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New Kit 2026/27
at 10:25 14 Jun 2026

Think you’ll find it’s ‘typeface’, not ‘font’, Spaceman. For that I’m indebted, as ever, to E17.
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New Kit 2026/27
at 09:17 14 Jun 2026

Was going to be clever and mention our 1967 League Cup victory. But then remembered we wore all white.
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New Kit 2026/27
at 08:52 14 Jun 2026

Anyone else getting a periwinkle vibe?

Edit: Just been browsing the Farrow & Ball 2026 colour chart (it’s the sort of thing I do of a Sunday morning). Getting hints of ‘Kakalugn’ too.

So, ‘Julien Stéphan’s Periwinkle and Kakalugn Army’ it is then. Got a sort of ring to it, don’t you think?
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The ultimate World Cup thread
at 07:17 14 Jun 2026

He should form a band: The Martin Experience Experience (soz, folks, bit late to the party. Had to be said though).
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The ultimate World Cup thread
at 07:12 14 Jun 2026

Might need to confirm your age for that, Numpty.
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New Kit 2026/27
at 06:59 14 Jun 2026

Well, maybe Papa’s Got A Brand New Pigbag did need freshening up …

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The ultimate World Cup thread
at 00:49 14 Jun 2026

Wasn’t there some sort of financial dispute between him and the club involving bouncing cheques or something? Don’t know if that was ever resolved.
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New Kit 2026/27
at 22:36 13 Jun 2026

Psst! I’ve heard there’s a referee whose name is similar to someone who may know the friend of a friend of someone who might be linked to them.
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New Kit 2026/27
at 22:30 13 Jun 2026

Could be on to something there, rbee. Different versions for the Silent Generation, Baby Boomers, Generation X, Millenials, Generation Z, Generation Alpha and, now, Generation Beta (titter ye not, they’ll be 18% of the global population by 2050). How hard could that be?
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World Cup Images
at 21:49 13 Jun 2026

Although I appreciate the symbolism, I really, really wish I hadn’t clicked on this. Almost as stomach-churning as the AI-generated image of a grinning Trump, wearing the blue and white hoops, behind the bar at the Queens Tavern. Once seen, impossible to unsee.
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The ultimate World Cup thread
at 21:36 13 Jun 2026

This should confuse them even more …

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New Kit 2026/27
at 20:51 13 Jun 2026

They should’ve had a special ceremony at Loftus Road, £5 admission, with clowns, acrobats and dancing girls. The whole event would culminate with the grand unveiling of the kit by a C-List celebrity, who would pull a drawstring to remove a ceremonial drape, which in turn would reveal the 2026/7 kit in all its glory. That’s what I think.
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Guitar playing thread
at 20:41 13 Jun 2026

Quite possibly, Boston. It was 43 years ago and I can barely remember what I did yesterday. All I know is that it would’ve probably been in central London somewhere. I only remember the year because I found it in an old diary.

Incidentally, Ulmer is on an LP called Lenox Avenue Breakdown by alto saxophonist Arthur Blythe. Also on the team is a tuba player called Bob Stewart, whose solo is featured on the title track.

It has been referred to as “one of the few genuinely important tuba statements in jazz, a nimble sermon that promises storms and sunshine”. I think that will have to be my selection when Colin starts his much-anticipated Tuba Solos thread.
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Guitar playing thread
at 19:40 13 Jun 2026

Bit of an acquired taste, certainly. I only saw him once (1983). Think he was playing in a guitar, violin, drums trio at the time. Wish I could remember more about it. No recollection of the venue even, possibly because I was with a Millwall mate (don’t judge me) and we’d been through the entire ‘Beers of the World’ selection in the pub before.
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Guitar playing thread
at 17:56 13 Jun 2026

What a bizarre, but wonderful, story about singer-songwriter Allan Taylor (guitarist, too, to keep this on topic), plucked from obscurity after Ed Sheeran’s tweet about a vinyl record crate-digging spree in New York …

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/art
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Guitar playing thread
at 16:45 13 Jun 2026

James Blood Ulmer RIP. Ornette Coleman protégé. Threw funk, punk, jazz, the blues (and a good deal more) into a great big melting pot.

https://www.theguardian.com/mu

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The ultimate World Cup thread
at 15:32 13 Jun 2026

Try “Donald, onde estão suas calças?” with the Brazilians, Boston. That should clear things up.
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Flypast
at 14:26 13 Jun 2026

I’m surprised the Red Arrows haven’t been banned. They could easily have been infiltrated by a member of Al-Shaabaab, who, at the very last second, could suddenly peel off from the main formation and obliterate the entire Royal Family, gathered together before their loyal and cheering subjects on the balcony at Buckingham Palace, in one fell swoop.
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Ghana Defensive Midfield Player Barred From Entry To Canada
at 14:10 13 Jun 2026

Indeed. That’s the point, sort of. Indifference to the player’s denial of entry to Canada, then, because the allegations are serious. That, and a vaguely humorous attempt to defuse the Somali ref thread by providing a kind of ‘sewage outfall’ for some of its more recent contributions. A bit convoluted, perhaps TBF.
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Ghana Defensive Midfield Player Barred From Entry To Canada
at 12:37 13 Jun 2026

Anyone else seething with pure, cold indifference about this?
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