver from parking there.
I was also in a Brooklands Tescos the day his mum and mother-in-law walked out with a trolley load of unpaid shopping. [Post edited 7 Jul 15:15]
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He’d make a good game show host though: Supermarket Swipe. | | | |
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