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Carpets 10:49 - Feb 9 with 1119 viewsTheBlob

How do you get lumps out of a new carpet ffs?
Rolled and rerolled it,still a lump that looks like a giant sausage won't go flat.No cats/mice/bailiffs inadvertently trapped.Giving serious consideration to hammering in a few six inch nails,that'll sort the sucka.....

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Carpets on 13:37 - Feb 9 with 289 viewsMetallica_Hoop

Carpets on 13:28 - Feb 9 by TheBlob



Decided to have a big f*ck off paving slab with an ornamental fountain in the middle of the bedroom.



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Carpets on 13:47 - Feb 9 with 285 viewsheadhoops

turn it upside down and watch the bumps disappear!

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Carpets on 13:50 - Feb 9 with 284 viewsade_qpr

Carpets on 13:28 - Feb 9 by TheBlob



Decided to have a big f*ck off paving slab with an ornamental fountain in the middle of the bedroom.


farken hell heard of jumping off the cupboard, but swan diving off the fountain on the misses?

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Carpets on 14:58 - Feb 9 with 271 viewsStanisgod

Carpets on 12:20 - Feb 9 by TheBlob

NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO......how did you know it was Carpetland??







Because of the lumps

It's being so happy that keeps me going.

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Carpets on 15:04 - Feb 9 with 267 viewsQPR1882

I had the same problem,just buried mine.......

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Carpets on 15:08 - Feb 9 with 265 viewsBazWoT

Carpets on 12:32 - Feb 9 by TheBlob

Oh yeah great.You can visit me in A&E after the heart attack.





Cheers for that though.


Hedgehogs are better.

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Carpets on 15:16 - Feb 9 with 258 viewswood_hoop

The carpet could be cold from lying in a wharehouse, the glue sticking the pile to the backing can sometimes be like concrete in the winter months, better to leave for a while to warm up and will become more supple.

If hessian you need to hook onto the gripper rods one end of the room and use a 'knee kicker' to stretch onto the gripper at the other end, you can hire them from most tool hire shops.

Once hooked on at both ends you can trim off any waste, depending on the type of carpet will deem just how much 'stretch' you will get.

The knee kicker is not as lethal as it looks, adjust the spiked head to the density of the carpet pile, unless a massive length of carpet you shouldn't need that much power behind the knee kick, nor work at a hundred miles an hour.
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Carpets on 16:20 - Feb 9 with 246 viewswombat

Carpets on 13:22 - Feb 9 by TheBlob

'kinell....wiped that little bald geezer out.

Yeah,that'll do it.



bloody hell they must have been scraping that bald headed guy of there boots for weeks.


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Carpets on 17:56 - Feb 9 with 225 viewsgazza1

Carpets on 11:16 - Feb 9 by BazWoT

My mate owns Manor Carpets, he can help you out.

Conversely, attach hedgehogs to your knees and squat thrust it into place.


Shut up Baz.....you dont know Fraz do you????? How come you know him then????
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Carpets on 19:14 - Feb 9 with 212 viewsUPPERLOFTNZ

Carpets on 13:37 - Feb 9 by Metallica_Hoop



serious answer. It just needs stretching mate. hire a stretcher and keep giving it a nudge until the bump dissapears.

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Carpets on 19:40 - Feb 9 with 206 viewsTheBlob

Carpets on 19:14 - Feb 9 by UPPERLOFTNZ

serious answer. It just needs stretching mate. hire a stretcher and keep giving it a nudge until the bump dissapears.


No hire shops around here unfortunately,unless it's a bolt gun to slaughter sheep/ramblers.So I've got a cheap one off Ebay.Great,my knees are f*cked and the last time I tried putting down gripper rods I had to go to A&E for a Tetanus shot.What turned out as a cheap solution is costing more than the national debt of Bolivia.
And then there's the f*cking flat pack furniture to think about.Got to get it all done by saturday and the streaming Blackburn coverage.
Thanks for all the help guys.




