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Willock’s moment of clarity shines through the chaos – Report
Wednesday, 10th Mar 2021 14:34 by Clive Whittingham

A moment of first half quality from Chris Willock, the midfield style of Stefan Johansen, and QPR’s new found defensive solidity were all to the fore in Tuesday night’s dog fight with Wycombe at Loftus Road, which Rangers won 1-0.

Queens Park Rangers v Wycombe Wanderers. Big step-dad energy.

Roguish Gareth, trapped betwixt and between a trio of midlife crises, back in the house he once called his own for a designated visit. Gareth who encouraged you to be in bands, and draw, and used to sneak you a sip of his Sailor Jerry’s, but now brings his horrible new mate David Stockdale to the pub with him, who chucks coppers into your Sprite to make you down it, and rants on about all the “auto-tuned shite” you and your mates listen to. Leave off David, he’s finding his own path, yeh?

And Mark. Mum’s new boyfriend after she sorted her life out Mark. Honest, reliable, unflappable Mark, with the semi in Arnos Grove, who teaches you to drive, and thinks you should be in the sea cadets, and stresses the importance of starting your pension early. Handshake you can take to the bank.

Is there a bigger insult in Championship football than Warbs Warburton saying a team is “good at what they do”? “Good at what they do” in Warbs World means they are, in fact, all that is wrong with the game, producing unwatchable bilge, that they actually should take a long look in the mirror and be rather ashamed about. Mark says Gareth’s team is “good at what they do”. And now it’s tense. Loftus Road, less a football ground, more a glass case of emotion. Eyes down look in for a fight for three points, and a son’s love.

And it’s live. Never mind the quality feel the width. Wycombe, like some sort of Argos Barnsley, playing a back four so high you’re offside as soon as you step over the halfway line. Chair and Austin could have bust that early with quicker balls from Lee Wallace. Then Wallace, Chair and Stefan Johansen all threatened to break through on the goal with better decision making over the final ball. Press press press. Kick, rush, dive to the floor, scream. A team that has taken Grandpa Simpson’s “you should have fired into the air, she would have run off” and turned it into a life philosophy.

Samuel improvised a scorpion kicked attempt which Dieng saved easily. Joe Jacobson’s free kick off a daft Wallace foul might have found the far bottom corner but for Barbet’s decisive intervention – and if you enjoyed that, can I interest you in this formidable robot hoover? Admiral Muskwe, enjoying his shore leave, turned another chance wide at the near post off a low cross from Samuel. We shall call the baby… Admiral.

My kingdom for somebody who knows what they’re doing to just put a foot on the ball and calm everything the fuck down. This was rapidly in danger of descending into a repeat of last midweek, with Rangers too easily dragged out of their own preferred style into that of the opposition and then beaten with experience. Taking it personally, Stefan Johansen, whose first half passing was incisive and accurate and whose eighteenth minute long ranger was just about saved by Stockdale right at the moment it seemed certain to nestle in the bottom corner. Whenever the Norwegian had the ball, there was just that extra bit of finesse about proceedings, and lo and behold QPR would put four or five passes together, finding players in space, which is really all it needed.

Inspired, Chrissy Willock, brilliantly around Jacobson and through Thompson with a flick and a trick, then all the way along the byline to the point where a shot was on – off the post and into the path of Ilias Chair to score from range even Dean Coney might have been ok with. One nil, Willock again showing his immense future promise, Chair now clear as top scorer with seven, Stockdale beaten on his near post and left to mull whether turning down the chance to go to the Premier League with Brighton because of his daughter’s SATs/a Harry Redknapp contract was really such a swish career move after all. That Rolls Royce will look banging in the car park at Forest Green Rovers next season.

After that, though, QPR went back to being rather their own worst enemy. Chair guilty of trying to do too much with a shot wide on the half hour when a furious Charlie Austin was in a much better position one more pass to his right. Then Austin himself guilty of giving a ball away setting a counter attack in motion at the end of which Wanderers’ outstanding player Anis Mehmeti drew a brilliant snap save from Seny Dieng. Daryl Horgan, who’s ability to choose the wrong option with his final ball knew know bounds, volleyed over on the stroke of halftime after Yoann Barbet had been caught being too casual over a ball he thought he could shepherd out for a goal kick.

This was very much the pattern for the second half as well. When QPR got it down, calmly, and played their game, they went through Wycombe with relative ease. Charlie Austin fired just over of the top corner; Ilias Chair hit the base of the post after Rob Dickie’s forceful forward charge sent the villagers scattering; Willock had a low cross desperately intercepted at the end of the move of the match just before the hour; Sam Field got in down the left but botched the cross. It was there for us, you felt a second goal might bring the roof caving in on the visitors, but there were also periods of immense scrappiness. Wycombe, oddly bell-bottomed in what looked like girls’ PE shorts, hung around in the game, with Mehmeti having another shot from the edge of the box deflected over the bar.

