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Fan trouble after the Fulham game.
at 16:32 23 Jan 2017

Fulham supporters went berserk in a branch of Mcdonalds after their game against local rivals and known superior outfit Queens Park Rangers yesterday after gifting West London's only club 4 points this season.
Around 60 young men stormed into the fast food restaurant on Uxbridge Road and caused utter chaos.
Mcdonalds worker Nigel Lettuce said "One lad in pink trousers and suede brogues started on a mikshake. I saw it with my own eyes. He went up to the milkshake and said "What the devil are you looking at you pleb?" and then windmilled at it for 5 minutes"
Tomato sauce was smeared on the windows, trays were launced like frisbees and one yob urinated in the till as Fulham fans sung their anthem that nobody can remember.
Mal Pacino from the Metropolitan Police said "As usual, the Fulham fans were hell bent on spoiling the day for everybody. They have smashed Mcdonalds up and they have also caused £2000 worth of improvements to the soft furnishings in Costa Coffee"
One man passing with his young family was left traumatised as 4 floppy haired maniacs verbally attacked them with chants of "who the blinking flip are you" and "you're going home in a shabby uber cab". "It was awful" he said "one of them even went so far as to remark on the cut of my jacket, the beast".
A near record 257 Fulham fans made the short journey to Loftus Road and police say they arrested all of them for offences ranging from public indecency and interfering with horses through to pelting passersby with half eaten quinoa and feta melts.
One young Fulham fan told reporters "I'm from Shepherds Bush but I support Fulham. Ha ha. I'm gonna punch my own head in. Ha ha"
The majority of the arrested will be released on bail later today when Police work out who is who as the majority appear to be called Tarquin, Rupert and Jacko.
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Nugent
at 19:32 6 Aug 2015

To Wednesday by the looks of it.
I'd not have minded us taking a punt on him.
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Ollies predictions
at 17:30 6 Aug 2015

"Having been with QPR for 10 years, I can only go one way with this one!
Charlie Austin will be gone by the end of the window, I'm sure of it, but they've made some decent signings, I like what my old mate Les Ferdinand is doing down there and I'd love Chris Ramsay to do well having been given the job full-time. It's a London derby - but I'm backing QPR to run out convincing winners.
OLLIE PREDICTS: 1-3"

http://www.skysports.com/football/news/32817/9938180/ian-holloways-predictions-q
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Lampard.
at 19:57 1 Dec 2014

"I loved my time at Chelsea, will never forget it. At City though, I've never been happier. The best club I've been at."

Big words.
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Ref v Newcastle
at 16:05 17 Nov 2014

Chris bloody Foy
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Non QPR - VW campers
at 16:59 16 Nov 2014

Any devotees on here at all?
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FFP, a reprieve for QPR?
at 22:57 12 Nov 2014

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/queens-park-rangers/11227155/Why
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Off topic....Room/flatshare/houseshare needed.
at 11:50 11 Nov 2014

My brother is in need of somewhere to live, preferably in the West London area due to a job opportunity.
If anybody could help I'd appreciate it.
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Gary Neville
at 16:55 9 Nov 2014

"Pellegrini has never been to Loftus Road before, some grounds need to be shown respect"
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Yes or no?
at 23:59 5 Nov 2014

Yes or no?


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Wilko Johnson.
at 17:26 22 Oct 2014

There's enough bad news around at the moment, so it's great to hear something wonderful. On Radio 5 Live I heard that Wilko Johnson's been cured of cancer.
A tumour the size of a BABY was cut out of his pancreas in pioneering treatment and now he is cured and going back on the road.
Incredible news.
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Jack The Ripper Unmasked.
at 00:02 7 Sep 2014

Interesting.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2746321/Jack-Ripper-unmasked-How-amateur
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Aerial photos of London 1945 and now.
at 18:30 2 Aug 2014

Superb stuff, ability to slide the images between then and now.

Loftus Rd etc at number 5.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/jimwaterson/trams-of-old-london
[Post edited 2 Aug 2014 18:32]
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Morgan Amalfitano
at 23:38 31 Jul 2014

From the Fail.

http://www.footballcourier.com/news/story/3321148/qpr-ramp-up-bid-to-sign-marsei
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Squad for Germany
at 10:50 21 Jul 2014



No Adel.
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Remy
at 23:07 18 Jul 2014

To Liverpool on a 5 year deal according to Italian sports reporters.

Gutted if that goes through.

He'll be worth £30m inside a year.
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Steve Black
at 18:52 9 Jul 2014

http://www.qpr.co.uk/news/article/090714-steve-black-explains-why-qprs-success-l

Massive signing. let him loose on Adel, see what he can do.
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Player's contract expiries.
at 18:24 27 Jun 2014

From a post on Independent Rs.
Any corrections welcomed.

GOALKEEPERS

Robert GREEN June 14
Brian MURPHY June 15


DEFENDERS

Coll DONALDSON June 16
Richard DUNNE June 15
Max EHMER
Clint HILL June 15
Aaron HUGHES June 14
Nedum ONUOHA June 16
Danny SIMPSON June 16
Yun SUK-YOUNG June 16
Armand TRAORE June 14
Luke YOUNG June 14


MIDFIELDERS

Joey BARTON June 15
Hogan EPHRAIM June 14
Alejandro FAURLIN June 14
Karl HENRY June 15
Junior HOILETT June 16
Jermaine JENAS June 14
Gary O'NEIL June 14
Michael PETRASSO June 17
Matt PHILLIPS June 17
Frankie SUTHERLAND June 15
Shaun WRIGHT-PHILLIPS June 15

STRIKERS

Charlie AUSTIN June 16
Andy JOHNSON June 14
Bobby ZAMORA June 14


Loans out

Julio CESAR June 16
Samba DIAKITE June 16
Esteban GRANERO June 16
Michael HARRIMAN June 15
Stephane MBIA June 14
Loic REMY June 17
Adel TAARABT June 16
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Astonishing game.
at 15:16 23 Jun 2014

Just stumbled across this.

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Batalha_dos_Aflitos

Needed a win to get promoted. Conceded 2 penalties, both missed, went down to SEVEN men. Scored the winner in the 16th minute of injury time!
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McClaren
at 10:39 8 Jun 2014

He's a massively better manager now than he was when he managed England, was always a great coach but now a good manager too.
Learned a lot from his time in Europe.
I'd love him as permanent QPR boss when/if Harry knocks it on the head, reminds me very much of Sexton in his approach.
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