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WTF is this shit and why are Fulham doing this to football?
Why isn't football enough anymore? Why can't it just be a pitch, four stands, some bits that sell pies and f**king Maltesers and some bogs?
A f**king swimming pool? What the f**k has that got to do with football? What is a swimming pool good for apart from giving Michael Barrymore a handy place to leave a sexually injured corpse?
It's one of the best films ever made. Shame the series as a whole is dogshit though now. 2 was okay, 2016 was ultra piss and the last one before this one was shit and dull. Not bothering with the new one.
I'm all for it though. If it's 10:30, go home. Unless it's a weekend, then go to a club.
It's all well and good letting people get pissed beyond then but the later it gets, the harder it is for the staff to deal with them and they don't want to be working past midnight.
I've been working on early retirement since David Bowie died. If that guy can die at 69 then I can. And I'm meant to retire at 67? Yeah, okay. Two years and then dead. F*ck off, time.
A week later and we're no worse off than before, really. The bottom five remains the same with us a point above Hudds and now also a point clear of Brum.
Good Friday or as QPR call it 'Probably Shit Friday'
Millwall vs West Brom (5th) Blackburn vs Ipswich (3rd) Norwich (6th) vs Plymouth Hull (7th) vs Stoke QPR vs Birmingham Huddersfield vs Coventry (8th) Sheff Weds vs Swansea (15th)
Everyone who matters is playing a top 8 side and Birmingham's form is dogshit.
Feels like this should be a good day for us if we can just figure out how to convert more of these chances we've been making.
Easter Monday
Rotherham vs Millwall :( Sunderland vs Blackburn Plymouth vs Bristol City Stoke vs Huddersfield (hmm!) Swansea vs QPR Birmingham vs Preston Middlesborough vs Sheffield Weds
Not quite as good as Millwall and one of Stoke/Hudds will probably win.
Not even clicking it. New stadium? We'd f*ck that up and end up in some money pit haemorrhaging cash like some sort of fountain of piss. Get back in the Prem? LOL. I don't really fancy 38 ass-f*ckings, thanks.
Stanley Jordan is incredible. Having really struggled to nail jazz, the idea of doing chords and lead and everything harmonising like that is next level. It's as alien to me as being able to do a forward flip or whatever.
BUT guitars don't sound very nice being played two handed like this. Things get messy and out of tune a little even when you're talking about a master like Stanley.
I watch a LOT of films but I'm also dumb so I'm not looking for films with a load of faffy dialogue and pretentiousness. So in answer to the original post here, my go to list of what I call comfort films is as follows.
Aliens - obviously Alien is the better film but Aliens is more entertaining.
Terminator - really the only truly essential one in the series.
Enter the Dragon/Bloodsport/Best of the Best - my three favourite fighting flicks.
Predator 2 - the most underrated sequel of all time.
Groundhog Day - my favourite Xmas movie (even if it's not even slightly a Xmas movie and is set in February).
Repo Man - the greatest film of all time.
The Thing (1982)/The Thing (2011) - John Carpenter's film is one of my top three. The sequel is underrated and has a good pace that makes it easy to watch. Yes, the CGI is a bit much.
The Man With Two Brains - an '80s Steve Martin film that has a joke a minute at least and they always land. It's amazing.
I tend to spend a lot of time these days watching modern horror films. Contrary to what people think, we're in a golden age for them. There are loads of really good ones and more getting made all the time. It Follows, Smile, Devil, Thanksgiving, Talk To Me.
And I'm a mark for anything that Nic Cage does these days.
I used to think that Alien vs. Predator: Requiem was the worst film ever. It certainly is awful in every respect but last year I saw a film that out did it considerably and that is Skinamarink.
The premise is that two kids wake up in the middle of the night in their house but their parents have disappeared and there are now no windows or doors. Sounds like an okay premise for a horror film right?
Well. Here's the thing. For a film to be a film I reckon you need a few basics. You need a story. I mean not even a good one but a story nonetheless. This film doesn't really have one. There's that premise but it's never explained or really acted on. It barely counts.
You need to be able to see what's going on. You can't. In this film the camera is generally pointed at a ceiling or a floor. It's F*CKING SHIT.
You need to be able to hear what's going on. You can't. The few lines of dialogue in the film are basically inaudible. You have to put on the subtitles and when you do it doesn't in any way advance the story.
There's no real ending. That's a common one in films but here it's weird because there's no start or middle either.
Here's the trailer. Imagine this for nearly two hours. Just this. And the whole 'In this house' line isn't in the film. And that's literally the only actual thing in the trailer.
I've never sat in the School End but can it not be divided vertically rather than horizontally? I'd rather just put the away fans in a corner a bit like Palace do, albeit it they do that in a side stand not an end.