What affinity there does exist between the clubs built up over Ainsworth’s nine-year stint and dozens of player swaps was tested to the limit by a series of outlandish second half penalty appeals. Captain Birdseye went first under precious little contact from Jordy De Wijs, then Alex Samuel – who spent more time on the ground than he did upright last night – tried his luck with the Dutchman, adding a dramatic scream for effect. Referee Simon Hooper couldn’t help but laugh. Come on lads, we’ve all had a drink.

De Wijs was impressive here, as he had been at Ashton Gate at the weekend. An uruk-hai, hidden underground for months, fed on the slime of lesser orcs, now released on unsuspecting strikers, perfect for the occasion as Wycombe brought on first Bayo Akinfenwa and then Uche Ikpeazu. You will snu snued by the large women. I guess, in truth, the only time I really fretted was when the Dutchman went off to be replaced by Osman Kakay, such as his dominance had been, but Rob Dickie is a reliable sort and Seny Dieng’s come-for-everything attitude is such a fillip to his team in situations like this – marauding through crowd scenes and cleanly claiming problems high in the sky before they manifest. What a find he’s turning out to be.

A second goal, and with it the sort of relaxed enjoyment our ventricles so crave, remained predictably elusive. Geoff Cameron, brought on to solidify the midfield and add height, actually produced an outstanding pass with the outside of his boot to free Chris Willock but, tiring, he got the cross all wrong. The former Arsenal trainee was singularly unfortunate to find the post in the way of his low shot on the end of a great move and Lee Wallace cross. That would have finished the game, and probably pushed him over the top into man of the match territory. Lyndon Dykes was sent on for Charlie Austin but when Todd Kane pulled a perfect low ball back for him to finish the game he fell over it and smashed his ankle into a thousand pieces, such is his life at the moment.

For a while it closely resembled the game at Adams Park in December, right down to the style and timing of QPR’s opening goal. Mehmeti equalised late that afternoon and, in a way, I’m surprised Wycombe haven’t got more points, being this awkward and obstinate. They could easily have taken one here, but this is a limited team, understandably given what it cost to assemble, and the difference players like Johansen and Willock, in particular, make was there for all to see. This time, QPR had enough about them to see it out.

The bizarre insistence that Dominic Gape couldn’t be moved all of three yards to the side of the pitch to treat a nosebleed added a hefty six minutes to the end of the game which became a re-run of recurring themes: Ikpeazu took a turn for a dive in the box looking for a penalty, Sam Field climbed between Wycombe’s giant strikers to win one of several big clearing headers that made up for occasional lapses in composure in possession, and Seny Dieng marched from his line to confidently claim the final set piece of the game with the penalty box packed to the rafters. Stand up Seny, everybody look at Seny.

QPR now eight wins from 12, in which they’ve kept as many clean sheets as they did in the whole of last season. Ebere Eze, Bright Osayi-Samuel, Nahki Wells, Jordan Hugill, Ryan Manning, Jason Isringhausen, Jason Giambi, Johnny Damon all gone, and here Rangers are three points better off than they were after 34 games the previous season. Imagine their disappointment to discover, having finally breached twelfth, that there’s another half to this league, with another dozen teams. I was expecting some sort of a pot. At the current rate of travel, we can expect to be top of it six years from now.

Lot of history here in the Greek Islands.

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QPR: Dieng 7; Dickie 7, De Wijs 7 (Kakay 76, 6), Barbet 6; Kane 6, Johansen 7, Field 6, Chair 6 (Cameron 65, 6), Wallace 6; Austin 5 (Dykes 65, 5), Willock 7 (Adomah 88, -)

Subs not used: Lumley, Bonne, Ball, Thomas, Hämäläinen

Goals: Chair 23 (assisted Willock)

Wycombe: Stockdale 5; McCarthy 6, Knight 6, Tafazolli 6, Jacobson 6; Thompson 5 (Ikpeazu 76, 5), Gape 6 (Oforbohr 83, -); Samuel 5 (Kashket 83, -), Mehmeti 7, Horgan 5; Muske 5 (Akinfenwa 69, 5)

Subs not used: Allsop, Grimmer, Stewart, McCleary, Onyedimna

QPR Star Man – Rob Dickie 7 Really struggled with this. Johansen was the best player on the pitch for an hour, but did fade in the latter part of the game. Chris Willock produced the outstanding moment to win the game, and was very threatening before tiring. Wycombe’s style, and QPR’s clean sheet, makes me feel like it should be one of the centre backs, and I was impressed with De Wijs, but then the amount of crosses they stuck in the stand, and the limited ability of their forwards, has me doubting myself. In the end the defensive stoutness, coupled with the ability to carry the ball forward and start attacks, makes me go with Rob Dickie. Don’t @ me.

Referee – Simon Hooper (Wiltshire) 7 There are quibbles – at least one of those ridiculous Wycombe dives in the penalty area second half should have been a yellow – but I’ve a lot of time for games refereed like this, calmly, with few cards, and the histrionics, play acting and screaming not just ignored but also laughed at. Basically refereed this in first gear, needn’t really have changed out of his suit.

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thehat added 15:31 - Mar 10

Thanks Clive spot on as always and love the Ainsworth / Warburton bio's at the beginning.