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Carpets on 20:40 - Feb 9 with 199 viewsBazWoT

Carpets on 17:56 - Feb 9 by gazza1

Shut up Baz.....you dont know Fraz do you????? How come you know him then????


I do know Frazzle mate, that surprise you eh!

We've probably met.

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Carpets on 20:40 - Feb 9 with 198 viewsdazhoopa

blob the carpet either needs a stretch,the underlay underneath needs changing or the carpets delaminating which means the backings coming off which means the carpet needs to go.if carpet was fitted by a shop within the year they should come back to sought it out for no charge.hope this info is a help
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Carpets on 22:59 - Feb 9 with 180 viewsTheBlob

Carpets on 20:40 - Feb 9 by dazhoopa

blob the carpet either needs a stretch,the underlay underneath needs changing or the carpets delaminating which means the backings coming off which means the carpet needs to go.if carpet was fitted by a shop within the year they should come back to sought it out for no charge.hope this info is a help


It's a brand new carpet daz.
Going to stretch the mutha.

Oh yes.

The we'll see who has the last laugh.

It's me or the carpet.....

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Carpets on 00:41 - Feb 10 with 170 viewsBrightonhoop

Carpets on 22:59 - Feb 9 by TheBlob

It's a brand new carpet daz.
Going to stretch the mutha.

Oh yes.

The we'll see who has the last laugh.

It's me or the carpet.....


This site eh? First was strawberry growing tips, then diseased potato advice of the green variety, pot bound bamboo advice, and now how not lay a carpet.
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Carpets on 06:24 - Feb 10 with 168 viewsBazWoT

Carpets on 00:41 - Feb 10 by Brightonhoop

This site eh? First was strawberry growing tips, then diseased potato advice of the green variety, pot bound bamboo advice, and now how not lay a carpet.


Give these in Southall a shout, best person for the job.

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Carpets on 08:02 - Feb 10 with 159 viewsCanadaRanger

Take the mother-in-law out from under it... That should do the trick!

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Carpets on 09:38 - Feb 10 with 147 viewsCanadaRanger

My daughter, who is in the construction industry, wonders if the carpet or backing has been water damaged. Worth considering.
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Carpets on 09:46 - Feb 10 with 144 viewsTheBlob

Carpets on 09:38 - Feb 10 by CanadaRanger

My daughter, who is in the construction industry, wonders if the carpet or backing has been water damaged. Worth considering.


Cheers for that.

There's always the glue option.

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Carpets on 09:52 - Feb 10 with 143 viewspeejaybee

Blob
I wondered if you have ever had your underfelt.????????????
Just being nosy like.
PS. I am not offering.

If at first you dont succeed, pack up and f**k off home.

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Carpets on 10:00 - Feb 10 with 139 viewsMetallica_Hoop

Like the rotund,sweating, palpitating, slightly larger lady left at the end of a gig, as a back up there is always.......


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Carpets on 10:03 - Feb 10 with 136 viewsTheBlob

Carpets on 10:00 - Feb 10 by Metallica_Hoop

Like the rotund,sweating, palpitating, slightly larger lady left at the end of a gig, as a back up there is always.......



Apparently it's from the Spring 2012 Quasimodo Range of hessian carpets.Now they tell me.


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Carpets on 10:07 - Feb 10 with 134 viewsMetallica_Hoop

Sounds a right mare Blob. Hessian should only be used in turbans in my opinion.


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Carpets on 10:10 - Feb 10 with 131 viewsTheBlob

Carpets on 10:07 - Feb 10 by Metallica_Hoop

Sounds a right mare Blob. Hessian should only be used in turbans in my opinion.



Isn't hessian very akin to hemp,Met?

Wonder if it burns readily....




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Carpets on 10:13 - Feb 10 with 129 viewsCanadaRanger

Is that photo what they mean by sacks appeal?
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