Yeah tough call on MOM I also went for Dickie last night for the same reasons - What a fantastic player he is turning out to be.

Where the hell have we been hiding Dieng all these years...........

extratimeR added 16:43 - Mar 10
Thanks Clive

Yes Dickie is putting in some real quality work, steady defending, and really beginning to carry the ball up the pitch. which will be a godsend for Willock and Johansen.

We really should keep very quiet about Dieng, I have watched the person who plays in Goal for Arsenal, and really worry that they just might have a West London scout as well as a German, Turkish, French or anywhere in the world scout.

One slight worry....... is it me or is Illias determined not to ever pass the ball to Charlie?
I noticed words being exchanged at Bristol on Saturday, and many, many, more words being hurled in Ilias's direction by Charlie, (particularly Ilias's near post shot with Charlie on the edge of the six yard box for a tap in), just youth? or something else?

No problem, everyone seems happy to pass to the Excellent Willock. long may it continue!

Excellent match report Clive!

TacticalR added 16:50 - Mar 10
Thanks for your report.

To be honest I didn't think Wycombe were that bad, especially given their league position. They were in the game until the end. Maybe they lacked a bit of creativity. As you pointed out, if we hadn't brought in extra players since last we met them this might have been a draw. An extra goal would have been good, but at least we were able to see the game out without conceding late this time around.

Phildo added 17:01 - Mar 10
I sort of enjoyed the ref laughing at that dive though - I thought the ref was very good. And I still have a great love for GA. They had more about them than directness- they were I thought well coached.
Sort of a perfect result in that Rangers won but all parties could hold heads up. Also watching Field - who did not have probably his best game- I still think we may have done good there as well.

18StoneOfHoop added 17:45 - Mar 10
MotM for me again the best player on the pitch was Stefan Johansen, You write of a tremendous move between Johansen,Wallace and Willock hitting the post was the move of the match..it was aces but that grass-cutting perfect ball inside the full-back was sumptuous. Johansen best player on the pitch by far, the MOTM for me.

I always enjoy your topical cultural references when I can understand them.cherry on top of the match report along with gratuitous vulgar filth for Woking but this 55 year old wants to know who ter fook are the 2 Jasons and the Johnny?

Paddyhoops added 18:20 - Mar 10
When coming to claim crosses and corners, Dieng uses his main asset. His hands , strikers aren't allowed to use them so he takes full advantage of that.
He's Worth an extra ten points to our side!!

Gleni1977 added 18:21 - Mar 10
“... range even Dean Coney might have been ok with”

Northernr added 18:36 - Mar 10
E15 - you have mail.

simmo added 18:51 - Mar 10
18Stone - "who ter fook are the 2 Jasons and the Johnny?" - I think you'll find that's Moneyball :-)

Might be worth you seeking it out and watching it through if you haven't already, that's almost definitely not going to be the last reference Clive chucks in!

E15Hoop added 19:31 - Mar 10
Cheers, Clive.

Loved the "Argos Barnsley" reference, as that was pretty much exactly what I was thinking! Hopefully, not too many other managers were taking note, as we definitely seem to have problems with the high fierce press. I take issue with the Warbler saying "we can't get dragged in to playing their game", as I don't understand how on earth you avoid it when 16 stone of hulking, musclebound human flesh is barrelling towards you and you have to make a swift decision about where you get rid of the ball before you get "killed to death" as you would say!

It also seems to directly contradict his other oft-repeated mantra of "we have to impose ourselves on them", as how do you impose yourself it you haven't won the physical battle in the first place?

I actually thought we were very good for the first 10-15 minutes of the Barnsley game precisely because we "out-Barnsleyed" them. It just seems impossible to keep that level of intensity up for 90+ minutes and remain sane..

Fair play to our boys though - they're coming up with a thoroughly acceptable combination of slugfest and skill. Long may it continue..

Superhoop83 added 20:55 - Mar 10

We knew you were good at the job already, but to publish a match report 3 days before the match takes you to another level. I was predicting a draw too, so I'm well chuffed to know we'll beat Huddersfield.

gigiisourgod added 21:07 - Mar 10
Really enjoyable read, great stuff

062259 added 21:12 - Mar 10
Interesting how we appear recently to be playing better - and winning - against the better teams (Watford, Brentford, Bournemouth), and either losing (Derby, Birmingham) or struggling to draw/win (Preston, Wycombe) against the weaker teams. I suppose it’s because the better teams let you play a bit more while the others concentrate on spoiling. Once we find a way to impose our skills and creativity on the spoilers, we could be in business.

Anyone care to name the starting XI on the first day of next season?


jtuck added 21:46 - Mar 10
Speaking of line-ups, one thing Mr Warbs is doing well is naming unchanged teams a lot of the time recently and resisting temptation to tinker. This was a Saturday-Tuesday turnaround and he simply went for 'same again' after probably best performance of the season against Bristol City. If it ain't broke...

westberksr added 08:04 - Mar 11
love the snu snu reference; excellent left field analogy!

great read Clive

francisbowles added 10:31 - Mar 11
Thanks Clive, excellent analysis. Well spotted Superhoop83, lol.

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